Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:07:01 AM No.18117581
>BY GAWD HE'S DONE IT! GRANDMASTER SEXAY HAS MADE THE UNDERTAKER TAP OUT TO WIN THE WWF CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEMANIA!!
>RIKISHI AND SCOTTY TOO HOTTY HAVE ARE HERE!
>THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!
>THEY ALL GOT THEIR SHADES ON, JR!! READY TO BUST A MOVE!!
>WAIT A MINUTE KING!! IS THAT...
>THAT'S HAKU! THATS HAKU! THE MOST DANGEROUS TONGAN OF ALL TIME!!
>BUT WHAT HE DOING HERE, JR?!
>I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS, KING... WAIT A GOD DAMN SECOND!!
>HAKU IS PUTTING THE SHADES ON!!
>GOOD GOD, DON'T TELL ME...
>*the lights go out*
>*thong song by sisqo starts playing*
>SISQO IS HERE!! SISQO IS HERE AT WRESTLEMANIA!!
>AND HE'S GETTING JIGGY WITH HAKU, RIKISHI, SCOTTY AND OUR NEW WWF WORLD CHAMPION GRANDMASTER SEXAY!!
>THIS IS TRULY A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!
>THANK YOU FOR LETTING US IN YOUR HOMES AND WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY NIGHT! GOODNIGHT FOLKS!
>*PRODUCED BY PAUL LEVESQUE AND LEE FITTING*
>RIKISHI AND SCOTTY TOO HOTTY HAVE ARE HERE!
>THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!
>THEY ALL GOT THEIR SHADES ON, JR!! READY TO BUST A MOVE!!
>WAIT A MINUTE KING!! IS THAT...
>THAT'S HAKU! THATS HAKU! THE MOST DANGEROUS TONGAN OF ALL TIME!!
>BUT WHAT HE DOING HERE, JR?!
>I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS, KING... WAIT A GOD DAMN SECOND!!
>HAKU IS PUTTING THE SHADES ON!!
>GOOD GOD, DON'T TELL ME...
>*the lights go out*
>*thong song by sisqo starts playing*
>SISQO IS HERE!! SISQO IS HERE AT WRESTLEMANIA!!
>AND HE'S GETTING JIGGY WITH HAKU, RIKISHI, SCOTTY AND OUR NEW WWF WORLD CHAMPION GRANDMASTER SEXAY!!
>THIS IS TRULY A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!
>THANK YOU FOR LETTING US IN YOUR HOMES AND WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY NIGHT! GOODNIGHT FOLKS!
>*PRODUCED BY PAUL LEVESQUE AND LEE FITTING*
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