Thread 18121687

He won.

>>18121687 (OP)
>gets to bury his face in Anna Jay's ass
Oh yeah. He won. Big time.

>>18121687 (OP)
He sure did

>>18121687 (OP)
>>18122139
What'd he win? Is he still signed with AEW? When was the last time he was on TV?

>>18122148
I have to think hes hurt. He dropped the belt, Had one match in December then vanished till May and hasn't been seen since. or Tony just got bored of that toy.

we love the scapeGOAT here

>>18122214
His heel run was a complete bust. Tony's putting him on the shelf for a few months so he can come back as a babyface and pretend "The Scapegoat" never happened.

>>18121692
You do know that women who look like her tend to be utterly mid in bed, right?

>>18121687 (OP)
>The nepo baby manlet won guys.

>>18121692
Anna Jay's still on the road, probably fucking half of the locker room, while Jungle Bitch has been sitting at home for the last 8 months.

>>18121687 (OP)
This kid makes Hook and Adam Cole look imposing. Perry would be like if WWE suddenly pushed Spike Dudley as a serious threat. I was going to say it's wild they put the TNT Championship on his, but that belt hasn't been worth anything in years.

Whats dinodouche up to? He got a lung infection like all their other heavyweights?

>>18122237
>You do know that women who look like her tend to be utterly mid in bed, right?

>>18122237
How would you know?

>>18121687 (OP)
>a literal midget wrestler
did he win the midget world title? jungleboi must give great head because he sucks in every other way possible

>>18122316
Got em

>>18121687 (OP)
He won the "Don't be completely stripped of your dignity and exposed as a complete hypocrite fraud in the most public manner possible" contest.
Which CM punk lost this weekend

>>18121687 (OP)
The only thing Anna Jay sees since Jungle Boy is at home is all that bbc

>>18121687 (OP)
the dead dad contest

>>18122593
His "friends" showed footage of him getting his ass kicked until he cowered into a ball on the floor on international television.

>>18121687 (OP)
here's that monster heel i was talking about

>>18122233
Yeah my guess is Tony is waiting for Luchasaurus to stop being dead so Jurassic Express can return one night to mediocre applause and start a feud with Christian

>>18121687 (OP)
The World's Tallest Midget contest? Must be a feat given that most of AEW's locker room is under 5'9".

>CM Flunk
>has to be prowrestler cause sucks at everything
>marries little indian boy
>has to go back on his morals and suck a blood covered Saudi dick

>Jack PERGOD
>could be a Hollywood nepobaby but CHOOSES to wrestle out of love for it
>gets to tongue punch Anna Jayy’s fartbox
>lives by a code and doesn’t give a fuck
ABSOLUTE MOGGING.

>>18122241
Sorry your wife cheated on you my man.

>>18122806
>could be a Hollywood nepobaby but CHOOSES to wrestle out of love for it
He can't act and neither could his dad. When was the last time Jack cut a memorable promo? Has he ever? If it weren't for getting signed to AEW, he would have washed out on the indies by the time he hit his 30s and just lived off dead daddy's money for the rest of his life. If AEW suddenly went under (which I'm not saying is going to happen), his wrestling career would be over.

The reality is Punk made millions of dollars working that one Saudi match alone. Meanwhile, Jungle Bitch is sitting at home doing literally nothing (like he has been for months), hoping Anna finally gets around to texting him back.

>>18122316
Kek exactly what I wanted to say.

>>18122238
what did Tony win? Another KWABOTY award?

>>18122316
Not him but have had plenty of sex and can tell you he is only half right it's 50/50 when it comes to bitches like that they are either freaks and make a shit load of noise can suck a basketball through a straw and will beg to swallow your load or the opposite of that coin they just lay there they can't suck dick to save their lives they and make almost no noise and won't even look at you.

>>18121687 (OP)
I remember aewtists claiming Jungle Jack was the next big heel after he did a couple of matches in Japan with a leather jacket. Where is he now lol. At least Darby has the excuse that he climbed Mt Boomerest.

>>18122806
LMAO most of his dads money went up his dads nose since he was a fucking smack user he was only worth 10 mil and it's split between him and his sister so Jack is getting at most 5 mil depending on how it was split anyway point is Jack Fagaloon Perry is worth 2 milly CM Punk worth 12 milly so Punketty still winning on that front.

>>18122806
Violent mogging