DIMES

whos the champion?

>>18126019 (OP)

>>18126019 (OP)
Can we officially give Kenny the title of wrestling's UAMFBN? Taker's been retired long enough.

>>18126019 (OP)
Did they choose the most manlet and ugly wrestlers so Superman would look better

>>18126019 (OP)
It's even funnier when you know that Superman is 5'10"

>>18126019 (OP)
>"So is this like WWE?"

>>18126034
Brutal

Who's the new guy in the middle aew signed?

Why is Kenny so
Wide

is kenny seriously wearing a cape

>>18126019 (OP)
MJF is probably wishing he could be promoting Iron Man so he could look normal sized next to RDJ

>>18126019 (OP)
>mjf is like 5'7

>>18126019 (OP)
sybau

>>18126103
His asshole doesnt work anymore so hes extra bloated from painkillers.

>>18126019 (OP)
Is mjf invited to all these hollywood spotlights because he's part of the tribe

Why is kenny omega literally always doing something gay?

>>18126145
isn't that obvious

>snyderjeets seething

>>18126019 (OP)
>both mogged by tubi tom cruise from skins
People are complaining Lex Luthor looks too soft in the movie, but he's mogging wrestlers.

>>18126145
cool it with the antisemitism

>>18126151
To entice your demographic. But nah, you're right. Look at him.

>>18126131
>mjf is like 5'7
even funnier because he is only 5'4 tops. hes the size of michael j fox

>>18126034
They should kiss

>>18126019 (OP)

>>18126019 (OP)
Omega legit looks like a midget troll

>>18126019 (OP)
>>18126034
These actors are like
>"Who the fuck are these freaks?! Get them away from me! Ahhhh!!!"
Then the trannies are like
>"We're famous professional wrestlers."
Actors be like
>"Oh, you work with John Cena and The Rock, we love those guys!"
Kenny says
>"No. We're just a toy fed that gets less than 750k viewers for over 2 years now, but WBD is forcing you to take a photo of with us, so don't be pricks."
Nicholas Hoult picks up Kenny's fat ass and slams him to the floor, mounts him and starts pummeling his face with pure strikes!
>"Nobody calls Lex Luthor a prick."
MJF ran away crying, but Dimeless Toni Storm yelled at Holt
>"Stop! You're killing him!"
And Lois Lane chimes in
>"He's a fucking pedo, you ugly drugged out dyke! Now say good-night!"
Pulls out a gun and shoots Toni execution style (2 in the head, 1 in the chest)

>>18126610
DIMES

>>18126610
Mental illness

>>18126019 (OP)
Kenny looks like he's been squashed lol

>>18126019 (OP)
How come even Hollywood still understands the importance of looks in a larger-than-life stories but not wrestling anymore?

I'm pretty excited for this movie

>>18126743
Kenny Oompa (Loompa)

>>18126034
She looks so fucking uncomfortable kek

>>18126034
That actress must be so embarrassed.

>>18126034
Based

>>18126610
This is EXACTLY what happened lol

>>18126610
insane thing to post

>>18127566
god i wish a woman would look at me like this

>>18126019 (OP)
look at Mid Jew's giant heels lmao, he's definitely like 5'4 without em

>>18126034
Toni would love Rachel's tits.

>>18126019 (OP)
lol the "pro wrestlers" are a head shorter than Hollywood actors. No wonder no one takes AEW seriously. I'm surprised MJF doesn't try wearing his wrestling boots with lifts any time he's in public. Whenever he's in regular clothes, he's noticeably 5' 7".

>>18126389
I saw him at LaGuardia Airport once and could literally see the top of his balding head. I'm only 5'10".

>>18130308
yep anyone can see mjf is a tiny guy even with all the muscle just look how tiny his frame looks compared to the other guys. thats how you can tell he is a tiny person 5'5 tops

>>18126610
Kek

>>18126788
why? it looks the same as The Flash. Horrible

Why are the wrestlers smaller than the actors?

>>18126788
WHERES THE DOG???