Thread 18135326

>Announces RAFW in April
>First show is in 2 months
>Ticket sales are worse than the worst attended Collision
>Radio silence from Hogan
>No press tour
>No appearances
>No tweets
>No promotion whatsoever
>Reps claim he had "routine neck surgery"
>Bubba the love sponge says his Hulk is in ICU on a ventilator, his heart has rejected a replacement valve and he is too old for a heart transplant
Get the sticky ready

I will cry once the Hulkster dies but HULKAMANIA LIVES FOREVER BROTHERS

>Hulk in hospital in bad shape
>Ric in hospital in bad shape
Will this be like a Jefferson/Adams thing

>>18135341
I probably will too. I have been in the room with someone only alive because of the ventilator. What a horrible way to go.

>>18135326 (OP)
Like I posted in the Ric Flair dies thread, any promotion can prop up his corpse in a corner. Hell his bear company can use him weekend at Bernies style for the commercials.

>>18135360
Nobody here has a clue what you just said.
But I get it bro.
Nice pull

>>18135326 (OP)
He'll always be over in heaven

>>18135383
damn I gms myself here. I meant beer.

>>18135326 (OP)
>Bubba the love sponge says
You had me going until that part, kek

Maybe he should never have said the word “nigger” guys. I think it was a mistake. You can’t go to heaven if you say it.

>>18135326 (OP)
>Bubba the love sponge says his Hulk is in ICU on a ventilator, his heart has rejected a replacement valve and he is too old for a heart transplant
That was a lie.

>>18135444
You just said nigger, silly. See ya in Hell!

>>18135447
OP is shitposting. Give him his propers and move on to the next thread buddy.

>>18135444
There's no niggers in heaven retard

>>18135360
i never watched The Jeffersons or The Addams Family so i don't get the reference but I just want to mention that JR is in bad shape too

>>18135326 (OP)
He just had surgery

>>18135387
I got the reference, brother.
>t. history major

>>18136730
>sharts need a degree in history to have even a surface level understanding of their history
OOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

Jim Ross, Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan could all be dead by the end of 2026

>>18135326 (OP)
hogan looks awful here, he looks like george best towards the end of his life
really bad sign.

Brother? Y'all gonna pearl harbor like me that?

>>18136764
good

>>18135444
Correction, you can't go to heaven unless you say it

>>18136770
He looks great for a 70 year old desu.

>>18135326 (OP)
380 tickets "distributed"
Not paid/sold.
'Distributed'

>>18137302
400k tickets were sold on ticketmaster max