Thread 18153928

As part of 'America250' celebration in 2026 to commemorate 250 years of American independence.

Which WWE wrestlers should be invited to have a match at the event?

>>18153928 (OP)
El Grande American and like 3 luchas that he goes over strong.

They should hold a fight at Alligator Alcatraz and the loser gets thrown into the marsh.

>>18153928 (OP)
Is it true the White House has turrets hidden under the lawn they can activate?

>>18153949
the white house can turn into a transformer

>>18153957
Why is Trump hiding the Mecha White House from us?

That’s cool if true, I’ve always thought that ufc should have events at crazy places. It would be like Tekken stages but in real life.

>>18153928 (OP)
Another win for the good guys!

God I love him

Idiocracy wasn't meant to be documentary....

>>18154152
I miss when our President had dementia and was dying from cancer.

>>18153928 (OP)
Its a shame that even though he's a wwe hall of famer Trump hasn't attended or hosted a wwe event yet

>>18154160
this but unironically

>>18153928 (OP)
Can a whole country win the KWABOTY?

>>18153928 (OP)
I can't wait to see two BJJ fag rubbing their heads against each other's crotches with the White House in the background.

>>18154374
He was front row at WM 4 and WM 5

>>18153928 (OP)
Even Obama acted whiter than this.

>>18154389
Yea the UK won it whatever year that the Brexit happened

I ridicule it, but I shoot want it to happen. I love laughing at America and MIGAs need to suffer, and hopefully die in their own shit, while they aimlessly throw fits and cry "WHY!? HOW DID THIS HAPPIEEEN?"

>>18154462
The UK and EU have gone down the exact paths they would have regardless of Brexit winning or losing.

>>18153928 (OP)
Lmao Americans are such a fucking joke.

>>18154389
>>18154502
Pay them tariffs peasants

>>18153928 (OP)
>celebrate America by watching two third worlders kill each other
Uhhhh...based?

>>18154502
Why because were real men who don't let niggers and spics steal are women?

>>18153928 (OP)
It's tasteless as fuck, but fighting on the white house lawn is like a fighting game stage come to life.
So whatever.

>>18154449
>Frankly, I think the fighters should stand up more. Usually it starts off that way where they do the Thai, the Muay THAI kicks and punches and oh it’s wonderful. Then the fight just devolves, it just devolves into the gayest thing you’ve ever seen before. They start humping eachother on the mat and they call it B-J-J. We’re not going to have that. Today I’m signing an Executive Order that bans humping during UFC fights and imposes sanctions on Brazil for creating a gay martial art.

>>18154460
But his tan suit!

>>18154514
GMS

>>18153928 (OP)
Royal Rumble on Air Force One next

>>18154514
>steal are women
Good morning, sir. But you have troubles of your own in India, sir.

I fucking love trump and I'm not american!

>>18153928 (OP)
Trump is kinda white trash. I think that’s why he resonates though.

>>18153957
This. In moments of great danger, it can stand up and nope the fuck out with the President safely inside.

>>18154510
The tariffs are on you lmao.

>>18154551
He's like Vince. They're both from a culturally working class background despite being rich.

>>18154514
>steal are women

Excellent bait.

>>18154551
He's a billionaire who wouldn't be caught dead or alive next to the kinda white trash you think you are. kek. You gristle brains get worked so easily.

>>18154563
Vince actually lived the poor trailer trash life though, Trump never did.

>>18154002
Kek, based

>>18154569
This. Trump deserves credit for working all the sub-90 IQ rednecks into believing he's one of them while being backed by Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg. That's some classic carnie shit.

>>18154456
They were at his house, ofcourse he showed up. >>18154460

>>18154551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-Z5sRwgLM

>>18153928 (OP)
Only UFC Michaels is invited, he's not inviting WWE Jannetty ya bitch

>>18153928 (OP)
Why does this have them seething so much? UFC is part of our American culture

>>18154562
retard

>works the working poor into blaming the foreign heels for their circumstances while pushing the Big Beautiful Bill gimmick that buries their support
Absolutely WIZZERKED

>event in the white house for 250 years america
>main event will be a random dagestani russian vs random brazilian
It's funny how there isn't a single american with star power or legitimate number 1 contender in the ufc right now

Why do retards idolize this small dick diaper wearing piece of crap?

>>18153963
He will activate it on January 6th 2029

>>18154551
>kinda
He's literally the epitome of a monkey with too much money. A white nigger.

>>18154540
They should have it on an aircraft carrier but you get thrown overboard instead.

>>18153928 (OP)
BASED MAGA running wild
White House arena

>>18153963
The gundam doesn't accept any random pilot.
It requires the chosen one.

>Taking UFC to white house when the products are infested by shitters and dimeless faggots
Way too late

>>18153928 (OP)
FUCK
YES

>>18154160
Between dementia patient and jew worshipping retard I would take the dementia patient any day

>>18153928 (OP)
>Which WWE wrestlers should be invited to have a match at the event?

I got one more in me brother

>>18154160
>When you ran out the healthy arms — you ran out of really healthy — they had great arms, but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular. And pitchers, I guess you could say, and really particular

>>18153928 (OP)
Why is trump astroturfing mmgay. It's in the shitters right now I couldn't even name you their champs

>>18153928 (OP)
Steve Austin versus Undertaker in the Oval Office

what the fuck

El Grande Americano (chad gable) and El Hijo de Dusty Rhodes (cody) vs. Los Lotharios in a AMERICA FIRST street fight.

Cody gets the pin, shakes trumps hand

>>18154671
It's essentially an import tax, you cretin.

>>18154639
>UFC is part of our American culture

Are there even any American champions in UFC?

>>18154680
Burgers can't fight. What else is new?

The jew puppet doing more great things to help the American people. Fuck healthcare, you can a ufc ppv for $70 that will be at the White House. This is surely what our brothers died for, what our people need.

>>18155125
>Why is trump astroturfing mmgay.
The only athletes who suck his dick regularly are brain damaged mutts that think Rogan is an intellectual and too stupid to understand how underpaid they are. Perfect representation of the country

Breaking: CM Punk has accepted an invitation to this event. He will deliver an apology to Donald J Trump this afternoon.

>>18153928 (OP)
Oh boy, that's well worth 3,8 trillion in more national debt

This is gonna be more based than when Andrew Jackson threw a kegger at the White House and 10,000 people showed up.

would be funny if colby doesn't get on the show since trump is his gimmick but he's a jobber right now so that definitely hurts his chances

>>18154531
but American pro wrestling is the gayest of all

Is Trump the most white trash president the US has ever had?

>>18155324
>Well it depends on the pro wrestling I think. I’ve been a fan of pro wrestling longer than anyone but what they’ve done to wrestling is just horrible. Frankly, if you’re a workrate smark who’s into Bret Hart and Dean Malenko that’s very gay. Have you seen what they’ve done to pro wrestling? They have this promotion called AEW but I call it Poop Dick Wrestling. Frankly, the ratings are doing very bad and I would have never overpaid like Warner Bros did. When I was doing The Apprentice the ratings were tremendous, they were tremendous ratings. Everybody was tuning in and we had the demo too. A lot of people forget. Then you look at this wrestling show and they're like little fleas..you know what they call that..a flea circus. All Elite Fleas. I just can't see the draw but we're gonna get rid of that and we're going to get rid of that very quickly.

>>18155186
You supported him way back. Don't lie kek. Most of you fags on here were supporting Trump in 2016, 20, and 24, despite boomer noticers telling you he was zio. I saw it in real time and knew what's happening now, was exactly what was always gonna happen.

blumpf dick suckers fuck off

>>18155983
Every politician is, it's irrelevant

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMAGACAN
WHERE AT LEAST I'M WHITE AND FREE
AND WON'T FORGET THE WHITES WHO DIED
AND GAVE THOSE RIGHTS TO ME

AND I'LL PROUDLY STAND UP FOR THE JEWS
AND DEFEND THEM STILL TODAY
CUZ THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT
GOD HATES FAGS
AND LOVES THE KKK!

>>18154160
Our president does have dementia and he's dying of cheeseburger.

>>18153928 (OP)
>Look at what this ADJUDICATED RAPIST is doing, desecrating sacred ground in this country that I hate with such a display of toxic masculinity

>>18154903
What about a jew worshiping dementia patient?

>>18156168
George W. Bush?

>>18156168
Ronald Reagan?

>>18156168
Roosevelt?

>>18156149
>>Look at what this ADJUDICATED RAPIST is doing, desecrating sacred ground in this country that I hate with such a display of toxic masculinity

>>18156393
I look like this and say this.

>>18154531
popped me

>>18153928 (OP)
Clown ass country

>>18156433
Yeah that's why it was posted.

>>18153928 (OP)
If Vince was still in charge he would ask for a wwe match as the preshow and he would get it.