Congratulation to the future WWE superstar!

>>18155417 (OP)
reminder that his wife is a former prostitute KWAB

>>18155425
the baby looks asian
no way he is the dad

Isn’t he raising a wife’s son like Ospreay?

>>18155417 (OP)
Doesn't she already have two?

>>18155425
She's a current prostitute and ugly
Danhausen kept saying abortion rights are amazing and then his wife's body aborted their first child forcefully lmao against her will

>>18155417 (OP)
fuck off
we dont want this shitter
he belongs in the tranny fed with the other freaks

it gets clearer and clearer that wwe is for kids lol

>>18155425
>former

>>18156248
Papa Haitch already has a contract waiting for him. Fraid so

Shawn-uh, we need to sign more Tony's toys-uh because I can't book for shit-uh.

>>18155425
being a prostitute is like being a marine: even if you leave, you'll forever be a whore

Do WWE fans even want him? Then again do AEW fans even want him?

>>18155425
Plus she already had a half-black son when she married him lmao

>>18155425
So is Kross's

>>18157363
WWE fans clap like seals for Joe Hendry and Mr Iguana. Danhausen will fit like a glove on the roster.

>>18155425
also isnt she black as well double kwab

>>18157363
>Do WWE fans even want him?
Honestly? He would have made a good addition to NXT prior to the move to CW. He has pretty good comedic timing even if he can't wrestler for shit. Shawn could have used him in the looney tunes NXT that he used to run. In CW era NXT? Nah, they drained all the humor and fun out of the show since they moved to network and Danhausen would just feel weird and out of place trying to cut a promo in the middle of Shawn's zesty buck minstral show.

>>18155417 (OP)
Fuck yes! I want a white R Truth.

>>18155417 (OP)
Based fag

>>18155417 (OP)
>future WWE superstar
Didn't Danhausen trademark his likeness? If he goes to the WWE, they'll give him a totally new look and name. Do you guys think he'll go through with that just to be back with chez?

>>18155430
I've never seen him without face paint, do I believe that he is Asian.

>>18157446
His body's going through withdrawal ever since Chez stopped buying him mint condition capeshit comics.
Bootleghausen needs this.

>>18155417 (OP)
Wtf! I thought he was gay?

>>18155425
We respect whores here, chud.

>>18157446
Nah, he would 100% sell it to WWE if it means he gets a contract

>>18155417 (OP)
Is he sure it's his?

>>18155425
oh no

>>18155417 (OP)
This dweeb is Evolve-level AT MOST