Is Jade the most perfect 'has the look but not the charisma and in-ring performance' wrestler of all time? I know there's a dozen or so of these types, but has there been any with an absolute 10/10 look like Jade?

>>18163951 (OP)
she has charisma, at least physical charisma. she presents herself like she's a huge deal, a lot of other women could take notes

>>18163966
>she has charisma, at least physical charisma
Zoomer

>>18163951 (OP)
she works white males into a shoot

>>18163951 (OP)
Congrats. You're beginning to understand how booking works.

>>18163951 (OP)

>>18163951 (OP)
I don't know, I get it but there's just something about her that makes it difficult for me to care about her.

>>18164505
I unironically never found her attractive

>>18163951 (OP)
if she could go out there and be a sexy black bitch she'd be fine, but they're making her actually wrestle. I watch every segment shes in regardless because shes so fucking hot

>>18163951 (OP)

>>18164536
>better chokeslam than Damian Priest

>>18164610
Chokeslam seems mostly on the person taking it

>>18164617
The one slamming has to sell it too, lifting and holding before actually slamming down - not too hard ofc, but looking real. And she does all that better than Priest heh

>>18164534
I feel the same way about you

I always thought she was just using wrestling to get into movies. Her look is dimes, she does not need the money.

>>18164667
>Her look is dimes
She's basically cosplaying Storm to try to play her one day, which is not going to work because Marvel Yidsney doesn't cast sexy women anymore.

>>18163951 (OP)
She looks like shit faggot

Jade has a ton of charisma in normal interviews but they need to find how to bring that out in promos, as for wrestling just put her in the Tamina position

>>18163951 (OP)
I think its cuz shes 4'10"
Everything she wears looks over sized on her. She has impressive Chyna like muscles, and does a great Storm cosplay, but shes a fucking mini and I cant take her seriously.
She's as believable as the boo boo faced nigger with the octopus mask pretending he's dream and demands to be pushed as Chris benoit. Fuck is his name... Johnathan Gresham.
Theyre the exact same, but shes a pretty girl, and he's an ugly nigger, so their pushes follow accordingly.
Tragedy is that he pretty decent in ring.... ah well. Sucks being a manlet. Hobo's Jay lethal. Fuck, hobos hydro. Not even a poor man's. Not a dollar tree.

>>18164505
All red everything! You remember when they brought her back for 3 weeks and then realized shes shit?
She seemed nice on that show, so I feel bad, but this isn't the job for her...

>>18164536
But hurricane had to stop using his chokeslam?

>>18165324
She's shoot 5'10"

>>18165382
Well fuck me...
She always looked so small in aew. Is that red head getting choke slammed 6'2"?
She towers over rhea and Charlotte?
My mind is fucking blown right now and im having a hard time coming to terms. Som im going to look for more things to tell me im wrong for a bit

Mother fuck... I don't even know who Raquel Rodriguez is, but shes taller than punk? Nia too?
God damn....
Why she always look so funny, though? Almost like her trunks are diapers. Is it trying to create a false hip thing?
Fucking 5'10".... mother fucker, i thought you were full of shit and looked it up... God fucking damn...

She's a woman. If you think Chyna would have been ANYTHING withoutthe DX association? Or any of the current women forcing emotion and slowly botching moves have any charisma other than "has a hole that men want" you're a complete idiot

>an absolute 10/10 look like Jade

>>18164512
she looks like a CAW

>>18165423
Are you blind? Her size is one of the main reasons she's being treated like a big deal.

>>18165557
Agreed. I don't like her face. Bianca is cuter and also actually good at wrestling

>>18163951 (OP)
She has good looks but nothing else. She is not a draw, not even for the casuals.

>>18165340
I remember just how much of a heat magnet she was. And how people were worried she was going to take the belt from bayley, who had just won it from Sasha. I still say they should've put the strap on Eva. For no other reason but to see how the crowd would've reacted. I honestly believe that ring would've been filled with trash. With fans chanting bullshit.

>>18165576
She looked so small next to goes into business for herself ref in aew

Bros, imagine if futas were real...

>>18165595
"Im using exposure here with you retards to elevate myself elsewhere and bide time between projects while making easy money" is a really successful heal gimmick. Punk in roh (aew too), the rock, batistas return (bluetista), various others. Should be used more

>>18164505
Beautiful white woman

>>18165557
looks like Michael Jackson in south park

>>18163951 (OP)
I remember how sad I was that she left AEW but looking back it was a blessing in disguise.
Not wasting any more TV time with her shitty matches

>>18163951 (OP)
Jade gets on my nerves because she comes out like a goddess, but she just can't help herself and slips into that ratchet, fingernail clacking, head twitching, "LES GO, LES GO" crap on the ramp, and then back into the divinity mode when she gets to the ring, like come on man pick one

>>18163951 (OP)
It should make you appreciate the true GOATs more, cos they needed to be based in more than one category. Look, body language, in ring, promo, gimmick. All had to be at least 9/10 with one at 10/10. It's not as easy as it looked. Jade's look is 10, but her gimmick isn't that good and her promo's trash.

>>18163951 (OP)
Want to know what a 10/10 in all three looks like?

>>18164505
Her sliced bread was cool

>>18164610
Priest does a sit-down with it, though. It's like comparing the Batista Bomb to the Last Ride. It's a different variation of the same move.

>>18166655
Was enticing until I saw it was a bug

>>18164681
it's not going to work because jade can't even cut a fucking promo let alone act in a big budget marvel movie

>>18165423
>She towers over rhea and Charlotte?
charlotte is the same height but rhea is a womanlet, she's like 5'5 or 5'6 and they try VERY hard to obscure this

>>18168323
Her billed height is, yeah, but they always fudge those numbers (andre, big show, taker, giant gonzales all come to mind as examples). Im 6 3 and a half, and when ever im close to a wrestler, like sitting close at a show or something, I tower over most every body, so I know they fudge their numbers. If I wrestled id be billed as 6 6. If you told me cowboy James storm is 5 8, id totally believe you

>>18163951 (OP)
Nathan Jones

>>18168323
Rhea is shoot 5'6 which is not womalet territory. It's the equivalent of being 6' as a man, just a bit above average.

>>18163951 (OP)
Bianca is a better looking queen then her.

>trying to not laugh at Naomi's cartoon villain tier evil cackling

She NEEDS to be in a strapon lezdom wrestling match.
>>18166655
She NEEDS to be in a strapon lezdom wrestling JAV.

>>18169487
Many are saying this

>>18166655
the GOAT

>>18170572
She wrestles great matches with nobodies and amazing matches with names. She's incredible.

she looks like she should be on American Gladiators instead of a WWE ring.

>>18165557
Those saggy ass titties

>implying this is the first time there has been a wrestler with a dimes look and literally nothing else
Zoom zooms don’t know about Brakus

>>18170878
brakus was just a big roidy bodybuilder-type though, like if he could actually wrestle he'd just be another mike awesome, jacked with a ugly ass face

>>18166655
No, we don't. That isn't what OP was wondering about. Re-read the OP slowly and carefully.

>>18170878
Generic head. That's not a 10/10 look.

>>18163951 (OP)
Im so pissed they give her such a cool entrance. Imagine if a dimes male wrestler had that entrance. Once of the coolest in modern WWE

>>18171450
If you think that Jade Cargill has a 10/10 face you need to leave your room and go to a Target or Starbucks or something god damn

>>18172070
This isn't about being attractive, Jade stands out despite not having an attractive face. Brakus looks like a generic muscular bodyguard

she reminds me of that chick grace that's in nxt
two utter dimeless shitters

>>18163951 (OP)
Jade is so bad at everything else that shills have to exaggerate "how great she looks". she looks good but is not even in the top 10.

>>18163951 (OP)
The problem with Jade is she isn't trying. I'm not kidding. She's upfront in several occasions said she is using wrestling as a stepping stone to get into Hollywood. She does not see any reason to learn anything because she's so up her own ass that she thinks Hollywood will pick her up because she "looks good enough" to be casted into a role. But she's not. Jade doesn't realize that you need to know how to act to become a movie star.

You can say "well Dwayne sucks and he got picked up" but you also fail to understand that he actually has charisma and isn't monotonous like Jade. He knows how to act to a certain degree. As does Cena and Fagtista.

Jade is going to get a wakeup call that being fit and a kween isn't going to be enough to get you anything or go anywhere. She's going to actually have to put in work to achieve her goals. So I can't wait for the inevitable "HOLLYWOOD IS RACIST" tweets she'll put out when the next X-Men movie ever comes out and she doesn't get the role

This whole "I want to be Storm" thing is so retarded

>>18163951 (OP)

>>18172223
Having that much body hair is very off putting.

>>18172223
bro has hairy abs lol wtf

>>18163951 (OP)
She's the fuckin shits

this is a jade board

>>18163951 (OP)
Bianca was already the prototype black female wrestler for WWE I don't get why they need Jade

>>18164828
>Jade has a ton of charisma in normal interviews
This is true. My local sports radio station had her on and she was charming and fun.

>>18164681
>>18164681
theyll pick zendaya or some other creatura to play storm. we need weinstein back badly to make hollywood hot again

>>18163951 (OP)
What's so Jade about her?

>>18172092
Jade only stands out by having a disgusting and grotesque muscular body that no female should ever have. It’s like saying someone with leprosy stands out; yeah, but nobody will pay to see it week after week.

wrestling's just not jade's thing

>>18164505
Yuckola

>>18173901
>If Jade wants to stand out, she should have a body and look every other female has.
I bet you can't chew gum and walk at the same time without dying.

>>18173766
Because Paul was desperate to sign someone away from aew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bCNphdUZao

>>18175632
seriously.
shoot 6'8"
shoot made australia's most wanted list for armed robbery
shoot went to prison for 7 years
shoot competed in and did well in world strongman contests
looks like a serial killer
one of the worst wrestlers to ever be put on tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcV8jFmz8Ps

>>18164020
A zoomer would've just said "aura," you bitter fag.

>>18164020
true, he did real good not using the phrase "aura" there

>>18165557
this looks like a hugely shitty ai prompt went wrong

>>18168308
calm yourself little zoomie, sit-down is still shit

>>18173858
She turns more green the more you wear her

>>18164505
>>18165595
I knew wrestling fans had fully transitioned into homosexuals when they rejected her

>>18173766
Cuz Biancas gimmick is a heel one. She's a over confident 3 year old twirling her braid and saying shes the most everything more than anyone else, and does that nigger bpunce to be obnoxious
Someone mentioned jade does something similar, goddess, goes nig midway through to show shes a black woman, and then back to goddess as she enters the ring

>>18175648
He actually did make it to Hollywood thoughbeit

>>18172436
Its what happens when a man goes through puberty and doesnt have a lot of estrogen or testosterone blockers.

>>18173901
Yeah, some one with an even more extreme body, like Chyna for example, would never be able to get over and .ake money due to her size and her muscles
Oh wait...

>>18173766
>>18176083
Bianca is unironically the best pure athlete on the roster. Safe worker, but also top 3 strongest and with real quickness/speed. I totally get Paul trying to find another person with her gifts or just trying to keep her happy

Chris Masters. insanely kino entrance and roided body but moved like shit and his finisher was a full nelson.

>>18175671
Zoomers didn't even invent that, Cornette says it all the time as he's a boomer as you can get

>>18176074
She was so hot.

>>18176104
What's Bobby lashleys finisher? A hurt lock? What's that?