Zaaamn boomers gooned to THIS?

>>18166175 (OP)
Damn thick momma.

>>18166175 (OP)
Queen of the Lot Lizard Battle Royal

>>18166175 (OP)
boomers had sexo they didn't goon

>>18166203
What was pee-wee doin in that theatre?

>>18166198
Kek

>>18166175 (OP)
Cleanup in aisle MY PANTS

>>18166210
it wasn't a girly theatre, it was a GAY theatre

Definitely a 10 -
10 beers down and it’s time to bump uglies

>>18166175 (OP)
I'd plow the fuck out of that busty hog, I'm ashamed to say. Just get her wide open on a countertop with her fat hairy bush that's been in baking her jeans all day, and her big danglies waiting to be sucked. I'd cum inside her.

>>18166218

>>18166210
Fapping

>>18166175 (OP)
Kek at that championship belt
Come on, man....I know it was a different time and well into the past, but they couldn't come up with a fancier-looking belt than that?

>>18166276
That joint looks mint you pleb.

>>18166175 (OP)
Daily reminder that masturbation didn't exist before the 90s.

>>18166385
Nobody gooned more than the ancient Romans

>>18166406
I thought they just had gay sex

>BY GAWD WHAT A WOMAN
>AND YOU CAN GET IT UP FOR THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH WITH TODAY'S SPONSOR BLUE CHEW
>USE PROMO CODE JR AND YOU TOO WILL SAY "AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF"
>BUY MY VIAGRA YOU ANIMAL

>>18166175 (OP)
The Terminator, Judy Martin

>>18166385
Idk man i remember that dude prepping his pepperoni in Fast Times

>>18166175 (OP)
Imagine pinching her schnozz while she throats your cock

>>18166385
>Daily reminder that masturbation didn't exist before the 90s.
yes, your father went to the woods just for a walk and not for the discarded playboy magazine he found there

>>18166175 (OP)
No. Also, people didn't goon back then. You jerked off to cum and get on with your day, not spend hours edging until you enter the goon zone.

>>18167120
false, i'm 52 and edged all the time to magazines as did my father before me

>>18167117
Oddly specific. Is that really your idea of Americana, Pajeet?

>>18166175 (OP)
Tdpgm

>>18166175 (OP)
>this is what women looked like before multiculturalism
grim

>>18167148

You must be 18 or older to use this site.
https://medium.com/@joe_donatelli/there-are-a-lot-of-girly-magazines-in-our-nations-woods-a-special-report-640fc69f63ee

>>18167185
Gay magazines

>>18167208
>I was reminded of this when Playboy.com deputy editor Marc Bernardin reported that Nathan Fillion and his childhood friends found a stash of Playboys in a tree-house in the woods. Then Wil Wheaton told Playboy.com that he hid a July 1985 Playboy in a tree behind his home. Patton Oswalt remembers a childhood spent chancing upon discarded Playboys in the wooded area behind his suburban Virginia development. Tig Notaro found herself some Playboys in the woods as well.
>Tucked in the comment sections of various websites are testimonials from men who recall the unbridled joy of finding naked women in the wild. The nerds who read Gizmodo found Playboys in the woods. The libertarians who read Reason.com found Playboys in the woods. The artsy entrepreneurs at Threadless found — you guessed it — Playboys in the woods.
>From coast to coast squirrels are scampering over Angie Everhart’s face, beavers are fortifying their dams with the hotness of Raquel Pomplun while deer are finding their sexuality challenged by our Girls of Canada spread.
https://web.archive.org/web/20171003090906/http://www.playboy.com/galleries/every-february-playboy-cover#slide-48
https://web.archive.org/web/20171003090910/http://www.playboy.com/galleries/complete-list-of-1980s-playboy-covers#slide-11

If you think these are "gay magazines", you might be a tranny.

>>18167243
They were gay magazines you homo

>>18167259
>naked women are GAY
yep.
tranny confirmed

>>18167243
>has detailed written accounts of children's sexual discoveries saved as a pasta

>>18167288
>saved as a pasta
????
I literally had to make 1 google search to confirm what I already knew was true for others, and copied it from there.

>>18167243
you’re getting worked hard zoomarkie

>>18167349
>i was merely pretending

>>18167309
>to confirm what I already knew was true
So, you have all this sexual kid stuff applied to memory? ok

>>18167395
It's called lived experience, everyone was doing it.
You seem obsessed with relating this to pedophillia, and you have an image of a little girl saved on your harddrive. How very interesting. I'll need to send a tip to the FBI I think.

>>18167409
>everyone was doing it
So if everyone was jumping off a bridge to goon, would you?

>>18167435
argumentum ad populum

>>18167444
meant for
>>18167409

>>18167363
There’s an AEW thread up for you zoomie
This is a boomer thread. Keep on scrollin

>>18167143

>>18167455
Incorrect application of the fallacy.
Doing something and coincidentally everyone else doing it does not equal observing others doing something and then taking part because it is popular.
There is a difference between eating cow shit because everyone else is doing it, and eating cow shit because you like it. I'll let your jeet ass decide which one is most applicable to you.

>>18167143
>>18167526
Based.

>>18167556
cooked that curry

>>18167556
OOF

>>18167556
All that jibber-jabber doesn't explain your fiendish need to read and review tales of prepubescent woodland masturbation.

>>18167599
>goalposts go flying out of the stadium because pajeet is losing the argument and doesn't even know how to apply logical fallacies in the correct way
>is now attempting to project falsehoods onto the other party because of his own failings as a man
many such cases

>>18167631
I just pray the judge will take your brilliant posts into account during your trial.
>No, your honor. It's not weird that I research kids in the woods. Everybody does it! Here, look at these google search results!

>>18167690
Can you start just making your posts in Hindi and I'll just use Google Translate for them? Clearly arguing in English is too much for you, you just keep repeating the same jeetbabble, and I'm pretty sure you're bobbing your head at the keyboard.

>>18167710
>I'm pretty sure you're bobbing your head at the keyboard
I'm sorry is this some sort of hip-hop reference I'm not familiar with?

>>18167725
You don't know your national pastime (aside from eating poop, drinking cow piss, and rape)?

>>18166175 (OP)
This is what a 20 year old looked like in 1950. That's why marrying 15 year olds was okay back then.

>>18167143
c'mon baby light my fire, amirite? Shouldn't you instead be on reddit glorifying trannies and incompatible immigrants, you sybarite boomer POS?