What a fake tough guy loser

Id heem this stuttering bitch in 5 seconds

>>18170832 (OP)
Mmmmmmm that ain’t badass

>>18170832 (OP)
"yeah dude I'd definitely beat up this 86 year old man who's spine and knees don't work"
Damn next you're gonna tell me that you could beat a newborn baby kitten in a stomping match

>MMMMMmmm, you sure about that? I'll make you anus.

>>18170832 (OP)
KWAUAMFBN

>>18170872
Kek What An Unbelievable Amazing Mortician Fenom Biker Necromancer

>>18170857
Based. I beat up some bitch who lives at the nursing home last weekend.

>>18172424
Why?

>>18173089
He's sad and angry and if he picked a fight with someone able bodied he would die

>>18170832 (OP)
Mmmmmmm. What that tongue do doe?

>>18170832 (OP)
Undertaker would literally destroy you

>Undertaker's long, brooding, atmospheric entrance
>Commentary putting him over as a total badass
>Everyone sells fear or at least being tense if he just approaches them
>The pyro
>The eyes rolling back
>The throat cutting
>Being 6'10 and jacked

Then my dad walked in, watched a bit and just laughed at Undercarder. Wrestling died that day.

>>18173089
She took the handicap parking spot

>>18170832 (OP)
its funny how he pretend he could have been in ufc. dude was never athletic, he could barely run

>>18170832 (OP)
Undertaker
Kane
McMahon
Michaels

If you are between 26 and 32 I bet these are your top 4. They certainly are mine