[Tremendous News]
Iyo Sky(35) retained HER TITLE because she fucking won at mania and worked the antis into a shoot and is....
>the motherfucking GOAT
>a 5 star player
>brat
>cute
>perfect
>pure
>friendly
>smart
>beautiful
>strong
>cheerful
>30 million dollar net worth haver
>#1 player in the universe
>the God of Joshi
>biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today
>uplifting
>supreme talent
>an emoji
>has AURA
>superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable
>winner of the Joshi Civil War
>soft
>smooth
>funny
>cool
>charismatic
>a draw
>the GOAT
>smol
>adorable
>sturdy
>powerful
>breathtaking
>cheesy
>innocent
>cat enthusiast
>disciplined
>athletic
>genius
>pretty
>amazing
>stupendous
>terrific
>tough
>based
>brilliant
>sexy
>charming
>slick
>phenomenal
>thighGODDESS
>pitQUEEN
>hot
>brilliant
>shiny
>loving
>caring
>sensitive
>tough
>incredible
>hard working
>kind
>hates aOSU
>great butt
>hilarious
>courteous
>thrifty
>brave
>clean
>reverent
>clever
>traditional
>godly
>humble
>sweet
>sassy
>saucy
>THE MOTHERFUCKING GRANDSLAM CHAMPION
>does not use weave like a black girl
>4.9 million viewer woman (HOLY FUCKING DIMES)
>the main attraction
>ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS!!! Will risk copping a career ending and potentially life threatening injury to send the Iyomaniacs home happy
>a worthy obsession
>bigger draw than all AEW(329k) wrestlers COMBINED
>never starts fights with her co-workers and is the true embodiment of a locker-room leader
and most importantly
>THE CHAMPION OF OUR HEARTS AND NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!(EAT SHIT RHEA YA FUCKING DUDE)
SOUNDS FUCKING BASED TO ME
Audible and extremely visual version: https://streamable.com/zjhzz1

You guys remember when this nail trimmer spammed “Iyo is brat” memes for a week and then stopped when she lost to Liv three times in Europe?

>>18179056 (OP)
Dangerously based

HEAVY PISTON FUCKING IYO'S BUTT

>>18179056 (OP)
Iyo is the GOAT

>>18179056 (OP)
>Iyo Sky(35) retained HER TITLE
Corny hates this.

Bug

>>18179056 (OP)
EVIL is her partner IRL btw

I would burn down black churches for Iyo.

>>18182175
Everyone knows this

>>18179208
Corny is a cuck just like the lyraschizo

>>18179056 (OP)
KWAFP

>>18179056 (OP)
Tremendous news indeed!