>at work as usual today
>coworker was trying to get me to cover his spot when I didn't want to
>ends up cutting a promo on me
>it was pre-lunch rush so everyone was just standing around watching
>knew I couldn't cut a better promo than him
>fuck_it_we_shoot_here.mp4
>started throwing punches
>missed one and he got space
>grabbed a frier basket and hit me in the face with it
>shoot forgot where I was for a second
>manager came out and broke up the fight
>he ran the camera back and saw me swing first
>fired me and I have a shoot black eye
Is it over for me? Do I just look for a new promotion?

Start doing run ins and hit stunners on random employees during their shifts

>>18197194
They watched me get my ass kicked if I went back they'd just laugh at me.

>>18197215
In that case do a bunch of passive aggressive shit like ordering hundreds in the drive thru and then driving off

>>18197119 (OP)
Do what Jungle Boy did

>>18197119 (OP)
>Didn't hit him with a 'fine speech'
>Didn't hit him with a Meltzerism
>Didn't repeat what he said back to him in a condescending tone
>Didn't tell him that you accept his concession
>Didn't hit him with a shoot 'WHAT?'
>Didn't tell him to gain height, have sex, and get a clue
>Didn't even tell him to turn on his monitor
Anonetty, you've been in developmental here for how many years now? And you couldn't shut down a mark's promo with any one of the cheap tricks we've taught you? I think we might need to send you back to /fit/ to get a clue. You aren't ready for the main roster, and I'm starting to think you never will be.

>>18197119 (OP)
Take a dump on the bathroom floor every single day

>>18197119 (OP)
You gotta go on a redemption arc. Sign with Wendy's and form a stable of misfits and raid their promotion

>>18197119 (OP)
>fired me
>Do I just look for a new promotion?
I'd say so yes

>>18197119 (OP)
Recruit masked goons to cause disorder and have them spray paint cryptic messages on the walls

>>18197119 (OP)
No sell the firing and just keep working there.

>>18197119 (OP)
Alright bro, I'm gonna give you a REAL answer. This is what you do. You go to a pet shop (outside your town, of course) and order a big bunch of Madagascar hissing cockroaches. Put them in a small aquarium or something and let them breed. Make sure they don't have any way to escape or this trick could backfire on you. So, once your giant roaches have babies, you sneak them into the bathroom at your old job and put them all in the ceiling. Most restaurants have drop ceilings so you can just stand on the toilet and reach up in there. Turn them all loose, then go buy more hissing cockroaches (they're cheap) and repeat the process. Keep doing this until the place has an infestation. Next, take pics of the giant roaches and send them to the local media. Finally, report the problem to your local health department and get that restaurant SHUT DOWN. Yes I have done this and yes it does work. You can thank me later.

>>18197119 (OP)
Poop in a bag then order a double cheeseburger and smear your shit on it and complain the guy who fought you pooped on your burger and get him fired. Make sure you take a bite to really sell it.

>>18197309
Promos good