SLOP IT UP DRONIES

They will too. They’ll celebrate it. “See? REAL celebrities like our show!!”

>>18201392 (OP)
that dude did one of the best chokeslams I've seen in years

>>18201392 (OP)
Meanwhile

>>18201392 (OP)
>>18201493
this sport sucks

>>18201392 (OP)
You faggot ass tranny hypocrites piss and shit yourselves over that CostCo pig thoughbeit

>>18201399
>real celebrities
>jellybean
Never heard of this faggot in my life

>>18201511
he'd be a similar get to Cyndi Lauper in 84

>>18201499
This shit has been literally happening since the 80's. There is a lot of things that you can bitch about in modern wrestling, celeb one-off matches ain't one

Yeah im thinking this semen slurping sport isnt for me

>>18201542
you say that like they're usually fucking good lmao
it's just a way to get normies in the building anyways

>>18201537
who? i dont know that boomer shit

>>18201392 (OP)
Still better than the fucking costco kids

>>18201569
some redhead that lou albano was banging, sang that song 'vogue'

>>18201575
The Rizzler is /pw/ approved

>naming himself after food
American moment

>>18201392 (OP)
NIGGA TF IS JELLY ROLL?!!???!!!
xD

>>18201493
At least he was an actual wrestler & understands the industry while actually fucking promoting the event & telling you when & where. Jelly Roll is going to show up in a towncar, have his own separate dressing room, do his thing, leave, & never talk wrestling before & after it because it would cringe his NPC country pop fans away.

>>18201542
i didnt say "this sport sucks now"
i said this sport sucks

>>18201553
For you semen slurping is more of a hobby or a vocation.

Jelly Roll > Will Asspray

would be kino if he died in the ring desu

>>18202691
The nature of your contrarian mindset actively costs you watching something entertaining & interesting, instead choosing to watch embarrassing slop that the CIA wouldn't even torture people with.

>>18202719
>embarrassing slop
I don't watch aew

>>18202735
>but muh aew suck you dumb
I beg of you to find a new hobby, this semen sucking sport just isn't for you. Maybe watch celebrity pickleball, more up your alley.

>>18201392 (OP)
Why are AEWtists pretending that celebrities having special attraction matches is something TKO invented?

>>18202752
>semen sucking sport
I don't watch aew

>>18202763
Mr. T was an actual toughman competitor & fitness dude. Jelly Roll is a massive fat man who can hardly move that has only proven any physical ability with his bizarre sex tapes with his ugly wife where she sucks him off in public.

>>18202616
>at least The Costco Guys™ understand the industry

>>18202772
okay so how about Drew Carey in the Rumble

>>18202719
he's not missing much. If you've seen one Will Ospreay match then you've seen them all

>>18202786
Only in there for moments, didn't try to do anything, was there for a gag. It's essentially the same thing with Pete Rose, just there for Kane to murder them without damaging any of the roster's aura to the audience.

Jelly Roll will almost certainly go over a younger talent that should be improving but will be held back by celebs. Please try another argument because that one didn't stand up to scrutiny.

>>18202616
>calling Jelly Roll fans NPC’s
>while you devote your life to the most bluepilled soitard form of entertainment on the planet

>>18202809
now give me deebo from friday and why that was fine too
tell me why LT got to make Bam Bam Bigelow look like a joke

>>18202847
Nothing is more onions I suppose than watching a show where majority of the screen time is devoted to the actual sport rather than people over the top "acting" to each other, chasing Emmys that will never appear. I want to watch wrestling, it seems like what you want to watch is called General Hospital & it's on daytime ABC if you're interested.

>>18202862
Really fucking stupid of you to mention Tiny Lister, who was a trained wrestler that they threw into No Holds Barred THEN became Deebo years later.

The Fed got no excuse for the LT WM main event, but that company, as we've been discussing throughout this thread, is desperate to always reclaim mainstream attention so will let any z-list celeb walk over their highly trained talent.

>>18201569
"Girls just wanna have fun" cunt.
The reason the first WM didn't completely crater and thus saving Vince and the company.

>>18201493
>actual wrestler on the pre show vs a fat country singer on the main card with a top star
lol eat up that slop

>>18201392 (OP)
I just think it's disgusting how I am expected to know who this fat retard is. They do this all the time.
Show some random homeless nigger in the audience and I start feeling sorry for a second how destitute and forlorn he looks. Then a banner appears and apparently he's a multi-millionaire because he sang the hit song Bix Nood on Xitter-Tok.

>When WWE has a celebrity match it's just an enhancement to an already great show

>When AEW has a celebrity match it's the best match on the card because AEW fucking sucks!

Fraid fucking so

>>18202616
>>18202906
AEWtists are on Tony's dick so hard that they're hyping up the grocery store guy. LMFAO. They're doing tricks on it

>>18202880
My real point, friend, is that ultimately it's fake and celebrities have made some massive differences in the money made, it's a wrestling tradition. Territories had local dudes be special ref, etc.
and trying to comb through every celebrity appearance to see whether or not it was okay is just insane

>>18201392 (OP)
AEW and WWE make me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan. As such, I'm announcing my /pw/ Retirement Road. It'll end in a triple threat match with me, Rovert, and Bitchtits.

>>18201511
Yes we know you never leave your trannybunker

Fuck bad bunny, fuck logan paul, fuck ksi, fuck speed, fuck jelly roll
These shitters shouldn't be allowed to wrestle

>>18202923
>>When WWE has a celebrity match it's just an enhancement to an already great show
yeah e-drones need validation to see how great wwe is thats why rappers are booked

Celebrities fucking suck in wrestling, what a shit "sport"

WHO TF IS JELLY BELLY?!?!??

>>18202867
>I want to watch wrestling, it seems like what you want to watch is called General Hospital & it's on daytime ABC if you're interested

>>18201392 (OP)
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FAT BITCH

>>18201392 (OP)
Kek

>>18203574
well yeah it takes a lot of time and effort to get good at it

>>18206605
There's so much humping in AEW

>>18201537
lol no
everyone knew who Cyndi Lauper is
music is so fragmented these days that Jelly Roll comes off as a huge star to some people and a literal whomst to many more

>>18208402
when i said that i thought it was total bait because i had no idea who the fuck he was and that little redhead bitch and mtv helped put wwf on the fucking map and it turns put he's actually a musician of some repute and it kind of ruined my whole vibe

>>18201392 (OP)
HUGE upgrade from travis scott hope to see tom macdonald in the ring next

>>18208314
The consequences of Road Dogg have been a disaster for the human race.

>>18201493
>Today we are going to dry age aew all in with Jr bbq sausage

>>18201392 (OP)
It only works if he gets btfo so bad that it isn't clear if it's a work or a shoot. Who is he facing? Miz?

This fat fuck and his retarded wife doxed my nigga Froggy Fresh.

>>18201392 (OP)
>92
These things always backfire on you inbred and blood-cursed eastern world creatures and AEWtists

>>18208532
kurrgan

>>18208763
lel, he's finally back

>>18201392 (OP)
Oh my

>>18201499
>sport
It's a TV show ya mark

>>18201392 (OP)
They do literally everything except book wrestlers that can actually wrestle kek

>>18201493
The 'cord didn't like this one

>>18210020
That’s because no one in the fed knows how to wrestle kek

>>18210027
KWAB

LMFAO

I'm really fucking tired of celebrities in wrestling
They saw people enjoy Bad Bunny being a rare case, a case of an actual popular guy who can draw people to a stadium and then somehow thought literally every shitter NFL star and country rap american shartist will draw the same.
AEW doing it was desperate as fuck too. Its always been desperate as fuck.

>>18202916
lmao

>>18208402
Music is definitely more fragmented, but you're acting like some artist don't get billions of plays on streaming and don't sell out arenas and stadiums on their own. Like, you're still in the minority if you don't know a lot of different musicians.