I have to be honest, i do not enjoy watching fat greasy samoans who speak like they're black and have names like "tiki tattoo" hit a coconut splash off the top rope.

>>18208796 (OP)
I was indifferent towards samoans until 2023. wwe has turned me against them

MY GOD IT'S UNGO BUNGO WITH THE SAMOAN DROP!!!
YOU SEE THIS COREY??? THAT'S DINGO DANGO!!! HE'S DOING THE SAMOAN SPLASH TO MUMBO JUMBO!!!
COULD IT BE??? IT IS!!! THAT'S CHIMMY CHANGA WITH THE SAMOAN SPIKE ON THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE NEWEST BLOODLINE THREE POINT O, THE RINGO DINGO DANGO!!!

Tumba Wumba finna hit ya with a SHOOT coconut splash

BINGO BANGO BONGO I'M SO HAPPY IN SAMOA I REFUSE TO GO!!!!!!!

>>18208796 (OP)
Is Jake not a white enough name for you?

>>18208901
you're brown

Go watch Takeashit and the depressed cowboy then.

>>18210095
What's that got to do with being correct?

>>18208796 (OP)
yeah they suck
the initial bloodline was somewhat contained but now they spawning in new dudes every other week it feels like

>>18208796 (OP)
Same. It's why I don't watch smackdown and get drunk instead

>>18210107
Really dumb post because Takeshita and Hangman have gotten over without years worth of relentless forced pushing. Samoans have been given special treatment in WWE for decades, and still there's only like two of them who ever really got over (Rock and Snuka). Roman kind of got over as a heel I guess, but only because everyone was sick to death of him.

>>18210150
>Rock and Snuka
lol

>>18210175
The Usos will never be over, no matter how much marketing he gets. History has shown this to be true.

>>18210117
You're wrong though.

>>18210185
i was appreciating the bit

>>18210195
Well you could have said so without trying to disrespect my whole godadmn people

>>18210202
you should get a job in wwe instead of posting here then

>>18208818
kek

>>18208796 (OP)
They should have stopped at Solo
We were already used to Reigns and the Usos pre-Bloodline, so that wasn't so bad
Adding Solo as a new guy wasn't bad either, especially how you could see he had dimes potential
But all these other new coconut niggas with funny names....I just don't give a shit about them. There's too many of them now

Honestly don’t know what’s worse boring fat samoniggers, boring pasty gookniggers, or boring womemeniggers. Industry is grim boys

>>18208901
they dont call him jake, they call him jacob, its much less white because they only know that name because of christian dominance, if they actually called him jake maybe we could get somewhere but they dont

>>18211135
>solo
>dimes potential
In what universe? Maybe as a competitive eater lmao, hes got a fat retard potato body and a gay nigger rapist gimmick, now Umaga, he was fucking dimes and the fact that this is his "replacement" is disrespectful