You guys know it's fake, right?

>>18212859 (OP)
You guys know Joe can't tell the difference between reality and a fucking video. You do know Joe has been storing ancient plants up his own ass since before the invention of tools. You know joe. The malet sissy fucker with no social cues.

>>18212859 (OP)
Fuck Joe Rogan and his legal Mandingo fights. Weak ass political takes and a huge anal gape for corporate interest. Nigga's mouth foams with coaxial cables

>>18212859 (OP)
Ya know what's not fake? How bad a chimpanzee on ket could fuck you up! Those things are so freaking strong. Jamie, pull up that video of that chimpanzee attacking that dude.

>>18212859 (OP)
just like rogan's tough guy persona

did is literally a smurf living in a toadstool training bjj to protect himself from gargamel

>>18212859 (OP)
*ruins 3 different territories at the same time*
Also Joe needs to come out already

>>18212859 (OP)
My wife says that to me, I tell her love island and the bachelors fake, we fuck and the world keeps turning
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>18212859 (OP)
Too bad he turned into a kook. Id rather meet him than aaron rodgers though. But fuck itd suck having to hang out with joe and smoke a bowl.

no it isn't

>>18212944
>malet
Is this french?

>>18212859 (OP)
Umm... we fucking HATE Joe Rogan here. Read the room.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxleZpWSKQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs3GJuE1Qo
Do yourself a favor. Delete this thread. Before I report your ass.

>>18212859 (OP)
More real than any other tv show

>>18212859 (OP)
what is fake?

>>18212859 (OP)
I dont believe you
looks real to me

i wasn’t aware, thanks joe!

>>18212859 (OP)
Yes, Joe Rogan is as fake as sports entertainment.

>>18212859 (OP)
You believe Bigfoot is an interdimensional being Joe

>>18212859 (OP)
>proceeds to get excited about a john wick movie

>>18212859 (OP)
UFC? Yeah, we know.

>>18212859 (OP)
Mention Brock Lesnar and you can see Rogan's mouth visibly water

>>18212859 (OP)
You're fake

>>18212859 (OP)
So is literally everything else on TV like the news and ZooFC

>>18212859 (OP)
I read this in Rogan's voice.
Now on to the important question
Silverback vs grizzly bear, who would win?

>omg you do realise that there's no-one named walter white who made drugs in new mexico right????????????

>>18212859 (OP)
So is the MMA this dude creams himself over

>>18217183
Why won't they let any wrestler's win unless they're Brock Lesnar? Jealousy maybe?

>>18217191
Image. You can believe Brock Lesnar is shoot tough. No one on Earth believes Phil is.

>>18217196
but what about the litany of other wrestlers that aren't those two that have been viciously beaten the fuck out of when they attempt it????? paying dues in their business maybe

>>18217204
Ken Shamrock did alright and so did Severn.

>>18217191
they pay a lot better than wrestling so they'll always do a job

>>18212859 (OP)
Remember when Joe got worked by pajeets into believing a boxing match was between a son and a dad? Joe went on to monologue about how tragic and wrong it all was, turned out that was a fake story and it was just some randos fighting eachother. I don't know how Joe found out pro wrestling was fake

>>18217234
give him a break man he was blazed the fuck out on the type of weed that gives normal people schizophrenia and we all know what that's like

>>18217234
Dude’s genuinely curious and open-minded, an actual rarity these days. He probably could have been a legit smart dude were he born anywhere other than America and not spent most of his life blazed out of his mind and on roids

>>18217342
>Dude’s genuinely curious and open-minded
LMAO. Yeah, open minded for faggotry and retardation like he always was.

>>18217356
It's an unfortunate side effect of that trait you're gonna hear at least a little bit of bullshit and you might only figure that out a lot later on.

>>18212859 (OP)
Doesn't Joe Rogan kneel to TKO? I find it funny that this guy hopped with the "I VILL NEVER EAT ZE BUGS" crowd when his career started with literally forcing poorfags to eat bugs

>>18217342
he literally repeats whatever the most recent guest has told him.

>>18212859 (OP)
>>18212859 (OP)
The only thing that isn't fake to Joe is burgerlander politics, laughable

>>18213706
why did someone try to make joe taller here?

>>18212859 (OP)
Why are you posting Chase?

>>18212859 (OP)
Is it really

>>18212859 (OP)
Unlike the Epstein list

>>18217387
The guy believed Trump and his homosexual horde of spineless faggots was gonna leak the Epstein list. Joe's a fucking mark and coward who talks shit, then kneels when the person is in front of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Iad0y2vKA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oyb8h1prc8

And more, but I can't be bothered.

>>18219063
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oyb8h1prc8
lmao tarantino rules