>his finisher is just a top rope dive
How can we take him seriously?

I agree, he should be doing la mistica as his finisher
call it la tsunamia or something

>>18218990 (OP)
>his gimmick is that he's fat
grim

>>18218990 (OP)
He's sausage meat. Literal offal in a sack.

>>18219004
you should sue him for gimmick infringement

>>18218990 (OP)
>Headbutt
>Spear
>Suicide Dive
>Super Kick
>Splash
>Samoan Drop
>Turnbuckle Hip Attack

Thats all it takes to be a main eventer.

>>18219016
popped me. you win this round.

the tsunami is the best splash in wrestling history honestly. everyone else should stop doing them. big sneed looks like he's shoot crushing them to death

>>18219028
all good anon, you will get me in a different thread for sure

>>18218990 (OP)
It's refreshing for a wrestler to have a reasonable finisher nowadays

what if he did the same move - BUT right before he climbs the ropes he cartwheels over to the turnbuckle first? would that be better?

>>18218990 (OP)
>stomps the ring, shaking the entire venue
>does a bambam splash
>cartwheels into your moms ass
>goes over /pw/ clean

>>18219101
Jonah stomping the ring and causing an earthquake in NJPW is one of the best shots in all of pro wrestling. Kino cinematography

>>18218990 (OP)
It worked for snuka, and Eddie, and rvd, and umaga, and tanahashi. Val venison wasnt a maineventer, but him too.
Macho man was a splash elbow. Hardy a rolling splash. Muto a backward rolling splash. Bam bam and race both splashed with their head. Yokozuna used a sitting splash. Earthquake did a running sitting splash
Its very traditional standard wrestling finish. Youre either on summer vacation, or need better bait, cuz this.... this is no good

Hogan's finisher was a scoop slam leg drop brother

>>18218990 (OP)
>How can we take him seriously?
we?

>>18219564
Fake hulkamaniac...
Big boot leg drop....

I think I saw a screencap of a Twitter post from when he was a free agent, calling him a "fat abbo fuck", and he got mega butthurt. Is this real or did I dream it?

>>18218990 (OP)
His Fat so he land all his weight on his opponent faggot

>>18219016
pwned

anyone have the webm of Jonah cartwheeling to the Australian unemployment office

>>18219564
he had quadrillions of hulkamaniacs powering those moves brother

>>18219112
post a webm nigga

>>18219678
/pw/ was clowning on him but he won in the long run

>>18218990 (OP)
not enough flips for ya?

>>18218990 (OP)
brother he almost ended his career with it, that's how you know it's a real move