Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:57:01 AM No.18233646
Well, howdy there, Anon! This is Tony Khan, owner of AEW, speakin’ to ya with a voice as tall as my ridiculous hat—yessiree, taller than the Dimmadome’s wildest dreams! Now, listen up, partner, ‘cause I’ve got somethin’ to yap about our Texas Pay-Per-View, "All In," comin’ at ya like a slow-motion stampede of confused wrestlers!
You see, Anon, "All In" ain’t much of an event—it’s a chaotic mess where our overbooked roster stumbles around under the Lone Star sky, tryin’ to figure out who’s even fightin’ who! We’re talkin’ mismatched champs, matches that drag on longer than a Texas heatwave, and surprises so predictable they’d bore a tumbleweed! I’ve thrown every half-baked idea into this, partner, hopin’ somethin’ sticks, but it’s more like a circus with no ringmaster!
So, Anon, grab yer boots and a nap, ‘cause "All In" is gonna be the wildest snooze-fest in Texas history! Tune in if you dare, but don’t expect much—yee-haw, I guess! This is Tony Khan, signin’ off with a tip of my goofy skyscraper hat!
You see, Anon, "All In" ain’t much of an event—it’s a chaotic mess where our overbooked roster stumbles around under the Lone Star sky, tryin’ to figure out who’s even fightin’ who! We’re talkin’ mismatched champs, matches that drag on longer than a Texas heatwave, and surprises so predictable they’d bore a tumbleweed! I’ve thrown every half-baked idea into this, partner, hopin’ somethin’ sticks, but it’s more like a circus with no ringmaster!
So, Anon, grab yer boots and a nap, ‘cause "All In" is gonna be the wildest snooze-fest in Texas history! Tune in if you dare, but don’t expect much—yee-haw, I guess! This is Tony Khan, signin’ off with a tip of my goofy skyscraper hat!
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