What If They Worked For Mr. McMahon?

What if they worked for Diddy?

What if these actual influential mainstream celebs were WWE employees instead? Yeah IDK who cares

>>18237047 (OP)
wwe has had a celebrity obsession for its entire existence, I don't know why people think this is a TKO thing.

>>18237047 (OP)
>Jeremy Shockey randomly with A-list actors, athletes and musicians

>>18237093
Based NFL carnie

>>18237093
just gotta love the shockmeister!

>>18237047 (OP)
I guess eli manning could be a good color guy.

>>18237093
Who is that with the JLo jeans? Doesn't look like Jennifer Lopez

>>18237130
For Vince to poop on

>>18237047 (OP)
I don't even know who these people are

>>18237093
shockey was a big deal for like 2 years

>>18237210
I think it might be Hailey Duff. (She's on the left in pic here.) Wouldn't surprise me if WWE magazine thought it was J.Lo though.

>>18237210
>>18237305
literal unironic autism

>>18237090
a fun magazine article with hypothetical celebrity / WWE crossovers is not the same as booking Jellyroll and Pat to wrestle competitive matches against full time wrestlers

>>18237380
Jellyroll is over 6 feet tall and a yokozuna type fatass and McAfee is a former legitimate athlete. Them being competitive in matches is no dumber than midgets like Danielson or Mysterio fighting guys like Cena or Lesnar

>>18237399
nah, because Mysterio and Danielson are lifelong wrestlers

>>18237413
they're also 5'5 and weigh 160 pounds

>>18237399
>Punter
>Legitimate athlete

>>18237432
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Td3R1vppAlk

>>18237426
?? I don't care. wrestling should feature wrestlers in the ring and celebrities just to pop the normies. never be competitive with a lifelong wrestler because it buries the whole roster if a fat retard like jellyroll can wrestle competitively after training for less than a year.

>>18237779
A compromise is to only have the celebrities be in tag matches and tag in when an opponent is worn down and have celebrities quickly try to tag out after damage, but egos get in the way. Also, the issue of 50/50 competitiveness applies to any wrestler vs any wrestler matches as they try to protect everyone as a Superstar who gets all their moves in.

What if they worked Epstein?