BAH GAWD EXCALIBUR, MJF HAS THE MONEY IN THE CLIPBOARD!! HES CASHIN IN!!

>>18239097 (OP)
>the last thing a Palestinian child sees before being violently raped to death

>>18239113
they deserve it

>>18239132
>that children's hospital was secretly a terrorist training facility
thanks Bibi

>>18239097 (OP)
>Wins the world title and sets the ratings into a nosedive they've never even begun to recover from
>Award him with another title shot
What's wrong with Tony?

>>18239179
>sets the ratings into a nosedive
correlation does not imply causality

>>18239113
can we NOT do this, chud. its a thread about wrestling.

youre opening a can of worms that will quickly become a can of WHUP ASS from the jannies.

Vinse Mackman invented breifcases thats why WWE is best wressling.

>>18239216
MJF is a staunch and vocal supporter of Israel's right to defend herself.

>>18239208
It also sure as hell shouldn't encourage them to try it again and find out

>>18239227
least Indian E-drone

>>18239234
God's Chosen Champion is dimes, deal with it.

>>18239227
t. Rakesh Kumar

>>18239113
Israeli Max would be peak heel kino

>>18239252
>is dimes
>Tanks the rating and attendance
Sure thing

>>18239227
alright Patel thats enough

>>18239539
Tony doesn't have the balls, but yeah it would. Art is supposed to reflect life, but everyone's so worried about getting hashtag cancelled or having advertising pulled that no one's brave enough to portray the true conflicts relevant to today's world.

>>18239539
MJF doesn't have the mental fortitude to do that, fans and even some wrestlers would try to ruin his career and he would have to be escorted by security at all times to avoid being lynched or shot by a leftist or Muslim.

>>18240055
So just like Israel IRL, then.

>>18240021
I remember Brian last crying about this on his podcast with cucknette

>>18240055
MJF doesn't have the mental fortitude to be in wrestling. He puts on the kayfabe Roddy Piper wanna act during some press, only to cry and whine about Jewishness the other 80% of the time.

An Israeli defender gimmick would, like the rest of western media be portrayed at the hero, and be booed to hell by every audience. Bought and paid for news outlets would ask, "Why are wrestling fans antisemitic?" And the circus goes on and on. Fuck that noise.

>>18239097 (OP)
you jest, but we all know the real purposse of the briefcase originally was to hold the contract that guaranteed you a title shot.

When they revealed it was an empty briefcase nowadays, I lost all respect for that match

>>18240078
fat fuck tried to say it just wasnt the right time. funniest shit is still when Cucknette called mossad a terrorist organization

>>18239097 (OP)
cant take this gay midget seriously

tna did it best

>>18243145
Has Cornette seen this?

>>18243145
thats gay.

>>18243124
>Cucknette called mossad a terrorist organization
this nigga's all over the absolute worst parts of the political spectrum every time

>>18239113
kek

>>18240021
art doesnt have to reflect life

>>18246635
on a basic human level, yes it does. and it has to resonate with the zeitgeist. even if the setting is far-fetched or outrageous, the core has to ring true.

>>18239113
Zionist heel gimmick incoming

>>18246757
>Zionist heel gimmick
>in America
That's the whitest of babyface meats here, brother. Israel's our greatest ally, the Macho Man to our Hogan.

>>18246674
I think that one of the coolest things about art is its ability to change a person's perspective; if art always is a reflection of reality, how does that happen? with the constant bombardment people suffer of bad news everyday, I thinks its become more and more important to create art that doesnt reflect reality and provides people with a new point of view

>>18246887
reality is a collective endeavor, a new point of view would still reflect reality

>>18239208
MJF had the worst title reign in company history, and that includes both of Phil's.

>>18247887
>4 pillars match
>hijinks with Cole
>Hogan MJF arc
>main eventing Wembley
Nah it was great.

>>18247989
the hijinks with Cole are easily the lowest point in company history

>>18248407
nah their skits were kino, especially the one where Cole was out-benching MJF

>>18248426
>dumbass looney tunes shit at the top of the card is good actually
kek based retard

>>18248511
>RASSLIN' IS SRS BSNS STOP HAVING FUN REEEEEEEEEEE
wizzerked mizzark

>>18248552
if I want to watch a retarded cartoon I'll throw on some classics Bugs Bunny shorts
unlike MidJF and Adam Unswole he's actually good at it

>>18248622
nah MJF is great at it, you're just mad because he's better than you and you know it

It should be called Contract on the Clipboard

>>18240021
>Art is supposed to reflect life
Only if your a hylic

>>18248663
No. Now stop using words you don't really know.

>>18248647
I liked MJF's gimmick when I first saw him. It's 5 years later. Shit gets old.

>>18248655
Tony sign this guy, he knows what he's doing.

>>18248687
"I'm a slimy jew" is an eternal heel gimmick, brother.

>>18239539
He's pushed for that ever since he joined AEW.
Roll of quarters and everything.
He wants to exploit his Jewish identity to draw political dimes and maybe work being a Jewish babyface.

>>18239179
He's basically their own homegrown talent capable of main-eventing. They have to push him. God knows he's going straight to WWE the instant the money and momentum in AEW stop going his way.

>>18239097 (OP)
That seems annoying to carry around they should put it in some kind of carrying accessory.

>>18248687
AEW isn't for changing gimmicks it's for doing the same thing and getting reliable pops every time.

>>18248946
Maybe a case of some sort. Obviously it would need a handle. Maybe he could use it as a weapon