>objectively had a better match last night than anything Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle or Bret Hart ever did
Acknowledge him before Meltzer gives him the 5.5 stars.

>>18249090 (OP)
Did another walmart cart boy kick his ass?

>>18249090 (OP)
>objectively
>better
This is how I know you're retarded

>>18249090 (OP)
You marks and your blood spots. I just can't with you ppl on this app.

>>18249124
My IQ is 195 so my statements are objective

>>18249090 (OP)
Meltzer is such a hypocrite pretending to "hate" death matches and then rating them highly depending on which promotion the match happened in lol.

I didn't call a plumber. Also this implies that he's better than all the Japanese legends that you pretend to have watched too.

>>18249090 (OP)
Mox was always based. Should've kept the strap for another year.

>>18249090 (OP)
recycled garbage match ending, just no

>>18249090 (OP)
fraid so

wtf is that tattoo on his left arm

>>18249090 (OP)
he's like Terry Funk but better

>>18249597
the artist told him it said "BADASS" in Japanese, but it actually means "Summer of 1992"

>>18249090 (OP)
this nigga sucks and is gay as fuck

>>18249090 (OP)
You can tell that all in was the best show this weekend because the piggies have been spamming evolution non-stop to try and slide any threads about AEW, they are absolutely shook

>>18249597
It says “puroresu” which is the Japanese word for pro wrestling

>>18249608

>>18249621
no one asked for a quote from when your dad first saw you

>>18249636
anyone trying to defend an all-women's show does not belong here, unless they are naked or Japanese or wrestling in mud or some combination of the 3

>>18249649
mox wont fuck you tranny

>>18249608

>>18249664
of course not retard, he's a happily married man

>>18249685

>>18249647
>>18249685
you guys know each other?

>>18249647
>>18249685
>>18249697
Name one single way in which Terry Funk was better than Jon Moxley. I'm waiting.

>>18249698

>>18249713
>the last thing an 11 year old girl in Arkansas sees before getting pregnant

>>18249090 (OP)
>or Bret Hart
kekno ur a clown

>>18249710
Do you only know about "hardcore" Terry Funk or something? He started wrestling in 1965, was made NWA champ in 1975 when that was the biggest belt in the world and promoters were very particular about who had it, legend in All Japan, etc. The only thing Moxley has done that Funk didn't is just the modern faster style with move and false finish spam.

I'm sure it was exciting for you and all 49 other people in attendance but no.

>>18249090 (OP)
guy can't even wrestle

>>18249090 (OP)
wasnt even the best deathmatch this weekend. Tremont vs Murdoch at GCW was way more fun

>>18249090 (OP)
The fact that this boring one dimensional shitter has gotten multiple 5 star matcher from Kiketzer is funny as fuck

>>18249090 (OP)
>*rolls his shoulders*
>*gets raped by multiple black men*
wtf is his problem

Anything that makes the boomers and drones seethe is automatically 5 stars to me

It was his best ever match and it isn't close

>>18250114
So you just actively root for awful shit then?
>>18250143
That's not a brag

>>18249090 (OP)
Um no, since all those others you mention didn't need spikes and forks and countless run ins to do it.