And no, you can't wish for more wishes, you fucking faggot. That doesn't work for me, brother.

>>18254601 (OP)
>Blacks are banned from holding championships
>AEW is destroyed
>I marry Kairi

>>18254601 (OP)
Tony buys WWE
Tony fires Paul
Benoit is revealed to be alive and can still work

>>18254601 (OP)
refs enforce the rules for a shoot until everyone learns to work again.
thats it, you can have the other two

>>18254601 (OP)
>Hangman wins the title
>Okada wins the title
>Adam Cole retires

I wish Mariah May was deeply in love with me and wanted to have several children with me
I wish Tony Khan and Triple H merged into one person to see what happens
I wish Trump died on the wrestlemania stage during the battle of the billionaires

>>18254601 (OP)
I wish wrestling would be reset to 1990 and I am now in charge to correct the wrestling timeline.

>>18254601 (OP)
WWE is given back to Vince as the sole owner and CEO

Tanahashi Is fully rejuvenated

Seth Rollins suffers a career ending inj- oh wait lmao, how about Bret Hart is erased from everyone's memories?

>>18254601 (OP)
Sex with Rhea. Three times

>>18254601 (OP)
>Kenny stays in Japan in 2019
>Kenny and Ibushi stay healty and main event WK together
>pandemic doesn't kill NJPW

>>18254601 (OP)
Chelsea Green gets pushed to the top of the women's division

Two wrestlers with a good look and incredible levels of charisma and promo skills emerge

All chuds who watch wrestling develop potent and untreatable ass cancer

>>18254601 (OP)
>less commercialization
>restore kayfabe
>the Spear is limited to like 3 wrestlers

Trump goes on RAW next week and falls off the ring, killing himself
My pasty little white body is swapped with Bobby Lashleys
I walk into the WWE locker room and have sex with all of the female wrestlers

>>18254601 (OP)
>WCW didn't end
>NXT wasn't handed to Vince
>The Flying Elvises stayed together

>>18254601 (OP)
>Benoit is proven to be innocent and gets in the Hall of Fame
>WWE gets rid of def rebel and hires someone who's passionate about music
>WCW doesn't flop once bought out by WWE and becomes like NXT

>>18254642
dangerously based take

Im stealing that as one
Vince regains complete control and TKO goes under
Stacy has a retirement match and a a bra and panties match vs Liv

>Wish 1:
Minoru Suzuki beats his former student ZSJ for the IWGP title, finally securing him the one prize that eluded him in Japan. Defends for a year, drops to new generation wrestler... preferably Yuya Uemura.

>Wish 2:
Shotaro Ashino wins the Champion Carnival, and wins the Triple Crown. Guts out a 2-year reign, defending not just in AJPW but traveling the domestic feds like NOAH, Big Japan, DragonGate, DDT, Freedoms, etc.

>Wish 3:
Katsuhiko Nakajima arrives in NJPw as some sort of "invasion" storyline. Brings a stable of wrestlers he picked up from his time in NOAH, AJPW and Gleat... guys with "legit" backgrounds or at least some kind of "shooter" gimmick. He can proclaim himself the last torchbearer of Inoki or something like that.

vince gives me all his money
all attractive women in wrestling fall madly in love with me and form my harem
the bucks, oc,atom smoll,eddie kingston,komander,daniel garcia, top flight, lio rush, and every other aew wrestler I dislike dies making the show 100 times better overnight

>vince from 20-25 years ago back and booking an edgy wwe again (would accept a non-sawdusted shane running current company with edgy feel)
>2019 style aew with no shitters like adam cole or danny garcia
>a third company like tna with good booking and stars to compete with the other two companies

>>18254601 (OP)
I wish for Thekla, Willow and Megan Bayne to sit on my face

Humans become unable to lie anymore.
Humans become unable to kill other humans anymore.
All of forgotten/hidden history is now available on wikipedia.

Buddy gets a push
Buddy gets a belt
Buddy wins a feud.

>>18254601 (OP)
1. Coomer gimmick matches are back but are used sparingly enough to not piss off talent or the fans.
2. Better music. Don't care if it's licensed or in house, just better music period.
3.House archive gets uploaded to the vault (I don't give a shit about the cards/same matches, I want to see the goofy shit that happened, it's cozy).

>>18254601 (OP)
I get signed to WWE
I can never get an injury
I marry Giulia

>>18254916
>House archive gets uploaded to the vault (I don't give a shit about the cards/same matches, I want to see the goofy shit that happened, it's cozy).
you mean the youtube channel? if so, unfathomably based

>>18254915
Buddy impregnates Rhea with twins the next time she ovulates.

>>18254601 (OP)
1. My boy KO healthy and champion for a retirement run
2. My boy Joey Janela back in AEW as Hardcore Champ beating hardcore legend Jimmy Havoc for the inaugural championship
3. I'm Alexa Bliss' pusy slave for life (mine not hers - she lives longer by way of the wish)

>>18254601 (OP)
1. Nuke aew
2. Nuke aew
3. Bring Vince back

>>18254969
Wouldn’t that be nice?

>>18254834
...and, if we're doing wishes from any point in history, and not just now:

>Historical Wish 1:
Ultimate Warrior never loses title to Sgt. Slaughter, instead holds until WrestleMania VII and defends against EITHER Macho King (Warrior stays face) or Hogan (Warrior turns heel). Either way, Warrior loses but it'll be a bigger match than HoganvSlaughter!

>Historical Wish 2:
Bob Backlund keeps WWF title for at least a year, ruling 1995 as a mad king of wrestling. Cutting down big guys, and crippling the young stars. Humiliate and force the new gen era wrestlers to get better.

>Historical Wish 3:
A joint show for NJPW and AJPW during their 80's heyday.

>Jumbo Tsuruta vs. Antonio Inoki
Fujinami vs. Tenryu vs. Choshu
>Billy Robinson vs Bob Backlund
Misawa/Kobashi/Kawada/Taue vs. Hashimoto/Muto/Chono/Hase
>Giant Baba vs. Strong Kobayashi
Hansen/Brody vs Gordy/Williams
>Tiger Mask/Fujiwara/Maeda vs Funk Brothers/Fuchi

>>18254601 (OP)

I wish for another genie

>>18255212
Yes, master

Queen Aminata rubs her butt in my face
Willow Nightingale takes off her booty shorts and rubs her massive ass in my face
Jaymie Hater comes back, wins the womens title, drives immediately to my house, rubs her bum in my face

>Daniel Garcia uses my face as his ring gear

>Me vs Hangman in an Ultimate Surrender iron man match

> I train -1

I can do the NaNa dance

>>18255730
fuck you faggot

>>18254601 (OP)
Leg sweep can never be performed in a wrestling show ever again
Superstars is a pre taped show hosted and commentated by Stone Cold and William Regal
Big tunes Bill gets a decent broadcasting deal

>bookers punish workers who dont know how to work(obvious cooperation)
>wrestling schools teach psychology and how to get over(promo work)
>tv 14

>>18255747
He can have his 3 wishes just like anyone else. Don't be a homophobe.

>>18255730
Daniel Garcia? Why?

>>18254601 (OP)
>Seth Rollins' current injury heals immediately
>Adam Cole never works in any promotion ever again
>Mr. Iguana beats Vikingo for the Mega Championship

>>18254915
There are some wishes that are too impossible to come true

>>18254642
I like this one. I would extrapolate it to better officiating overall with overlooking the blatant table spot with long setup.
My other one would be improving the selling. I never understood why they take 9.99 seconds to get in the ring to break the 10 count and the last .01 second you suddenly get a burst of energy.
My 3rd one would be to bring back Lucha Underground, with the same production as the first 2 seasons. It doesn't even have to be Lucha Underground, the telenovela style production is campy and meshes well with wrestling.

>>18255730
Why -1?

>Wish 1
I get to book all the women's divisions and everyone from the public to the networks absolutely loves it even though the matches are all R18
>Wish 2
Vince Russo becomes the most influential wrestling commentary personality
>Wish 3
Shane O'Mac somehow gains ownership of TKO

>NWA is number one again, and owned by me
>Ric Flair becomes young and healthy again for another run
>All TKO executives banished from society to live in the swamps and bogs for the rest of their lives.

>>18254601 (OP)
>The Fed dies
>TK adopts all of /pw/ since all they do is talk about him everyday
>Saya Kamitani marries me and we have at least 10 kids

Kayfabe is restored and STRICTLY enforced, to the point of breaking it meaning an immediate termination.
A third company, maybe TNA or whatever, grows in popularity going for something closer to 90s ECW, with harder matches and edgy storylines to have a market for everyone
No injuries. I'm tired of seeing a wrestler getting injured every couple weeks. I know this may sound silly considering my second wish is to have more extreme matches, but I don't care.

>>18254670
Is this a plan to buy the company from Tony after it inevitably loses all its viewers?

>WWE dies
>All its plundered assets are returned to their rightful owners
>All jews and trannies banned from wrestling forever.

>WWE dies
>All their assets are sold to TK
>Japan experiences another wrestling boom