BBAJ

>>18258082 (OP)
Amen brother

>>18258082 (OP)
Is there a bigger KWAB than Jesus getting BTFO and crucified and then all of his tranny followers making up some cope about him ressurecting 3 days later?

>>18258223
Tony.

aj vs dom is dimes

>>18258223
Faithless fool

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.

>>18258223
Can someone biblepill me what happens after he resurrects does he just go back to his home planet at the end of the book? Spoilers ok

those who bash christianity and god are almost always the sinners that indulge themselves in pure degeneracy
god is very forgiving though and when your time on earth is done he will allow you into his kingdom of heaven

>>18258822
He doesn’t die. He gets saved beforehand.

>>18258082 (OP)
>>18258567
Based AJ praying to God for a title match and not to help people

>>18258822
He gets the Kevin Nash treatment

>>18258822
well yeah, he goes back to heaven to tell God that men aren't actually gigantic faggots. Like when God sees you masturbating to horrible disgusting female wrestlers and wants to send an Earthquake to off you in the spot, he tells God "maaaaybe he has a good reason for masturbation. Let this one pass okaaaay?"

>>18258082 (OP)
Big Boom AJ?
where is the Rizzler

>>18258082 (OP)
Was he praying that Seth would KWAB himself?

>>18258082 (OP)
Amen

>>18258798
Amen

>>18259101
Based Jesus looking the other way on my gooning habits

>>18258223
Yes, Snowman getting bullied in to submission by Punker

>>18258223
>Being this worked by Big Time JC
No one has been more over for longer. Ever. Get on board or get over it.

>>18258822
In canon he's chilling up in heaven and waiting for end of days before he makes a surprise entrance at the end to bring the pain on non-believers

>>18260391
Moses

>>18260399
>to bring the pain on non-believers
doesn't sound like big J, he would turn them to his side instead

>>18258223
You seem like a complete shithead but I hope one day you find peace in your heart and a way to the Lord.

>>18260514
>You seem like a complete shithead
I'm not a Christ cuck, so no.

>>18260525
I see His incredible run as the king of kings has worked you into a shoot. My point still stands. I hope your heathen ass overcomes your edginess.

>>18260559
And I hope you can find a religion that doesn't cover for pedophiles and doesn't allow a bunch of Evangelical nutjobs to infiltrate the government and allow Israel to run wild because they think the rapture is happening. N

>>18258082 (OP)
demon infested woodditards are going to have a melty

>>18259101
>he tells God
Why would he need to tell himself?

>>18260625
Ok Kevin Owens calm down

>>18260605
Found the Iranian

>>18260656
How many choir boys for you today?

>>18260663
That's some very terrible and dated South Park tier material you're working with

>>18260499
Nah he's right, that's how the story goes.
Made up cope from his followers though. Jesus wouldn't do that like you said, but his pissant acolytes need the copium to explain why bad people win all the time while they get BTFO'd.
>W...w...we get our reward once we're FUCKING DEAD, you'll see!

>>18260656
Iranians no-sell christianity. They don't give a shit.
Worked with a lot of them, not a single one was actually religious beyond "on-paper".
The second they touch American soil the women take off their head scarfs and fuck around. They're pretty hot too on average, I might add.

>>18260415
Main Event Moses is a big deal, I'm not going to lie to you. He's still over, but even when he was white hot, even at the peak of Mosesmania, he wasn't over like JC would get a couple hundred years after his resurrection angle.

AMEN BROTHER

>>18261575

AMEN BROTHER

>>18261575
AMEN BROTHER

>>18258822
Appeared to a few people and then ascended into heaven. That's it. Basically creative had nothing.

>>18261575
You got me brother. Amen

>>18260644
kek

>>18259101
Why does Jesus need to tell god anything? God is supposed to be omniscient, know everything that’s happened, and will happen. There’s no reason to tell God anything because he already knows. Christians a literal retards

>>18262400
>God is supposed to be omniscient
says who

I haven't finished the Bible light novel yet, but doesn't it all just kind of read like Iyoschizo babble? Why the fuck would it start raining frogs? Why would one of the apostles falseflag? Why would he pretends to be kwabbed only to come back three days later? What is the significance?

>>18261860
more like hundreds ya dumb mark

>>18258223
jc was the original KWABOTY

>>18258223
We're a hive mind that likes super over babyfaces until we talk about the biggest most dime drawing babyface in western history, then we have to be contrarian. Someone lobotomize this hive mind!!!

>>18258822
JC was booked to go over death itself and won King of the Kings then went back to heaven until it's time to return and hopefully get the biggest pop of all time

>>18261575
AMEN BROTHER

>>18262400
God can see everything and knows everything but he hasn't decided everything that happens yet. That is some Muslim shit. God moves alongside humanity and works accordingly. This is why he knows the exact time someone will get a better life or someone will fucking die. He can kill you right now, but it doesn't mean he had decided he wasn't gonna kill you beforehand. Because then why he didn't decide otherwise? It's some retarded loop logic that doesn't work and is only used by stupid atheists who don't know shit

>>18259101
>the god that loves you so much had himself has a baby so that he could convince his all-knowing self that the people that he loves shouldn't all be killed for using the free will that he gave them, unless they don't love him in return in which case they can burn for eternity

>>18261575
Amen brother!

And fuck the gay community!

>>18260391
>has-been outdrawn by mohammed

Literally Hulk Hogan

>>18258822
He hulked up into another disappointing finish

>>18262725
AEW Dynamite didn't exist back then retard.

religion is the biggest work in the world

>>18260559
There's only one King of Kings on this board brother

>>18258082 (OP)
I see 6 Joshipedo generals on page one must been bad news about aew will drop or already dropped.

>>18258082 (OP)
one of the players on my baseball team does this pose whenever he gets on base as if god is upstairs thinking 'yknow what kid im feeling generous i'll let that grounder sneak into the outfield just this once'

>biggest jobber in the bible is literally named Job
Was God trying to pop the boys?

>>18264599
where do you think the word job comes from

>>18261575
Amen brother!

>>18261575
Amen brother

>>18263561
Christ is even over with the Muhammadians. They only shoot on him over oil rights angles.

>>18261575
Amen brother.

>>18263284
>And fuck the gay community!
Preach!

>Lord, thank you for washing away the filth in New York with your rains. Please smite the homosexuals in San Fransciso as you did with the Tel Aviv gay night clubs with Irans rockets

>>18258082 (OP)
>worshiping jews
Cringe

>>18258798
Jews out of nowhere Aj worships a Jewish God Cope Retard

>>18266087
>Jews out of nowhere
Has nothing to do with "muh kikes," retard.

>>18265961
>>18266087
Jews rejected Christ as the Messiah. They hate him. The Talmid states he is boiling in a vat of semen and shit in Hell. There is nothing more anti-Jew than being a Christian

>>18258822
Jesus wanted to go over Death, but Death only did shows at the Deathdome, and to get a visa for Deathland you have to be dead. So he died in order to squash Death at Deathmania in the Deathdome in Death's hometown of Deathville, Deathinia. Then he got on his private jet to Heaven with a quick stop on Earth to pop the boys. And he did all that just to show that he could.
A vulgar display of divinity.

>>18266087
Jews don't exist anymore.

We haven't seen God in WWE since he teamed with Shawn Michaels. Always great to see a legend like that return.

>>18266304
So you're telling me you don't consider his US championship run canon?

>>18258223
the crucifixion was a work bro he just sold really well