>He's a Steiner!
>But we can't name him that, so he's still Bron Breakker!

>>18258924 (OP)
Literally all of the Samoan's have different last names it ain't that deep

>>18258957
bron beakker is a WOAT name. a 10 year old's CAW type name.

>>18259077
>Roman Reigns

>>18259077
But enough about Buddy.

>>18259077
>Seth Rollins
>Dean Ambrose
>Roman Reigns
>Bronson Reed
>Johnny Gargano
>Tomasso Ciampa
>Alex Shelley
>Rellik
>Wendy Choo
>Cope

>>18259275
>No Dante Chen
I feel betrayed

>>18259275
>cringe
>cringe
>based
>meh
>thats his real name retard
>see gargano
>see ciampa
>cringe
>whats wrong with this
>cringe

>>18258924 (OP)
This is one of the most cringey things about modern WWE, everybody has to have a bad CAW name because real names can't be copyrighted. Absolute pettiness and greed.

>>18259210
Fuck you.

>>18259077
Ehh, you get used to it. Roman Reigns is a weird name too but nobody bats an eye anymore.

>>18259275
Some of those are pretty gay but not in the Bron Breakker sort of "thought up by a 9 year old in 2 seconds" sort of way. Roman Reigns always had a cool ring to it.

One of the worst offenders is Tatum Paxley. Fucking Tatum Paxley. Someone literally just opened their mouth and let a random combinantion of syllables come out.

Tay? Tay..... uh.... Tum? Yeah. Taytum. Tatum. Tatum Paxton. Pax... ton? Nah Pax....all? Paxley? Yeah that's it. Tatum Paxley.

>>18259077
Especially given the fact he's a fucking Steiner and you saddle him with that name

>>18258924 (OP)
>>18259077
it reeks of being a vinceism
bron said previously that he chose it himself - i thought he was just lying about this because it was the PR answer the suits told him to give. but apparently rick or scott recently corroborated that and said bron didn't want to use the steiner name.
if that's true then he's completely fucking retarded and it makes sense as to why he'd pick "bron breakker" - because he is a retard.

>>18259863
and then the jew decided to push him as a Steiner anyway, kwab
>I know you wanna make a name for yourself but trust me kid, you NEED the push

>>18259077
It sounds like a Star Wars name

>>18259863
He's got that identity crisis going on that a lot of 2nd/3rd gen wrestlers have.
If he goes by Steiner, everyone treats him that way and fans expect shit from him.
At least by being called Breaker, he dodged that a little.
But then there's the promos, and while he's Rick's son, apparently he's got Scott's promo.
So much so that it's like Scott already reincarnated into him, the voices and accents and intensity are that similar.
Identity crisis yet again, how's he going to stand apart as a unique individual when he moves and talks exactly like his uncle?
By not talking. He got hired in large part because of his promo, and he has yet to cut one on TV. I hope they don't leave it too long.

At some point they'll fire him for 6 months and bring him back as Bron or Rex Steiner.

>>18260281
If he was smart he wouldn't go back. So I completely expect him to re-sign the mark contract for less money.

>>18259863
>guys on WWE payroll also defended WWE decisions too!

>>18260243
I wanna hear him dropping "Fat Asses " and I'm happy.

>>18259845
Leave Tatum alone!

>>18261592
Taytum "pit-slut" Paxley

>>18258924 (OP)
They'll call him Steiner in AEW

>>18258924 (OP)
Because that's what he wants to be called. Get it through your head.

>>18262196
But what about my needs

>>18260243
The last bit the other day when he got angry, with Seff and Paul staring at him, was pretty fun. He can do promos well enough, although he still needs to improve them.

>>18259275
Did you know that Rellik is Killer spelt backwards?

>>18259754
>the slop doesn't taste so bad once you get used to it

>>18262196
stealing bron when they had braun on the roster was weak.

>>18259387
>>thats his real name retard
They're shit names, RETARD. You're a wrestler, make up something cool stupid fuck. Shawn Michaels didn't wrestle as Michael Hickenbottom for a reason, stupid fuck.

>>18262245
kek based

>>18262254
There's literally nothing wrong with the name Gargano bro, take it easy.

>>18262203
Your needs can't override others needs in this case. It's not an emergency upon your health, well being, rights or property. Bron doesn't show about to demanding you to be called Pete Mattress either

>>18258924 (OP)
Ummm actually he's a Rechsteiner...

>>18261237
>>18259863
VDS
I HEAR SMARKS COPING
VDS
I HEAR SMARKS SEETHING
VDS
I HEAR SMARKS RIDIN SOLOOOOO (on they wrestling figs)

>>18258924 (OP)
top 10 unforced errors of all time, "Rex Steiner" is already a great wrestling name

>>18264071
this is your mans?

>>18258924 (OP)
He's not worthy of his own name. Budd Breakker suits his little midcard autistic ass just fine

>>18264090
>Still falling for worked texts
Yes we know you're gay for Vince and want to get fucked in the ass by BBC which is why you spam and flood the board with your cravings. Vince will not have sex with your ass no matter how hard you obsess over him.