Thread 18262063

>their version of "raw after mania"
>still no sellout
legitimately morbid
literally their biggest dynamite of the year
this is an actual ballroom too so they should have sold out weeks ago

>>18262063 (OP)
>seats icons that large

how small is the place?

>>18262063 (OP)
Jesus is this an NXT house show?

>>18262063 (OP)
Why you spending your night checking up on ticket sales for a promotion you hate OP? How's that sex life going?

>>18262078
>>18262075
>>18262063 (OP)
You sound like a bitchy tween girl

>>18262086
>night
its 6 am son
some of us wake up early to work
not like you'd know anything about working

>>18262088
Not one of your best comebacks Hogwheels

>Cheapest Ticket Available (standard admission): $109.25
Yikes. If Tony is going to run minor league venues he should charge minor league prices.

>>18262089
So the first thing you did when you woke was check the ticket sales for a promotion you hate? Again, how's that sex life going?

>>18262114
ive been awake for the past 2 hours big dawg
im eating breakfast and browsing /pw/ like i normally do before i head out
go to sleep so you dont piss your dad off before he leaves for work and sees his oathetic son still awake contributing nothing ;^)

>>18262118
>on 4chan in the AM

Legitimate deadend behaviour.

>>18262063 (OP)
I wish I didn't like laughing at AEW as much as I do

>>18262063 (OP)
bingo halls are back on the menu in AEW!

zoinks

>>18262063 (OP)
This is a residency so uhhh actually that means this is really good

>>18262357
>Reddit spacing
go back

damn thats sad

>>18262063 (OP)
AEW still in the toilet I see

>>18262063 (OP)
moribund promotion

>>18264958
Yup and it's fan is seething that only 9400 people showed up for LOL IN

>>18262063 (OP)
Ok schizo keep being obsessed with aew tranny ticket sales. Holy shit they don't make em as pathetic as you.

>>18265068
Is this your attempt at reverse psychology? You failed.

>>18262063 (OP)
Ah yes, once again Dynamite comes to you live from the Shitknuckle County Field House.

>a sell out is bad
Ebots getting desperate. You can tell All In outselling every fed show combined last week totally broke them

>>18265518
this cope is very weak considering dynamite can't sell 5k regularly each week

>>18262107
how expensive are they normally

drones pre seething that this is going to be more kino than any raw or slopdown this entire calendar year

>>18265540
A sell out is a sell out. I’m sorry you have psychological trauma from AEW existing but it’s not going anywhere

>>18262063 (OP)
What is the capacity? 200?

>>18267216
It's a shithole. Been there a few times. The set up though, is interesting. Fans line up outside the venue down the block. And me and my buddies are planning on doing a drive by. Pellet guns and paintball. We're going to fuck these AEWfaggots up. And if they're back next week, we'll do it again.

>>18262063 (OP)
This another E-sports arena?

Double or Nothing is AEW's Wrestlemania.

>>18262063 (OP)
>Available Tickets: 2
kek obsessed neet fedophiles just can't stop seething about AEW

>>18267731
TRUE!!!! Reminder that WWE is being investigated by the Feds and will be shut down for pedophilia and human trafficking.

>>18267758
That is a FACT

>>18267758
The Feds (aka the orange turd) are ok with pedophilia and human trafficking

>>18267731
So it's sold out?

>>18262088
He asked a normal question you whiny teenage bitch

Pigs are so fucking stupid as always and forever.

>>18268623
This is forever true.

>>18268408
Yep

>>18268097
Why u seethe?

>>18262063 (OP)
lmao they running a show in a shipping container or something? What the fuck is this

>>18267731
>current setup
>1,144

>>18269183
Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom. It looks like a tacky Mexican theme restaurant.

>>18267731
>$42 tickets
KEK

>>18267297
>it's a shithole. Been there a few times. The set up though, is interesting. Fans line up outside the venue down the block. And me and my buddies are planning on doing a drive by. Pellet guns and paintball. We're going to fuck these AEWfaggots up. And if they're back next week, we'll do it again
Its against the law to do this or even post this.

>>18267297
Liar

>>18269207
jej what a ugly bald bitch

>>18262063 (OP)
>supposed momentum swing PPV
>immediate cooldown period
Every single frickin time

>>18269211
Holy fucking grim, it’s just six rows of seats and then a couple of card tables on a balcony? KWAPC

>>18267297
>e-drones constantly write fanfiction about trying violence on ELITE Titans
>only ever get arrested for stalking Divas

>>18262063 (OP)
As always some dumb takes in here. This is a smart move because:

>It boosts demand for future tapings as it makes them feel more exclusive.
>Guarantees some hot crowds.
>Gives crew and talent some rest after a massive show and right before a big tour.

It is bad because:

>Number go down (ignoring they are just about to do a very well selling UK tour in August

>>18270889
Some world class cope right here.

>>18270889
>Number go down (ignoring they are just about to do a very well selling UK tour in August
2 shows is not a tour.

>>18269207
YOWIE WOWIE

Pendulum tranny sisters, why are we losing to TNA?

>>18273757
KEK

>>18262063 (OP)
holy fuck.
GCW would have sold this shit out.

>>18262063 (OP)
the fuck is a raw after mania?
Who gives a fuck what the episode if after

>>18273757
I'm not sure if I'm correct but I think 30k is more than 4k

>>18273828
Where are you seeing 30k? I'm talking about the 900 total that Dynamite is going to have in a few hours.

>>18269218
>Why yes, I love being scammed, take all my money Papa Nick!
Piggapoos are so retarded

>>18273757
>comparing PPV and weekly shows
No, seriously. Piggapoos are delusional.

>>18274082
You little schizoids have spent all week comparing SNME (a TV show) to All In (a pay per view special)
But as usual, it's the double standards and fag behavior that are the hallmarks of Dubtrannies

>>18267731
Holy fuck these faggots are barely able to sell 1k tickets? Don’t they have a bunch more shows there too? They will be under 1k KWAB!

>>18274250
>You little schizoids have spent all week comparing SNME (a TV show) to All In (a pay per view special)
>But as usual, it's the double standards and fag behavior that are the hallmarks of Dubtrannies

>>18274050
You're comparing TNAs biggest show ever with a regular weekly show?

>>18269211
Holy fucking PISSANT shit.

>>18267731
GRIM!!

>>18274386
Keep changing a few pixels every few days, faggot. It's still unoriginal retard spam bullshit.

>>18262063 (OP)
AEW doesn't have a Wrestlemania.

>>18274386
Why’d you post your face?

>>18262063 (OP)
Bad news for Pigs.

>>18262063 (OP)
they called the joshipedo squad to get rid of this one

>>18275788
Overly complicated

>>18267731
Pissant shit.

>>18262063 (OP)
I was just telling those retarded nigs in their gay-me thread that here in Uptown (Aragon Ballroom) that there's zero traffic. Not even parking signs anywhere. It's a ghost town.

Right now, aewtists are funneling out of that little shithole and me and my buddies are going to jump somebody. I finally get to beat the fuck out of a tranny living libtard aewtist irl.

>>18278513
Hahahhahaa!!! What a fucking joke

They've got a slew of residencies in small venues for the rest of the summer. Tony is so fucking stupid that he doesn't realize "no crowds" = losing viewership.

If you look small time. People will see you as small time. RIP gAyEW.

Tony is giving out 4 AEW tickets for every taco/nacho combo for Dynamite next week. Should I go? The stadiums for AEW are looking a little small lately...

>>18279320
I'd go.

>>18280035
Yeah, I think I might go as well. Did you see how small the venue was tonight? The "Gorilla Position" was in the Men's bathroom. I coulda went in there and pissed in Tony's mouth like a toilet.

How many seats were available? Problem is, Aewtards are all obese and smelly, they need 2 seats per person and a large tray of nachos
PRO TIP: next time don't hold an event at Taco Bell

they're literally having trouble selling out a fucking bingo hall kekaroooooooo
>>18280642
this venue holds around 4-5k

Terrifying news this

>>18280371
Gross

>>18280691
Tony got KWABOTY on lock

WAAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The generally agreed upon success of All In finally mindbroke bitchtits for good.

>>18282859
1 show is an outlier, keep this same energy Summerslam weekend, lil bro

The unanimously agreed upon failure of All In finally broke the singular AEW fan for good.

>>18282873
He has Ben mind broken since cm pink debuted on survivor series

>>18262063 (OP)
Kek it tanked the ratings!

>>18282906
gotten to

>>18282906
>>18284631
>gotten to

>>18262063 (OP)
.

This is genuinely embarrassing

>>18262063 (OP)
YOWIE WOWIE

>>18284835
KEK

>>18284835
LMFAO

>>18284671
LMFAO

What went so wrong?

>>18284835
KEKAROOOOOOOO

>>18284835
lmao

>>18284835
Saved

What the?

>>18282906
Pw do be like that