Speedball Mike Bailey could legitimately kill 90% of people in pro wrestling

is that because he's a troon with mental illness

>>18275108
It's because he's a fourth degree black belt and not just some entertainer

>>18275094 (OP)
He might be a 4th degree black belt in being retarded, but he's 5 ft 3 and cringe. I'd kill him dead with a shoot lariat.

>>18275094 (OP)
He probably could Shelton Benjamin but not Bobby

>>18275111
That part

4th degree in what? Karate and Judo are gay and I'd shoot on anyone for real if they pulled that shit on me

>>18275094 (OP)
do the wrestlers themselves ever feel embarrassed about having fans like this?

>>18275094 (OP)
>would have a real shot in beating lashley in a real fight
Bro he's 5'6, Lashley is 6'1 and 250lb i believe, he even had a 15W2L record in MMA, what are these guys even talking about

>>18275094 (OP)
he's 41% reliable to kill himself before any of that

>if he kicked Bobby in the face
well yeah I guess if Bobby got on his knees and let the lil fella reach him he'd have a chance, but so would I if Bobby was being that nice, any punch or kick has a chance if Bobby is being that nice but I don't think he would be.

>>18275094 (OP)
Was this after the Hurt Business spent 20 minutes embarrassing them on Dynamite

>>18275122
>>18275138
These unironcally

>>18275138
I believe in Judo Hendry.

Karate is a fucking meme . MMA proved that.

>>18275140
The guy making this Tweet is professional wrestler "The World Famous" Cheeseburger, who often begs the Bucks to give him a job at AEW on Twitter.

>>18275145
>>18275140
>>18275160
>>18275122
Somehow you guys know more than Joey Janela, who actually is in the business and has met these people lmao. You smarks are something else

>>18275188
>Somehow you guys know more than Joey Janela
not hard

>>18275108
>some of you are alright, don’t come to AEW tomorrow

>>18275094 (OP)
This tweet sounds like something someone here would say if they were shitposting

>>18275188
>Somehow you guys know more than Joey Janela

>>18275094 (OP)
mmm wouldn't wanna mess with a they them snow nigger midget who knows krav maga

>>18275188
>the guy who got the shit beat out of him in front of his girlfriend knows what he’s talking about when it comes to fighting

>>18275217
Qrd? I don't really pay attention to anyone not a big name

>>18275188
This faggot thought he was spittin'

>>18275216
mmmm badass

>>18275235
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, YOU'VE GONE AND USED XIM'S DEADNAME

>>18275111
>>18275111
>>18275111
Everyone, I saw this faggot yesterday and went up to him and shoved him a few times to fight him.

He told me to calm down and that "he wanted no trouble because it was just the internet".

As expected he saw me and pussied the fuck out. Pathetic.

>>18275094 (OP)
I will simply step on his exposed toes

>>18275122
>>18275122
>>18275122
Everyone, I saw this faggot yesterday and went up to him and shoved him a few times to fight him.

He told me to calm down and that "he wanted no trouble because it was just the internet".

As expected he saw me and pussied the fuck out. Pathetic.

>>18275298
This activates his flip move, you will be killed by a cooperative looking piledriver

>>18275311
KEK. I will simply not cooperate and fall back on top of him instead of jumping. I will then once again step on his exposed toes

>>18275188
Hi joey. You killed sabu. Youll never be on tv again. Yr girlfriend pays the rent.

>>18275094 (OP)
speedball gives quebec a bad name

>>18275138
taekwondo. he can kick real good. but it doesn't really prepare you for real fights. better off learning wrestling, boxing or kick boxing.

i don’t think people understand how much control speedball has with their kicks. i’m like 100% certain they slow down so people watching can perceive those strikes.

TKD offers you so many angles of attack with how versatile your legs get and we’re seeing more spin kick KOs now.

>>18275438
They don't know what they don't know. Very low IQ behavior

"a real shot" doesn't mean that he'd beat him. CM Phil had some real shots in UFC.

>>18275660
Cm Phil would be you the fuck up too

>>18275660
Bailey would flat line Punk. Phil had no actual skills. half the men in the crowd would fuck him up.

>>18276084
I highly doubt it would take half the men in the crowd to fuck Punk up.

One of my best friends in high school was a 2nd degree TKD black belt already
never got in a real fight in his life still to this day lol

not once did I think he could kick my ass and I doubt he thought so either
it did, however, make him very good at breakdancing and he would pop the black guys and kweens when he busted it out at clubs

>>18275324
They never guess what cooperative looking really means

Ok with the basics a suplidora lateral

>>18275094 (OP)
UFC 1 proved that karate is fake and gay.

>>18275094 (OP)
We already tried this with the early UFC tournaments and it turns out every striking martial art you can learn in a dojo is a bunch of bullshit that gets raped to death by guys who can grapple. The only ones that withstood this are actual sports where you will get the fuck beaten out of you in the ring if you can't hold your own in there and TKD is not one of those

bailey could absolutely whoop MOST pro wrestlers.... but bobbo and shelton have a legit high level wrestling and mid level MMA backgrounds. the weight difference would probably be too much for bailey even if he is a more skilled fighter.

>>18275111
>It's because he's a fourth degree black belt
You know you just pay for that shit. It's like getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame.

You gotta love the speedster

>>18275660
phil is one of the least athletic men in the history of wrestling and he had no shot at beating anyone who has ever trained in any form of fighting in a shoot
he could maybe beat up fat retarded wwe fans. that's about it.

Speedball had a great match with buddy a few years ago.

>>18275094 (OP)
Bobby has mma experience. And he's gigantic, so I would fear he'd shoot kill Bauiley, whose only defense would be his little TKD kicks, which are always ineffective in mma

>>18275094 (OP)
Bobbo would twist that little faggot up and rape him kek. What causes this kind of delusion?

>>18275094 (OP)
that doesnt mean shit i bet half of this board could heem this manlet twink

>>18275094 (OP)
black belt in what?
black belts are not created equal, I would assume he has a taekwondo black belt which is literally meaningless
13 year olds have those

>>18276190
True. MMA really exposed all those "ancient martial arts" as fake and gay.
I remember that one Chinese MMA guy that would go around challenging martial artists and wrecking them. I wonder if he got disappeared because they were pretty pissed at him.

>>18276935
Last I heard they had suspended his internal travel within China and he vanished not long after showing that they had done that to him.

>>18275122
Checked and tpbp

>>18275122
Based

>>18275188
This.

>>18276190
>The only ones that withstood this are actual sports where you will get the fuck beaten out of you in the ring if you can't hold your own in there and TKD is not one of those
Which are those?

>>18275182
cheese was great on roh. he was a great underdog comedy guy that could shoot and be serious when he was threatened or scared. it's crazy tony has snatched him up yet. he's a lot better than most of the aew guys. he's better than bear boulder.

>>18275094 (OP)
Kills 90% of the ratings too

>>18275227
here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Le7zGt5rqVw

dylan bostic is some other indy guy who janela had a problem with. dylan confronts him and janela kind of backs off like a pussy. then they fight and it seems like janela is getting his ass kicked but his faggot friends jump in.

janela's gf is megan bayne who was there to watch him get punked out

i think there's a slightly longer version of the video with more of the beginning. because i remember joey looking like a scared pussy for a little while longer before the punches start.

These are the same people claiming Aaron Donald would lose to some 150 pound guy because he's trained in jiu jitsu. Fantasy.

>>18275188
many such cases

>>18278728
He got bitched out by Enzo as well.

>>18278735
>Aaron Donald
Nobody cares about you bingo hall indies fag

>>18275094 (OP)
>5'3" 120lb Bailey roundhouse kicks 6'2" 250lb Bobbo in the jaw. Bobbo laughs.
What next ballfags

>>18278868
A good kick could knock Bobby out

>>18276101
This is unironically me except I made it as far as Speedball did (and even competed). None of that shit means anything if you can't stuff a single leg, which is exactly what happened when I thought it would be a good idea to try out for the wrestling team. Speedball would get 92ed by anyone with any semblance of a wrestling background.
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>>18276900
Also this.

Do people really believe that a black belt in TKD is some sort of badass? They give those out to 9-year-olds.

>>18275094 (OP)
These are the type of people who unironically believed that Cuck Man Phil could beat Brock Lesnar in a shoot fight

karate is useless and wont help you in a fight. it is something you outgrow by age 10.

>>18275134
Shelton would grapple him to submission. Shelton was a great wrestler.

>>18279913
Shelton also used to hold his own against Brock in his prime

he was in there takin karate classes with them little kids

>>18276900
He got a black belt from Target. They don't just give those out.
>>18279315
Karate is fucking bullshit

>>18275094 (OP)
They must be doing a rib like the boys did back in the day with Haku. No way anyone shoot believes that some 5'1 karate kid larper could beat an ex-MMA fighter and amateur wrestler.

>>18275145
Bobo should shoot on this queer like really go ape on his ass