Welcome to the /pw/ deli, what can I get for ya?

>>18299386 (OP)
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>>18299386 (OP)
Can I get a half-pound of turkey? Sliced real thin like the AEW roster.

>>18299386 (OP)
Having worked in a deli this scene was extra depressing, its pretty accurate. Should have got a construction job

>>18299386 (OP)
Could do with some spareribs ram

>>18299386 (OP)
let me get uhhhhhhhh

>>18299386 (OP)
Aye hows it going Ram, Mandy off today?

Hey Ram, could I have some beef stew.

Uhhhh do you have the stuff in to make that sandwich by that Anthony Bourdain dude? Uh it's got some kinda meat in it..uh lemme just Google it real quick..He was a famous chef that did this show.. Mortadella. Mortadella and Provolone! That's what in it, uh can I get them here or uh??

>>18299386 (OP)
a five pack and half a pound of pesto pasta

>>18299386 (OP)
HEY.... you're like that uh.... you're like that famous dude!

>>18299386 (OP)
Ayyy my boy Ram. Remember you were a main eventer? My dad used to say you were over pushed to fuck but I always cheered for yah. Anyway give me a chicken parm on rye. Those kids outside are throwing rocks at your van again.

What's wrong with working the deli counter? Decent job. And you probably get to take tons of meat home for free.

>>18299386 (OP)
Uuuuhhh can I get the Rollins Hot Freakin’ Spicy Grilled Chicken Philly?

>>18299629
you’d know all about getting packed full of meat after you leaving your deli job on a warm summer night

>>18299628
I get my rye from a local place and it's one of the few things in life I'm grateful for at the moment. I like using it as my soldiers for my dippy eggs.