Thread 18300195

Lowkey i gotta shit but my water got turned off fr pray for me anons

>>18300195 (OP)
how did you water get turned off anon? you couldn't afford the $20 water bill?

>>18300195 (OP)
just go outside in the street i love AEW btw

You in Virginia?

>>18300195 (OP)
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

>>18300195 (OP)
have you tried not shitting

>>18300195 (OP)
Bro, I've been sick lately, and today I felt mostly fine, but I was just sitting in my chair watching TV, and all of a sudden my chest got really tight, and I started sweating like crazy, like I saw myself in the mirror and I was glistening, and I started feeling nautious and that I had to poop. The toilet seat was getting slippery because I was sweating so bad. But as soon as I was done pooping I felt better again.

Have you tried doing it outside like a the regular animal you are

>>18300238
>pajeet suggesting someone shit outside
The jokes write themselves

It’s 97 degrees and my ac is set at 73 and it’s still 77 n

Once I moved to a different city for work and I was renting a bedroom in an already occupied apartment from someone I found in the classifieds section of the local paper. So I’m a terminally awkward, spaghetti spilling sort. One night my roommates had guests over, and I couldn’t bring myself to walk across the living room to the bathroom cause I would have to say hello to several people. I found a couple of walmart bags in my room and hunkered down in my closet, took a big semi liquid dump in the bags and wiped with an old sock. Those were dark times.

>>18300248
I’m not a saar but sure bud i’m sure OP needs to go bad and soiled his diaper a few times

>>18300267
>shits in a bag and wipes his ass with a sock just to avoid saying hello to some nice people
kek I bet they heard it too

>>18300267
I feel like I've reas this before.

>>18300267
Some shit I’d do desu

>>18300267
I've done the same a few times desu... Why am I like this

>>18300267
>>18300333

>>18300232
I've had a few poops like that, the best is that combined with feeling nausea and like you're going to pass out. Happens to me every couple years, think it has something to do with your vagus nerve getting stimulated. Always when I'm constipated and there's like a hard 'plug' behind the floodgates, if you will. But getting that out it the hard part.

>>18300376
Truly wish there were more wrestling webcomics so we could have /pw/ lol threads

>>18300372
oh my god why is no one trying to get it back in the water? poor thing

>>18300195 (OP)
is this the RAW gamethread?

>>18300376
the fuck is this comic