Alright brother, it turns out you're not going over tonight and you're doing the job to me, again.

>>18307772 (OP)
thizzat dizzoesn't wizzork fizzor mizze, brizzother

Fine by me since I’m not a mark

>>18307772 (OP)
*slaps a shoot double wristlock on you, breaking your arm and resulting in amputation 2 weeks later*

>>18307772 (OP)
>Sure thing, brother! Happy to put over a vet with your pedigree!
>As soon as your back is turned I'm meeting with the booker to get it changed back.

>>18307796
Based

>>18307772 (OP)
thanks for drawing the house

>>18307772 (OP)
tell your dad that I'm not jobbing and if he has a problem with that I'll get in my car and leave this damn show without a main event
or I can just kick your ass for real out there kid

Hey man, I was coached by Buddy Matthews. Not only will I do the job, I’ll even let you attack my relationship in a scorching promo that the internet will harp on me for months for.

Just as long as I get my payment doubled.

>>18307772 (OP)
That doesn't finna ding-dong diddly work for me brother and that's a shoot