Pro-wrestling is real. It's always been real. Fans and fighters pretend it's all fake so they won't ban our real life death fights. We have to keep up the illusion but it's important to remember the truth from time to time.
Anyone who tells you it's fake is just a fucking mark.

>>18309356 (OP)
alright shibata we get it

>>18309356 (OP)
well said fren, please haev this hug

>>18309472
Thanks fren, I needed that today!

>>18309356 (OP)
I'm tired of pretending it's fake.

>>18309356 (OP)
life is all fake and made up anyway. names are made up. moral codes are made up. everything is made up. wrestling is as real as life itself.

>>18309832
Very true, but wrestling is MORE real than life.

>>18309356 (OP)
>Hit a guy with a car
>"Y-you can't do that!"
>"Don't worry, it's fake!"
>"Ok, carry on."
Kayfabe is the work.

>>18309962
agreed. i love it more than anything.

>>18310014
You and me both brother.
And I'm tired of normies getting all high and mighty and judging me for that and telling me it's fake when it's more real than their empty fucking lives.

>>18310119
if it makes you feel amazing emotions and believe in the magic that people can create out of life then it is real and absolutely worth cherishing.

>>18310163
Based.

my dad said wrestling was fake and I showed him CM punk vs drew mcintyre hell in a cell. and after he saw drew get shoot busted open he actually thinks it's real now kek. I'm not even joking

>>18309356 (OP)
thanks

>>18310163
sovl

>>18309356 (OP)
Only big matches are real, most of the card is staged.