What would God incarnated in Jesus Christ think of Modern Professional Wrestling?

>>18313722 (OP)
>it's about shekels and pes

Adam and Eve got thrown out because God caught them being yard tards.

>>18313722 (OP)
He would definitely like AJ Styles

>>18313791
Would Jesus Christ cut a promo on the Sodomites?

>>18313841
>I didn't die on that fucking cross so you could fuck each other in the ass and chop your dicks off and pretend to be women.

>>18313860
ONE MORE RUN
ONE MORE RUN

>>18313791
Also our Christian AF EVPs

>>18313860
You've never even touched a Bible huh?

>>18313841
It's the cross braving, lalalalalow jabroni saving, steppin out and walkin on water, teaching the good word to your son and daughter, treating the devil like his personal bish, always ready to multiply some fish, The Christ!

>>18313893
Kek AEWtists worked by Big Bible Jesus already!

>>18313897
FINALLY!

THE LORD HAS COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK-AH!...

...to Tulsa

>>18313722 (OP)
Warrior is getting beamed down to earth and starts cutting a promo on sodomites
Dimes fall out of the sky

>>18313911
You would call Jesus a woke commie if you actually knew anything he did.

>>18315030
>Heaven
>Warrior
lmao

>>18315379
Jesus never said pay your taxes so Caesar can feed the poor, he says pay your taxes and feed the poor
He is in favor of private charity, not public redistribution

>>18313722 (OP)
Very disrespectful for this redheaded cracker to larp as Jesus when he was brown

>>18315030
THIS

>>18316807
>feed the poor

unironically what people get called woke commies for

>>18316817
good bait!