Remember when they hyped this guy as the new Undertaker?
Kek, Lmao even

>>18315471 (OP)
Him and Ricky Starks have such weird bobblehead bodies and it’s hard to take them seriously.

Inside me lies a darkness, a pitch black evil that lies dormant in my soul. A wolf, a dragon, a poison frog ready to dart all my opponents. I can access this demon, and you cannot. It speaks to me, is a source of comfort and blessing from the dark lord himself. This sunday at /pw/mania brought to you by Dortios® you will be my prey, i will devour you in black darkness and you will never be the same. The pitch black darkness will consume you, as i am the consumer of all. I will feast on you decaying carcass with malicious and dark intent, i am a being borne of dark and evil so opaque that night shies away from me. The esoteric darkness will take over your soul, all will be left is darkness. The evil has consumed me, and the dark evil will consume you and your Slim Jim® Heavyweight Championship this sunday. You know not of the darkness within me, and you will taste it. There is no light you can bring to destroy my dark intent, and soon you will be corrupted by dark beast within me, and all of /pw/ will be in my command. This sunday, I extinguish your light. And forever, darkness. A demise. A final ending to your pitiful story. A truly dark ending for you, /pw/ and the Slim Jim® Heavyweight Championship.

>already back to jobbing to R-Truth in 3 minutes
By the time they forgive him for the betrayal, it will be too late to pull the trigger on him

Inside me lurks an abyss, a primordial void where shadows whisper secrets older than time itself. A nocturnal beast, a draconic nightmare, a venomous toad of chaos poised to strike at all who oppose me. I summon this ancient demon from the depths—an emissary of the shadowed beyond—and you, mortal, cannot access its eldritch power. It murmurs to me in forgotten tongues, a blessing from the dark lord of the void, guiding me through the labyrinth of darkness.

This Sunday at /pw/mania, brought to you by Dortios®, you will become my sacrificial prey. I will drown you in the blackened ocean of my soul’s abyss, and you shall emerge forever altered, corrupted by the unseen horrors I wield. The pitch-black darkness will enshroud you, consuming every flicker of hope, as I become the devourer of all light—an eternal void incarnate.

I will feast upon your decaying essence with malevolent intent, a creature forged from shadow and despair so impenetrable that even the night recoils in terror. The esoteric darkness within me will seep into your very spirit, leaving nothing but an echo of darkness—a hollow shell lost to the void. The evil that has taken root within me has grown into a cosmic force, and this dark evil will swallow you whole, along with your Slim Jim® Heavyweight Championship.

You know not the depths of the darkness I harbor, nor the abyss I am prepared to unleash. You will taste its forbidden nectar, and no light—no salvation—can pierce this shroud of shadows. Soon, the dark beast within me will corrupt your soul, twisting you into a vessel of despair. The entire realm of /pw/ will bow beneath my shadowy dominion.

This Sunday, I will extinguish your feeble light, snuffing it out in the eternal night. And in the aftermath, only darkness remains—a silence filled with the whispers of the void. A demise. A final eclipse of your pitiful existence. A dark decree for you, /pw/, and the Slim Jim® Championship—an end written in the ink of shadows.

>>18315481
promo's good
mmm mmmmmmmmmm

>>18315481
>>18315507
kek

please for the love of god someone edit his tl;dr shirt into the navy seal pasta

>>18315507
breh the chat gpt version sounds exactly like one of his promos lmfao

>>18315481
All those words and all taker had to do to draw dimes was Mmmmm CREATURES and hit the pose with the tongue

>>18315507
>Inside me lurks an abyss
What the fuck let him out

I like his friend better. A buddy of his, if you will.

>>18316133

>>18316138
:(

>>18315481
this nigga DARK

>*CREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAK*

>>18315471 (OP)
He had the aura until he cried over BLM

>>18315471 (OP)
This guy is the equivalent of what the nips call a "chunbyo" something like that, which translates to 8th grade syndrome. It's basically a grown up person pretending to still be a super hero or an evil wizard and shit and dresses up and speaks the part.
That's the most accurate description I can think of this loser. Everytime he does that girly stupid spinning kick and stands there and looks at the crowd all supposedly quite and serious always cracks me up.
The only time it didn't look like that was when Buddy and Brody were right next to him because they actually look intimidating and draw the attention away from his middle school act.

>>18317048
kek he do be chunii af