>And by the way, I don't think it was a Game Informer magazine
>I think it was a Seers Catalogue!

>>18317507 (OP)
>Seers
For you it was a SAAAAAARS catalogue!

>seers catalogue
>shamans illustrated
>wizard magazine

>>18317507 (OP)
I use to jerk off to Sears catalogue panty section, thats a shoot.

>"Barb, get in here! The Gargano boy is on the orb!"

>>18317552
Oldfag here, back in the day you could see nipples and vagina lips in those big catalogs in the lingerie section. My grandma has some old ones in a box in her basment, last year I was looking through them and was like holy shit

>>18317561
>Oldfag here, back in the day you could see nipples and vagina lips in those big catalogs in the lingerie section.
THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND
WE THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER END
WE'D SING AND DANCE FOREVER AND A DAY
WE'D LIVE THE LIFE WE CHOOSE
WE'D FIGHT AND NEVER LOSE
FOR WE WERE YOUNG AND SURE TO HAVE OUR WAY

LA LA LA LA LA LA
DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE
TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

>>18317507 (OP)
>Seers
omg yesss yess so muh dis please to be fucking youre mohters ass bich with my dick much prase to ALLAH the must holy holy

>>18317507 (OP)
>Seers
I have a contempt for Canadians like you wouldn't believe

>>18317593
Really? We don't think about you at all.

>>18317593
Canadian heat is so good eh?

>>18317552
>>18317561
>my theme music hits (Hell's Bell's by ACDC), interrupting two boomer coomers giving a dead promo in the middle of the ring
>MEGA pop as i walk down the entrance ramp with attitude
>walking straight to the timekeepers area
GIMME A FUCKIN MIC
>the puny pathetic janny timekeeper hands me over a mic as i tap it twice to make sure my subjects can hear me
NOW WHAT THESE TWO WASHED UP OLD BASTARDS IN THIS RING DON'T KNOW, IS THAT LOOKING THROUGH THE SEARS MAGAZINES STOCKINGS SECTIONS GAVE ME A LIFELONG LEGS FETISH
>big yes chants from the crowd
AND ALL YOU LOSERS RIGHT HERE IN WILKES BARRE SCRANTON WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD PAIR OF LEGS IF THEY WALKED PAST YOU
>ooooooooh's from the crowd as the first Anon tries to interrupt me to defend their honour
I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH, I'M STILL TALKING, SO IF YOU DON'T WANT THIS GARBAGE DUMP OF A CITY TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR GUTS, YOU'LL LET ME FINISH
>THIS IS AWESOME! rings throughout the crowd and the arena
AND BOTH OF YOU LIMPDICK LOSERS SHOULD KNOW
>Jerry Lawler let's out a "Losers J.R!? AAAH"
I STILL CRANK MY HOG TO STACY KEILBER BECAUSE SHE'S THE HOTTEST DIVA OF ALL TIME, AND I'M GOING TO GO IN THE BACK, DRIVE RIGHT ON OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE, AND GO GIVE STACY A RIDE ON SPACE MOUNTAIN! AND ALL OF YOU LOSERS CAN JUST CRY ABOUT IT
>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! YOU DESERVE IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
>mega pop from the anons in the crowd as toss the mic down and storm back up the ramp

>>18317627
PUT THE DAMN STRAP ON HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

>as for you Goldust, you're nothing but a freezing straight man

>>18317552
>>18317561
You haven't hit rock bottom until you jerked it to Skymall magazine.