I just wished on a monkey paw for wrestling to become popular again. What are we in for?

>>18323556 (OP)
jelly roll will have a heart attack and die during his match

>>18323556 (OP)
It becomes popular with retards, homos and trannys. So steady as she goes

>>18323556 (OP)
Celebrities. All celebrities. Nothing but celebrities

>>18323556 (OP)
WWE dies and wrestling goes back to the territory system

>>18323587
I don't think you understand how the monkey paw works, my friend.

You didn’t say how popular or where. It only gets popular with whatever you hate. Are you a WWE fan? An American wrestling fan? Well fuck you World of Sport style has a resurgence and gets popular globally. Are you a Lucha fan? Well fuck you American TV studio wrestling has a resurgence and gets popular globally. You get the idea. A monkey paw would result in something like this.

Less Samoans

>>18323582
This + even more sponsors/ad-space

>>18323630
It's a monkey paw dummy, you're getting more Samoans

>>18323608
No one likes boomershit

>>18323637
I think you just don't like books.

>>18323641
The Bible is the only book I need.

>>18323652
No one likes boomershit.

A match that flops horribly and was overbooked and heavily marketed, beyond anything the world ever saw with the business.

>>18323556 (OP)
It already is and women have ruined it

>>18323556 (OP)
vtubers

>>18323608
lol

>>18323635
If Samoans were popular WWE wouldn't have bled out millions and millions of viewers in the last decade

>>18323556 (OP)
women's wrestling...
and celebrity women's wrestling

>>18323556 (OP)
It becomes popular.... with the LGBT community.

>>18323869
Now do attendance and revenue, faggot, instead of repeating the same bullshit cope for the last 10+ years straight
The days of being handed 5 million audiences on cable are over, and they've been over. They're never coming back.
Not for wrestling, not for reality TV, not for anything but NFL

>>18324029
Just like to point out that when Dynamite first premiered Smackdown had nearly 5 milly viewers

>>18323556 (OP)
It becomes a full on reality show with little to no wrestling.

Fujos take a keen interest and every match is infested with shipping

>>18323556 (OP)
Bra and panties matches... with trannys

>>18323556 (OP)
It became popular because Greg Lansky became the head booker of the womens division

>WWE buys every single promotion.

>>18323575
We already have AEW

>>18323556 (OP)
A 100ft tall Iyo Sky wrestling a 100ft tall Kairi Sane in a Bikini in lake Michigan

>>18324081
simply ignore them?

>>18324029
>revenue
WWE is broke lil bro

>>18324029
>>18324797
Maybe the monkey paw made wrestling popular... only with retards like this?
>Is the wrestling starting? TIME TO GET OUT MY SPREADSHEET!

Amateur wrestling becomes the biggest sport on the planet

>>18324834
This is actually kind of scary, guys...

>>18323556 (OP)
Exists only on Instagram reels/Tiktok as short form content.

>>18324029
A stadium full of Saudi's doens't make up for the 2 million people who stopped tuning in over the last decade

>>18323556 (OP)
Someone must have wished on a monkey paw for WWE to be serious and focus more on in-ring because that's what we got now but it's boring as fuck most of the time

>>18324039
Not to burst you bubble or anything, but Smackdown went back to its usual 2 or 3 million viewers after that debut Fox episode.

>>18324943
Well yeah, the wwe in ring product is snail paced and boring as fuck. It’s wrestling for people that don’t like wrestling.

>>18325435
Still better than fake and gay AEW though

>>18325439
Okay lil piglet, enjoy your jelly roll

>>18325446
I will, thanks! :) enjoy your antidraw gay cowboy title reign pt 2

>>18325455
Are edrones capable of enjoying wrestling if other people aren’t? Are their brains capable of criticism that doesn’t devolve to “mine make more money?”

>>18323582
This would do it for me. Pretty much what any big time boxing is becoming and that shit sucks

>>18325466
Kek if you follow the convo, you would see that i actually criticized WWE first but you are just a victimized AEW cultist who has ptsd and seethes immediately whenever he sees someone make fun of his show

>>18325439
All straight people are saying this

>>18325446
Ok, enjoy your guacamole!

David Arquette becomes the face of WWE and they merge with AEW

>>18324797
>NFL slashed the pay for rookie scale contracts after Bradford, Jamarcus Russell, etc
>the NFL is broke lilbro
On second thought, you're actually fucking stupid enough to believe this

>>18325905
KEK are they really going to be running another show there?

>>18323556 (OP)
Becomes full-on soap opera and matches only occur on PPVs

>>18324797
KWAB