>be in a program with someone 3 times his size
>has to cut promo about "not being himself"
>has to be attacked backstage
>has to be thrown at equipment and left writhing waiting for medical
>has to be mentally tortured, stalked and attacked for weeks
>has to be injured with foreign object weeks in advance
>has to cut promo about "not feeling good lately but going to keep fighting"
>has to be bandaged up
>has to be cheap shot at the start of the match
>has to be put through a table
>has to be to be choked out to brink of death
>has to be crushed against exposed turn buckle
>has to be distracted by opponents entourage
>has to be hit with a baseball bat / lead pipe
>has to have his family in harms way
>has to have Inoki's ghost appear on screen saying "Sami-san you have fightuspiritu, just ignoru brokan legs and armu now"
>has to be flattened with a steamroller
>has to be shot out of the cannon into the rafters
>has to recreate the Challerger disaster of '86
>has to take drop that makes Owen Hart wince
>has to fight back when heel mocks him to his family
>has to be ran over by a pack of bisons
>has to be thrown a roof by ISIS
>has to stop a speeding train with his face
>has to be still considered a 50/50 match so heel has to bump like Shawn Michaels against Hulk to his halibut kick
>has to lose by cheating
>takes back win next week in a 50/50 match
"You're welcome 7 foot tall kid with barn doors for shoulders, that's the rub, see you next weekend at the catering maybe when I'm getting another IC run - oh you on main event? That's cool.As-salamu alaykum"

>>18324253 (OP)
>>has to be ran over by a pack of bisons
I popped like nashes anus

>>18324253 (OP)
hate this sandnigger like you wouldn't believe

>>18324253 (OP)
>so we need you to go out and cut a babyface promo
>oh okay i'll just go out there and scream about not giving up
>you're a fuckin genius sami

Karrion cross is over for me solely on account of him becoming sami's personal bully he's such a faggot

>>18324253 (OP)
>has to be thrown a roof by ISIS
Why would his own faction turn on him? Seriously though the day this terrorist loving shitslamist fuck gets a career at worst or life at best ending injury cannot come soon enough.

>>18324253 (OP)
I AM FUCKING SICK OF SAMI ZAYNE

>>18324367
kek, exactly, like clockwork
>>18324379
They aren't turning on him, apparently his allies are giving him a roof. I fucked that up when writing lol.
Anyway, it's poke at rumors of Isis being a false flag operation for certain country instead of actual jihadis as they don't operate against that country

I don't actually hate Sami but I hate this formulaic programming he is in since getting baby face over with the Bloodline and how indestructible he is on paper. Fuckin' Ajatollah of Tardigrades.
Motherfucker might as be rolled in a wheelchair and full body cast and still be on a 50/50 match with triple threat.
It's disgusting, it's kvetching in the ring for having to do a job instead of giving heat to the heel for picking on a weaker infirm opponent because it's layers upon layers of that shit. It doesn't put anyone over the right way....in my very humble opinion.

>>18324770
>Fuckin' Ajatollah of Tardigrades
god damn op lol

>>18324375
Shalom

>>18324375
That's a good principle

>>18324770
You’re just seeing what you want to see. He’s lost plenty of matches this year straight up clean. Punk, Orton, Bron. The formulaic booking is triple h because he doesn’t have anything for Sami for the rest of the year.

>>18324770
It’s funny that people think Sami should be putting over guys when he’s been jobbed out the entire year. Look midcard ceiling guy finally beat Sami Zayn, the biggest win of his career. You know Sami Zayn, the guy who doesn’t win matches. This is like those aewtists that celebrate beating nxt or getting 600k in the ratings

>>18325233
Him and owens need to have shit beaten out of them in shoot and work.
Its a fucking shame kikeberg didnt squash zayn before gunther beat the yarmulka off him.

>>18324253 (OP)
it should've been him, not kevin.

Hate this faggot

>>18325215
Oh yeah Punk, Orton and Bron, these are really the guys that are just dying to have a push or a spot on the show. Woah. Punk needs to thank his lucky stars Sami is there to prop him up.

Obviously I'm shitting on his most recent and apparently still on going program with Kross the most in here but may I remind you that Gunther got a shit deal with Sami's milking the underdog too with Gable being pushed aside of actually dethroning the long reigning champ.