>Bron Breakker
>Because he's brawny and breaks things

>>18326103 (OP)
we have about 4 seconds until bronschizo arrives claiming he is 5'4

>>18326103 (OP)
he's 5'4"

>>18326103 (OP)
>>Bron Breakker
>>Because he's brawny
Because his shoot name is Bronson

>>18326103 (OP)
Why don't they do something cool with this guy instead of sticking him with that faggot Seth Rollins and that cringelord Jonah

Buddy is also short and thats ok.

>Not Steiner
>Because...?

>>18326103 (OP)
>Braun Strowman
>because he's a brawny strongman
who comes up with this shit?

>>18326133
They can’t own the copyright. Steiner Bros won’t give it up.

>>18326103 (OP)
>"Big" Bron Breakker
>He is 5'4"

>>18326133
Bron himself didn't want it.

>>18326150
his parents owned a farm, strow = straw

>>18326103 (OP)
Smolberg

Imagine being "Big" Bron Breakker. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. You feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. You take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being "Big" Bron Breakker

>>18326109
Closer to 5'6''

>>18326944
Are you counting those ridiculous 2" lifts he wears?

>>18326150
Remember when he was Stowman