He has no idea how to promo when not Undertaker and Undertaker already wasn't a great promo, fucking Trick Williams had to carry him through a promo tonight.

trannies glued into NXT as per usual. Hope you enjoyed a real wrestling company. lmaoooooo

>>18329781 (OP)
Kek Fuck you Carder

>>18329781 (OP)
he only got over because of paul bearer. he has always been one of the worst ever on the mic

>>18329800
>>18329801

Did you AEW fans ever do the "Rest in Peace" Undertaker voice when you chopped you dick off?

>>18329781 (OP)
He's been involved in wrestling for 35 years and still cant talk on a mic kek

>>18329794
>>18329806
>must console war at all times
holy fuck I'd kill myself if I was you. What's worse is you're probably buying into the absurd levels of sucking dick WWE and wrestlers have done for the Undertaker over a few decades so you genuinely feel attacked that I have dared to speak bad about the locker room leader.

>>18329781 (OP)
His promos always fucking suck wdym

>>18329806
>>18329794
This place is broken beyond repair, you can't discuss shit without these faggots coming in and being like AEW WWE RAHHHHHHHHHHH FIGHT PLEASE PLEASE JOIN MY LITTLE FAG WAR. I wish a 4chan existed were we shamed these fucking losers off the board.

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>>18329801
>>18329809
>>18329833
Most obvious samefag I’ve ever seen

carder can't promo, never could. his only two above average qualities were size and sucking vince's dick.

>>18329834
You know its just one guy?

>>18329781 (OP)
Whoa! WWE 2k25 looks like THAT! finna cop

>>18329794
>real wrestling company
>NXBET

>>18329834
>This place is broken beyond repair
No it's not. This is how 4chan has always been

>>18330407
No. ~2010 /sp/ was genuinely fun. And nobody was posting twitter or reddit screencaps. Tablet/phone fags were not really a thing. Everyone was at the very least intelligent enough to operate a desktop PC or notebook.

>>18329781 (OP)
Maybe shouldn't have an 85 year old out there on TV? Then again that's the only way to get people to give a shit since the current roster is so lame. Grim.

>>18331017
/sp/artan culture has died a long time ago... ;^(

But as far as console waring goes yeah that was always present in some way

>>18329781 (OP)
Nigga looking like he fucks up welding last minute in a Discovery Channel bike build-off

>>18330407
This isn't even how /asp/ was. Every fucking thread evolves into a handful of severely mentally ill autists repeating the same words ad infinitum destroying every attempt at actual discussion.

The coom threads unironically have the most sensible discussion this board has to offer.

>>18331111
I should specify, this is how containment boards always have been.

>>18329781 (OP)
Dudes on here seriously talking about "He can't promo without the Undertaker gimmick", when we have plenty of his promos from the early 2000s disproving this theory
He's clearly phoning it in now because he's no longer a regular. Many wrestlers do that in their older years

Can’t a mmmm badass legendary wrestler ever try something new? I mean god forbid right? You guys needed to be raised better.

>>18331266
Remember he went for a trip with the big show in the desert?

another kwab for this old shitter

>>18329781 (OP)
We need him and otis in the dessert on the harleys.

Carder is a talentless dimeless bitch

>>18331266
He's said for the longest time that retired means retired, and he doesn't wanna be that guy who keeps showing up out of retirement.
The WWE keeps paying him good money to do it though, and his hypercompetitive "I'm more than just his" wife pushes him to do it so she could possibly get an opportunity herself.

>>18329781 (OP)
Taker was just mesmerized by the BBC

>>18329781 (OP)
Literally the luckiest big shitter of all time. His entire career is based on a "cool" entrance and the only reason he got over in the first place is because he had Paul Bearer talking for him. Dude fucking sucks and I'm sick of everyone giving him praise. He looks like a dimeless fat faggot now btw.

>>18329781 (OP)
He has always been a life time midcarder, anon. The only reason he raise into a legend is because "The Undertaker" was Vince ideal creation, a big bad dude with a fantasy gimmick that can work a match, the old man love it.

>trusting a man that got a woman's name tattooed on his neck

>>18329781 (OP)
Undertaker is my GOAT but I'll admit hes never bene good on the mic.

>>18329794
>>18331034
>>18331017
>>18329834
>>18329811
holy shit this tranny is absolutely seething lmao
sorry about your super secret club loser, this is our turf now
maybe youll finally do some good for once and rope

>>18331266
He's always sucked on the mic. Leaning into that gay ass biker gimmick and coming out to Kid Rock is some of the most embarrassing shit ever. I hope he thanked Trick for making this at least watchable

>>18333009
>our turf
Brother, you are on an anonymous image board acting like you're somebody. You desperately need a life.

>>18331266
You’re out of your fucking mind if you think Taker’s American Badass promos were any good.

>>18333009
funny how you ignored the post saying it's just one guy, too close to home huh?

Taker almost died in Vegas this year.
And he's still trying to give some up and comers a rub. Of course he sucked at the mic, he always did and now he has old man brain.

what too much cop semen does to a mf