Thread 18354735

He's officially a mainstream superstar starting today

>>18354735 (OP)
Nah that’s you

>>18354735 (OP)
hi max

Is it as grim as it looks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKzRPFvky9Y

>>18354785
It's an Adam Sandler movie in 2025. Of course it's going to be shit.

>>18354785
Damn. That looks fucking shitty.

>>18354735 (OP)
>Netflix only movie
>Reboot from 30 years ago
>Will be out of the news cycle in the next 72 hours
Tell yourself

Major supporting character son of the main character
Like Andy Samberg was in the Adam Sandler movie with Susan Sarandon and her daughter playing a pedophile

>>18354735 (OP)
What the absolute fuck is that posture?

>>18354735 (OP)
Why does he have an Ohio tattoo?

>no show socks
People at the premiere probably had a bigger laugh at his aew poker chip tattoo than the movie itself

>>18354785
MJF looks so weird without the beard

>>18354785
>a jew hires a bunch of other jews to be in his movie

>>18354735 (OP)
congrats max for joining the ranks of stars like allen covert, rob shneider and Peter Dante in the sandlerverse

>>18354735 (OP)
Hope he's a better actor than a wrestler because otherwise, that's dire

Sandler loves the midget jew. Expect to see MidJewFaggot in alot of direct to netflix slop in the future.

can't wait to see him as whitey's grandson in eight crazy nights 2

>>18354785
It's a fanservice movie, what do you think?

My thoughts after watching it:
>You can tell this movie got fucked by Carl Weathers passing away, probably should've been canned.
>The celebrity cameos actually aren't complete shit imo
>Shooter is probably the only one that put in any effort in this movie
>Ben Stiller and whatever that kike director's name are painfully unfunny in this
>Everybody else went through the motions
>Way too many callbacks
Probably a 5.5/10, round up or down depending on what you're willing to tolerate. It's a typical Sandler movie but not his worst shit.

>>18354785
>HEY AGING MILLENNIALS, REMEMBER HOW FUN HAPPY GILMORE WAS IN 1996?
>WELL HERE'S A SEQUEL NOBODY ASKED FOR AND IT FUCKING SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 AND I'M AN OLD WASHED UP HASBEEN
>AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

I know he doesn't care because he's rich and just wants to hang out with his buddies but there was always the caveat with his slop that "well happy, billy, and water boy were fun" like why touch those? They're the only thing people admit to liking.

>>18355103
>why touch those?
Because his career has been in the dumpster for around 20 years and he's trying to revive it using nostalgia bait. I can hardly for Punch Drunk Love 2: Punch Drunker.

>>18354735 (OP)
LET'S
GO
MAX
YOU'RE
THE
BEST
ACTOR
ALIVE

>>18355057
I recently tried re-watching a few of the old Sandler movies, and Billy Madison is the only one that isn't completely unwatchable. They were my favorites as a kid. It's amazing hearing people my age being nostalgic for them and talking about how there are no real comedy movies any more.

>>18354735 (OP)
Don't give a fuck. He's based and thats all I care about

>>18354735 (OP)
Is that a tattoo of Israel?

>>18354788
I honestly kinda liked that Spaceman movie he was in with the giant spider. Granted that was 2024 and not a comedy, but still.

>>18355047
I'd expect it to be pure nostalgia bait for whoever is nostalgic for Happy Gilmore. Are there any scenes where MJF shines or cuts a dimes promo though?

Just give it a little tappy. Tap tap, taparoo.

>>18355299
long island

>>18355363
No dimes but he plays his part well.
Still salty they didn't make him Shooter's bastard kid or something, especially considering how this movie actually kinda plays out in the end. Could've easily been one of the minor villains on the other team at the end. Seems kinda wasted as one of Happy's sons.

How many seconds of the movie will he be in? 100? 200?

>>18356609
He's in it a lot

>>18356662
Really?

>>18354946
in other news, water is wet

>>18355363
It's crazy how little faith they have in the fans of the original that they have to show people old scenes in the movie to remind them what they are making a reference too.

>>18355057
Just like when they made all those remember when movies for the aging Greatest Generation boomers in the 90's, like Dick Tracy and The Rocketeer

Giving the movie a quick skim it seems like MJF has more lines and screen time than Becky even though she is part of villain squad of golfers.

>>18355189
How would you make a sequel to that's my boy?

>>18355189
He has been getting payed 70 million from netflix. They are happy with the partnership because he keeps making new movies for them.
>>18357351
MJF is in it more. Becky has a couple of scenes near the end playing. That said MJF doesn't get a chance to stick out. He is always with the 3 brothers and they all have the same personality.