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7/26/2025, 3:53:10 PM No.18364850
Bryan: "So Dave, take us through the undercard."
Dave: "Okay, just let me get my notes here..." >shuffles papers, unzips pants
"Alright, first up, we had some mirror pics of her tits. It was fine. I mean, I liked the schoolgirl skirt — thought that was a nice touch — but beyond that, it wasn’t anything special. Just kinda there, y'know?"
Bryan: "And next was the first video of the night..."
Dave: "Man, I thought that one was such a letdown. Maddox came off like a total geek. You could barely see Paige at all. I gave it minus three stars."
Bryan: "W-well, I wouldn't go as far as minus three, but yeah, it was definitely a disappointment considering the hype. Maddox is a lower-card guy anyway, and Paige — I mean, she's over and all, but still... If you're gonna call Maddox a geek, what about the Xavier video?"
Dave: "Right, right — take us through it. I was doing Observer Live when that one dropped."
Bryan: "Okay, so it’s Paige, and she’s riding Xavier. Totally fine — nothing too wild. I’m watching it thinking, man, there’s just no heat here at all. I mean, interracial stuff was a big deal back in the ’70s — different time, different reaction. But by 2017? Just not that taboo anymore, y’know?"
Dave: "Totally."
Bryan: "So I’m watching, kind of zoning out, and then all of a sudden — and I swear I’m not making this up — Brad Maddox grabs the camera and starts shooting close-ups of them fucking."
Dave: "Unbelievable."
Bryan: "I KNOW. Like, could they possibly book this guy to look more like a geek?
And you know this had Vince’s fingerprints all over it, right?"
Dave: "Oh yeah."
https://vocaroo.com/18hxOIXmxan7
Dave: "Okay, just let me get my notes here..." >shuffles papers, unzips pants
"Alright, first up, we had some mirror pics of her tits. It was fine. I mean, I liked the schoolgirl skirt — thought that was a nice touch — but beyond that, it wasn’t anything special. Just kinda there, y'know?"
Bryan: "And next was the first video of the night..."
Dave: "Man, I thought that one was such a letdown. Maddox came off like a total geek. You could barely see Paige at all. I gave it minus three stars."
Bryan: "W-well, I wouldn't go as far as minus three, but yeah, it was definitely a disappointment considering the hype. Maddox is a lower-card guy anyway, and Paige — I mean, she's over and all, but still... If you're gonna call Maddox a geek, what about the Xavier video?"
Dave: "Right, right — take us through it. I was doing Observer Live when that one dropped."
Bryan: "Okay, so it’s Paige, and she’s riding Xavier. Totally fine — nothing too wild. I’m watching it thinking, man, there’s just no heat here at all. I mean, interracial stuff was a big deal back in the ’70s — different time, different reaction. But by 2017? Just not that taboo anymore, y’know?"
Dave: "Totally."
Bryan: "So I’m watching, kind of zoning out, and then all of a sudden — and I swear I’m not making this up — Brad Maddox grabs the camera and starts shooting close-ups of them fucking."
Dave: "Unbelievable."
Bryan: "I KNOW. Like, could they possibly book this guy to look more like a geek?
And you know this had Vince’s fingerprints all over it, right?"
Dave: "Oh yeah."
https://vocaroo.com/18hxOIXmxan7
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