I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy.

I sing this to my wife when I get out of the shower and wiggle my wiener around, usually pops her

Why is he so ambivalent concerning his cuteness despite being so secure in the knowledge of his sexiness?

>>18364910
You tell me

>>18364895 (OP)
Think again, you tubby green fuck.

>I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy.

>>18364975
Considering all the booze, the roids, the coke and the tanning, Shawn looks well enough. Probably a miracle he's still standing.
He should be careful about that Mars Attacks alien next to him tho

>>18364910
it's an interesting discussion

>>18364975
What the FUCK is that?

>>18364910
They're different things.
He only thinks he's cute because of self-confidence, he really wasn't a cute boy. He was sexy though, he had the looks and the moves, an undeniable fact that he was well aware of. They're different ways to be attractive.
Knowing his strengths, Shawn chose to lean on his sexy side, becoming a sexy boy.

>>18364905
And then you woke up, alone, suicidal, kissless and untouched, in your mom's spare bedroom

>>18364975
Post the unedited one

Many men wish death upon me.

>>18365124
looking good mate

>>18365090
I suppose that's why he only refers to himself as being sexy and not cute for the rest of the song.

>>18365129
Why?

>>18365019
The Heartbreak Kid

>>18364895 (OP)
>I think I’m Fat
>I know I’m Crippled
>I got the looks, that drive all the Swines wild
>I’m just a Piggy Boy (Piggy Boy)
>I’m not your Batista Toy (Batista Toy)

>>18365609
I ain't gon spell it out for you motherfuckers all the time. Are you illiterate, nigga? You can't read between the lines?

>>18364905
I hope you do the whole thing too, including the pose flexing before, ahem, stepping into the ring

it's a great theme

>>18365637
Is it because of what you did 33 years ago?

>>18364895 (OP)
How would you describe your looks?