Cody's winning the WWE Championship again while this fat fuck is getting 200 years in prison taking it up the ass Nash style.

What went wrong?

Meltzer considered him more promising of the two btw.

kinda wild that everyone thought ted would be the Michaels back in their rookie days

He was genuinely better. His ring work was better, he was more charismatic, he was a better promo. He just never... did anything?

cody was willing to make it outside of the wwe system, ted wasnt

>>18426599 (OP)
Rich people don't go to prison in Trump's America, little bro

>>18426619
Tes was never charismatic at all. Cody sucked but as soon as he started the dashing shit it was obvious he was better

>>18426599 (OP)
If mens prison is fucking in the ass by blacks then what happen in women's prisons?

>>18426599 (OP)
Cody was passionate about wrestling. Ted Jr. never was.

>>18426629
It's a meme since womeme only go to prison for a few months

>>18426619
Ted was a better worker and talker but both are a charisma vacuum.

DiBiase was all name. Yeah he had a good look but every time he cut a promo it was skinpeelingly bad. He also had zero rizz.

>>18426629
Have you never seen a women's prison film? Shit looks comfy as all fuck.

>>18426619
Ted definitely had a lower ceiling than Cody. He had solid fundamentals, but it was not going to get any better than ''classic midcard heel from the territories'' for him.

>>18426623
Yeah because they went to jail all the time before. Kys

>>18426629
They use broom handles.

Also what happens in female locker rooms.

>>18426655
>Have you never seen a women's prison film?
Yeah.
>Shit looks comfy as all fuck.
Uhh...

>>18426599 (OP)
Can someone explain how anyone in the business thought this loser had the bigger star potential between him and Cody? He always stunk. Never cut a good promo or had a good program or stellar match. Wtf did these people see in him and not Cody?

>>18426619
>He just never...did anything?
Must not have been genuinely better then, retard.

based star of the marine 2

>>18426642
Nooooooo my fantasy!

>>18426676
BASED ILSA ENJOYER

Cook those bitches Ilsa!

>>18426655
>women in prison film
>Shit looks comfy as all fuck.

Yes ofc in picrel she sure looks very comfortable and having the time of her life! Literal vacation in the Bahamas!

Retard.

>>18426678
cody was a skinny faggot with a lisp who didn't wear kneepads whereas ted dibiase looked like more of a star at the time

>>18426599 (OP)
I COME FROM MONEY
I COME FROM CLASS
THESE LADIES LOVE ME
FOR ALL MY CASH

>>18426746
>believing hollywood slop
LMFAO

>>18426599 (OP)
He shouldn't go to prison because God wanted him to have that money

>>18426629
They get in lesbo relationships with each other. If you refuse to get into a relationship with a girl that has pull she’ll basically bully the fuck out of you until you agree to date her

>>18426678
Cody was a twink in an era that wanted big guys like Cena, Batista, HHH, etc. crazy how Cody was considered small in WWE back then but when he went to the indies the first time he was noticeably bigger than the other guys. Now wrestling is filled with twinks

>>18427059
It's called "gay for the stay"
>she’ll basically bully the fuck out of you until you agree to date her
That's less for dating and more general prison rules where if you act like a bitch people will take advantage of you

QRD?

>>18426639
/thread

>>18427199
Tee Jr embezzled charity money like a piece of shit. Essentially doing some shit his dad would do in a kayfabe storyline.

>>18427059
This is also literally all female team sport locker rooms. Especially ice hockey but generally all of them.

>>18427230
KWAB