Thread 18434697

Alvarez is live on his show burying the FUCK out of Punk

Lmao did he really get worked?

He now has his fans burying the shit out of fragile Phil.

>>18434697 (OP)
>3
He's not wrong.

>>18434697 (OP)
What divorce does to a smark

>>18434697 (OP)
kek based bryan

Punk has never been the most athletic of dudes. Especially now being in his mid 40s

>>18434697 (OP)
chico is talking shit

>>18434721
>>18434729
>>18434749
Hi Andy.

>>18434697 (OP)
>the 49 year old guy looked tired
no shit bro

New hair Chico

>>18434697 (OP)
>>18434720
This is what hogan meant by working yourself into a shoot

Bryan says the match should have gone 17 not 30.
>CM Punk does not need to be going 30 minutes under any circumstances

>>18434797
How do you like this for Michael(Mike)?

>>18434697 (OP)
The more everyone hates Phil, the more contrarian I become and have begun to like him
>makes AEW jeets and troons seethe
>makes redditors convulse and sob
>makes autistic 4chan incels punch holes in walls crying
>makes wrestling "journalists" so mad they contemplate suicide
>fucks your waifus
gigbased chad man punk

>>18434906
Even you aren't buying this horseshit, so I ain't biting.

>>18434942
cope
we're contrarian man phil fans

>>18434814
That is 100% true and I don't know how anyone could disagree.

Sorry, Chico. Maria still ain't gonna fuck you.

>>18434797
Chico with the heel haircut ready to chase Michael (Mike) for the title.

>>18435335
DOWN SINCE

I do think punk got his bell rung on the first power bomb after the knee in the corner attempt but punk has looked old and tired back to his time in Aew

Byran is unironically right, you don't have eyes if you think otherwise.

>>18434697 (OP)
>Smark discovers selling

>>18435813
I'm sure Mr Iguana was selling when he was botching on smackdown

>CM Punk got hurt and looked like an ancient gassed shitter in a pro wrestling match

WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>18434814
No match needs to go longer than 15 minutes. If you can't tell a compelling story in 15 minutes you are in the wrong business.

>>18435825
Holy fuck take your meds bro you don't even know what match we're talking about

Reminder that Phil has made Bryan insecure from day one . He’s always been jealous of his ability to get lots of attention from women and it’s made this shoot midget mald .

lmfaooo. it was just too long, but it was nowhere near as bad. This dude is chimping out.

>>18435778
>wife..

oof.

>>18434697 (OP)
kek this dude is still seething about getting cucked by Punkster years ago

>>18434697 (OP)
Phil sucks, but Alvarez has hated him since Punk fucked his waifu Maria 20 years ago.

>>18434814
>>18435312
This

Chico still keeps an old picture of his ex wife in his studio. Shit is just sad. Nigga needs to move on and start dating ring rats.

>>18435335
This, and he's seething at Punk because Punk did fuck prime Maria. Gosh, not even anons seethe for so long about denied pussy

Punk bros….

>>18435778
Who is his wife? Is she a failed wrestler too?

>>18435302
>6 year old picture

>>18434714
Yes. I just read a bitter loser who that got worked by cm punk, probably not for the first or last time. What a weight to bear, letting a skinny fat guy with a Pepsi tattoo control your mind :O

>>18437120
>IWC rats

>>18438015
Yeah, makes the match sound really retarded when you cut out all of Punk's offense, and Gunther selling the color he got like he was thrown off and never put in that position before.

Bryan is also a bitch who didn't enjoy Daniel Bryan vs Brock Lesnar, since Bryan sold too good and he wasn't sure if he was really hurt or not.

>>18434697 (OP)
>supposed "smart" mark gets worked by basic selling

>>18434749
thank fuck
wrestling is healing