Take the "Easy Mark" pill. It's so much more fun if you "let" them fool you. Of course I knew that Seth's injury was a work, but you got to admit it was a damn good one. They fucked up a PLE match (I still call them PPV's but I'm old school) they leaned so hard into this being real, and god damn it, we can read dirt sheets and watch youtube videos about speculation, but damn it, just let them fool you, its SO much more fun. When seth comes out in the crutches and brace, and Cole says "Oh he's just reminding us he's out there and once he's healed up he'll come for punk" and when seth turns around to leave I bought it, I bought it hook line and sinker, Seth's really hurt, and they're just laying the ground work for him to cash in a few months when he's good

Then he drops the canes, unsnaps the brace, and we get fucking Heist of the Century 2.0.

Dude, we all KNOW this isn't real, we all know everything they tell us is bullshit, just let them lie to you, it's SO much more fun just being shocked,

Take the "Easy Mark" pill

(This is not ironic, I'm being honest, being an Easy mark is so much more fun than fucking over analyzing everything)

>>18435713 (OP)
finner

cm phil was gaped and raped in the sweltering summer of 2025

>>18435713 (OP)
Bro its not about being a mark, it's about watching retarded gay shit for kids.
might as well watch happy gilmore 2 if you want cringe

>>18435713 (OP)
here is the problem, I didn't see either match, because I don't watch gay retards and seff and phil are gay retards. It's a shame they don't put this much energy into someone who is actually dimes and not a gay retard

I like getting worked it's just that these two are ratings poison and I wish Tony took them away

>>18435713 (OP)
My main issue with it is I was actually kind of enjoying RAW with Seth gone and now he's back so it means I won't like the tv show anymore
Bron having to take leadership of the group in the absence of his mentor was more compelling than dragging out the already dry Punk/Seth (Punk/Drew lite, as I call it) feud for... it's hard to say, but knowing Triple H it'll probably be Mania?
I'm just kind of sick of the 40 year olds clogging up the main event scene so no one else can move up the card.

>>18435713 (OP)
Nope. I'm going to keep overanalyzing as I'm right every single time