Thread 18438232

Who made the biggest mistake here?

>>18438232 (OP)
Stacy is hot, but pussy is pussy. They are all largely the same

Eh Prime Clooney could've tripped and fallen into a pile of Staceys pretty much whenever he wanted

>>18438267
He could still do that.

So fucking hot. Stacy's alright too.

>>18438232 (OP)
Prob the whore, if she could blow the batman better he might have stuck around. Now he's banging broads half his age , drunk drive the Tumbler . Stacy only gets shit on by saudis

>>18438232 (OP)
He's shorter than her. I thought that wasn't allowed but he's just fucking prime Stacy in every position while being shorter than her.

>>18438320
it's not like Stacy is having a hard time, she went from Clooney to a famous NFL wide receiver to some rich guy

>>18438328
After fucking through the WCW locker room.

>>18438326
>He's shorter than her.
how big are those shoes she's wearing?

>>18438326
He's not. She is obviously wearing heels. But he is still a manlet.

george clooney goofed up and married a human rights lawyer from Lebanon that looks exactly like him, if he put on a wig.
what a narcissist

>>18438232 (OP)
There are two types of men in this world.
>Demolition men
>Architects

Clooney upgraded. He married a beautiful Lebanese lawyer and human rights activist, which is more impressive than a WCW ring rat.

>>18438608
She looks like a fucked up claymation of Anne Hathaway lol

>>18438244
idk, man. i heard Giulia has a scalloped pussey

>>18438614
Turn your monitor on.

>>18438625
Even with proper grammar you can’t tell me you aren’t Indian.

>>18438572
Clooney is like 5'11 that is above manlet height also Stacy fucked her way to where she is now she hopped on every cock that elevated her status until she finally got a billionaire.

>>18438647
Nah 5”12 is where the cutoff is. He’s a twerp. A twerp! I say this as a 5”11.5 foot tall manlet. If I can be honest with myself then why can’t you be honest about one some weird old actor?

>>18438632
>another schizo bitching about indians
*Sigh* I'm not an Indian, but some men just have a more refined palate capable of appreciating women of other shades aside from 'lily-white'.

>>18438706
Which rule of the internet is it that states “if you bother to argue that you aren’t a pajeet then everyone knows you’re lying”? I think it’s rule 92

>>18438726
I'm not aware of any such rule, but please show me where it is in schizo rulebook.

>>18438726
I wasn't aware of any such rule, but then again, I haven't read your schizophrenic scribblings.

>>18438807
Thank you come again

>>18438821
It's a wonder you can type in your straitjacket. Maybe you've slipped out of it again. Perhaps I should alert the orderlies.

>>18438832
Ok but when are you dropping the price of your buffet back to $9?

>>18438608
female lawyers usually have a control/submissive kink so its very based when you get to fuck one.

He got rid of the gold digging whore. He won.

>>18438841
On her next visit, tell the doctor that the Indian under your bed has started talking back.
>>18438850
You sound like you have some experience in the field.

>>18438878
I don’t believe you could break into my home and make it under my bed without me noticing.

>>18438890
But you aren't at home, anon. You have to get better first.

>>18438910
Correct, I am hungry so I’m out and about. I’m at your restaurant and the buffet is still $12 you bloody bastar, but I can pull up my under the bed cam on my phone.

She’s still butthurt over Clooney dumping her.

>>18438232 (OP)
lel Clooney doesn't need a bimbo in particular because there are tons like her.

In the real world the man can't ever choose because you need to reach a standard so high in terms of looks, money, social status, and social skills to turn the table around. So most people would think he made a bad choice because Stacy was unique and blablabla

But when you reach that impossible high status, there's no unique woman. You can get any kind of woman you want. When the man gets to choose, he realizes all pussies are the same. All tits are the same. Even all faces are the same. There's no need to even work for a pussy because if she gets crabby and leaves, you can easily replace her for another exactly like her. Same tit size. Same legs. There are thousands like her out there. Some of those that, unlike Stacy, don't have any kind of power at all, so they will never say no.

When the man gets to choose, he won life

>>18439120
He could never get me. Fraid not. And I’m very unique.

>>18438608
post bikini shot

>>18438232 (OP)
Obviously her
Your mistake here is that you're comparing yourself to George Clooney.

>>18439232
It looks like a bra and panties cradling a couple dozen potatoes you don’t want that.

>>18438706
This is exactly how poos type.

>>18438850
Usually I'd like to go "nah that's just a fantasy" but personally it's 2 out of 2 so far.

>>18438608
>Clooney upgraded. He married a beautiful Lebanese lawyer and human rights activist
She's against Israel so she's been harassed by US with revoking her passport or other stuff, poor George, but happy that I got to take Stacy from him

>>18438589
her name is anal kwab

>>18438232 (OP)
Stacy already fucked David Flair and Andrew Test Martin before George ever got there.

That would be like if after all his success, George decided to slum it in season 22 of NCIS, then be sad when instead of doing season 23, he went back to headlining box offices hits and winning Oscars.

>>18438232 (OP)
They both look great for their age? Am I missing something here?

>>18440120
They split up and then both married Indian nerds or something.

>>18438232 (OP)
God I wish Stacy was that mean and naughty aunt who insisted on severe bare butt spankings that are our secrets.

>>18438232 (OP)
One of the hottest women of all time, ever, anywhere, not only in wrestling. God tier legs and booty with a very nice face. She aged incredibly well as well.

>>18438232 (OP)
Probably the one who didn't put a babby in Stacy.

Clooney was never gonna marry a rat that David Flair fucked

>>18438232 (OP)
Idk who that is

Do you mean with the breakup? If so, Clooney because he married a woman who cheats on him apparently.

>>18438326
She's wearing heels in those pics but even without heels stacy kiebler is pretty tall

>actual name is Stacy
>is a turbo Stacy irl

Sometimes reality is not frustrating

>>18441016
Why do you think they call them Stacys?

>>18438232 (OP)
You have to realize in the 2000s, George Clooney was cooming in his home to Ruthless Aggression era Stacy on his big screen TV with the big back. He was absolutely never going to stop, EVER, until he repeatedly sodomized her in the first degree.

>>18440549
And that's exactly why you don't marry those ones. The amount of sexual proposals women like that get is infinite. And women are coomers, too.

>>18441034
>And women are coomers, too.
Explain, with pictures if possible.

>>18441044
>pictures if possible.
They're all over the internet riding their false rubber cocks for free. Now that's a Real Coomerican.

>>18441052
@grok is this true

>>18438232 (OP)
this was a PR stunt. clooney is gay. stacey went on to marry some extremely wealthy straight man and has 4 kids. meanwhile clooney hasnt made a movie in years and fails at trying to buy votes

>>18441092
Doesn't sound like a very good PR stunt.

>>18441121
people are still talking about it years later

>>18441162
Yeah but that's only because we want to fuck Stacy.

>>18439232
>>18440549
Amal Clooney is no slouch in the legs department. Amal haters are delusional.

>>18441278
That's not her kek

Amal is based

>>18441327
Forgive me, anon-sama. It appears that Amal is far more modest than I gave her credit for. There are no bikini pics of her anywhere, which is surprising for any woman in this day and age.

>>18441573
Because she is ugly with a troon body, look ad the shoulder hip ratio

>>18441600
>4channer going 3 minutes without thinking about trannies challenge IMPOSSIBLE

>>18441573
>There are no bikini pics of her anywhere
>which is surprising for any woman
her left shin in covered in bumps
>>18441600
>she is ugly with a troon body
clooney is gay so of course she is really a he

>>18442973
What the fuck do her knees have to do with her modesty?

>>18438328
That's not the w you or her think it is.

>>18448472
Kek it really do be like that