>Undisputed WWE Championship, Street Fight: John Cena (c.) vs. Cody Rhodes

>Women's World Championship: Naomi (c.) vs. Iyo Sky vs. Rhea Ripley

>Intercontinental Championship: Dominick Mysterio (c.) vs. AJ Styles

>United States Championship, Steel Cage match: Solo Sikoa (c.) vs. Jacob Fatu

>Women's Intercontinental Championship, No DQ match: Becky Lynch (c.) vs. Lyra Valkyria

>WWE Tag Team Championship, TLC match: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c.) vs. Andrade and Rey Fenix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Saban) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)

>stream: https://shrimpstr%65ams.live/

KWAUAMFBN

i miss when wrestlers had actual titantron videos instead of the same single graphic sliding back and forth across the screen

just popped some za in the oven, what am I in for?

Holy fucking pop, the smackdown tag team division is on fire

Destroy Def Rebel.

How much do upper bowl tickets cost to this
I imagine like 500 dollars
Imagine paying that much to watch this basically on TV

what's up with these no-name teams? The crowd is not into it at all either.

Damn how did Andrade make the crowd even more quite

so who's coming out of the floor

Rey Fennix is over with me bros

calling it
this dogshit ends up being match of the night

#RapeDefRebel

>>18442942
prob because a 6 team match is retarded

>>18442887 (OP)

ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAANNNNIIIIMEEEEE

>>18442912
This
https://youtu.be/NDSCeWycAis?si=nUQLsvtq9MgZXYN5

rey fenix plays the horse girls game

>>18442914
after last night Chez has KWABOTY locked down, right?

>>18442932
>what am I in for?
A pizza

Someone make a real thread before this one gets deleted

this thread is gonna be deleted

WHO DO WE WANT TO WIN
WHO DO WE THINK WILL WIN

Fenix is the only one who got any reaction at all

My husbando better win.

>>18442976
bold of you to assume I removed the plastic

This match will either be kino or a mess, no in between
Hoping for the former based on how good that TLC match on Smackdown was

Remember when Montez had one of the worst Roman matches of all time?
People think he could be a singles star.

>>18442942
I didn't even know Andrade was in a tag team now and I don't even know why

>>18442887 (OP)
>Nobody in this match is over except for the literal tables, ladders and chairs.

>>18442921
Bray wyatt made it work

>TLC with 6 dimeless teams
>Wyatt Sicks are the top dogs

We've hit a real low in the tag division.

Zero pop for Fraxiom kek

>Every single team got 0 pop
lmao nice job HHH and Road Dog

>>18442932
Gargano career ending injury hopefully

Putting together this match must have been a fucking nightmare

kek there's not a single dime in any of those tag team champions
anyways, going to Publix to get more wings and beer
Anyone needs anything?

>>18442988
fraxiom
the wyatts

>He's been saying ANIMAL all this time

>>18442981
new thread that won't be deleted for the linkspam in the OP

man ray phenix is so dimeless

>>18442988
Axiom
Profits

HOWDYGODS

>>18442972
i deserve a horse girl gf

ALL TEAMS GOT SILENCE

WHAT COOL GRAPHICS

AAAAAAA THEY'RE SO SCARY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

>>18443004
or DIY
or street profits
or MCMG
or andrade
fenix got a lil sumtin

>>18442996
time for bumperinos

No reaction for the Sicks. It's like a stable full of jobbers getting jobber reactions or something

How did alexa bliss “break free” from the wyatts?

or did wwe just never address this like usual

>Do you not remember the time that she hid under the desk all night between my legs?

How do you make the tag team division interesting

God the Wyatt six are actually so cringe when you see them in the cold light of day

>>18442982
>>18442979
why would this get deleted?

>doing this in the day
What were they thinking?

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>>18442981
>>18442981
>>18442981
MIGRATE to the thread that won't be deleted for the spam in the OP

This is some goofy Linkin Park ai shit

>>18443042
wasn't addressed

>>18443013
The Smackdown tag division is fucking dire but this match might actually end up being good

>>18443044
hire kenny omega and have him team with aj styles

I like the colours on the suits tbqhfam

I thought this team ded

>>18443044
Put the New Day back on top where they belong

just popped an edible
ready for the cringekino

>the bludgeon bros hammer

Layers to this

this entrance sucks donkey cock outside

>>18442963
i mean, the champions just came out and they look like a bunch of retards, and there's 0 crowd reaction lmao

>die for me brother
A bit literal, no?

>>18442912
Indeed, they use to be an important part of getting across a wrestler's character and aesthetic, just as much as their theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVN3IJ7mFgo

>>18443013
Grab me a case of Natty Ice, thanks

>>18443029
Tag team division is dimeless, they'd have insane spotfest matches that go all over the place, get "this is awesome" chants and then everybody forgets about them

BIG POPS for all of the teams!
Lmao

>>18443053
Fuck off with your thread wars retard
Should've posted it first

>>18443053
how about the janny does their job so there's no choice but to move

its even goofier in the daylight

>>18443044
fire half the tag teams, and supplement the division with singles competitors teaming up to work feuds (like charles and alexa)

They've been around for like 2 months. How do you make a haunted house off of them?

MCMG are what I would have made as 2k CAWs as a kid

This feels like crap. Aren't I supposed to be more excited, even if I'm not a big WWE fan?

Why do they hate Nikki so much?

>>18443042
was never addressed at all

e drones like to ignore this

>Fenix got the most pop out of all teams
What do we make out of this?

A lot of bodies in the ring at once

LET'S GET THIS SHIT
LET'S GET THIS SHIT
LET'S GET THIS SHIT
LET'S GET THIS SHIT

I am glad Wyatt's will retain

>>18443042
She didn't, that's why she still has the doll

>>18443106
Someone's getting absolutely kwabbed

>>18443067
kek same and it's about to kick in at any minute now, hopefully I don't wake up in the hospital tomorrow... or in jail

>>18443106
It’s very cool

>>18443106
Has there ever been so many people and so few dimes in the ring at the same time?

Lmao everyone in the crowd getting up and leaving

>>18443044
You don't. Tag wrestling sucks.

>>18443095
quirky chungus

>>18443127
Any AEW battle royale

>>18443106
A lot of bodies, a lot of furniture, and not a single dime

>>18443117
>Bo Dallas isn't a main eventer

still hurts

>>18442887 (OP)
Casual fan: holy cow who are these creepy horror movie villains in the masks?!- oh wait they’re just regular jobbers

Should there be a sticky?

>>18442887 (OP)
Fuck Vince

>>18443095
They're run by FOOLS

>>18443093
You were an unimaginative child

>cult leader Gacy mentioned
SCHISM LIVES

>>18443140
bo dallas is dimeless

>>18443115
kek

Bros I gotta come clean. Nikki Cross turns me on

Andrade titantron with the naked demon distracts me, it's the big nipples pointing ar your face.

>>18443150
Holy shit Nikki looks like that?
And they have her wearing a shitty fucking nightgown?

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>>18443067
>>18443124
I can down 7 painkillers, but I job to 50mg edibles every time.

>>18443044
Actually write the tag teams like real people who hang out with each other outside of the show instead of just two guys wrestling together to fill up tv time- the best tag teams aren’t even remembered cause of their matches

Why black man doing monkey chants

>>18442887 (OP)
Why do they even bother having a difference between ladder and talc matches? People can just bring out tables and chairs during ladders matches.

>they missed the fucking ladder

We here at WWE want to celebrate the 25th anniversary of TLC by saying Thank You Hardys, Thank You Dudleys, and that's it, absolutely no one else. Now enjoy this 12 man slop.

Nothing kills the momentum more and redoing a botched spot

>>18443172
>one of the few women on the roster that actually looks like a woman
nothing to worry about, anon

>>18443164
He was over as hell during his undefeated streak

>>18442960
based

>>18443164
I knew it was over for Bo after picrel. He has zero presence

>>18442887 (OP)
is this the deletion thread?

They’re all legal.

>>18443176
Always been that way.

So no Nikki?

>>18443195
Because of muh heckin branding n shieet

>>18443214
giwtwm

There are holes in the tables.

>>18443042
Don't ruin that she will become the Next Fiend in 2026

The Dudleys and Hardys are gonna get involved are they

when did tag team wrestling become this dimeless?

MONTEZZZ


GET THE SLIM JIMS

>>18443095
Yes ma'am

>>18443195
Someome correct me if I’m wrong but I believe the original stipulation was just some stupid tagline Edge and Christian added because they’re douchebags and it just stuck around as a symbol of extreme stakes- basically hell in a cell for the tag team division

>>18443209
yes

>>18443233
Always has been

>>18443208
His NXT title reign as a corny babyface who doesn't know he's a heel was his peak, he knew how to be precisely lame in the funniest ways.

>>18443235
Bit racial innit

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows just saying

ALL THE SLIM JIMS ARE HERE

>>18443233
How old is wrestling?

>latino wrestler
>have to do 3 Amigos, frog splash, or some other Eddie spot

As a Latino, I’m getting tired of this meme

>>18443150
Do they still have fetish sites with indie girls wrestling?

I remember on Hot Ones some years ago Sean Evans cluelessly asked Sasha Banks about some of those shoots not seeming to realize that he was effectively outing her for having done fetish content and she tried to no sell the question

>>18443176
She's always been Thikki Nikki. Fat ass and thighs and a fine handful of tits.

>>18443214
bros this webm gave me the singular stiffest erection ive ever experienced in my life.

im talking PAINFULLY erect. like i feel a heartbeat in my mushroom tip

>>18443195
Tables - Dudley Boyz
Ladders - Hardy Boys
Chairs - Edge and Christian

what a cluster f

>>18443150

God Naomi fucking sucks

>rey fenix

Frazer kwabbed

I don’t care about any of these people and everything they do looks generic and inauthentic

>Mexishitters pay tribute to Eddie
Cringe

God fucking damn I hate peacock pausing my stream to ask if I’m watching im so angry

>>18443258
sacrifice a few on top of a pyramid to relieve stress

whats the difference of a TLC match and a ladder match? arent they both legal to use other weapons for those stipulation?

>>18443201
Based reassuring anon

Nathan Frazier is a Lataffa dupe of Ospreay. Significantly cheaper but 94% as good.

>>18443287
are you?

Lumis just killed Ford

>>18443245
not true, there was at least like a 5 year period between 99-2004 when it was good

>>18443258
Me too.

>>18443258
Well you haven’t had anyone entertaining since Eddie so do better

i will always pop for a gargano spot

aew fan here

good sequence

Join our based 4chan stream.
No faggot jannies.

BAH GAWD

>>18443297
IM BOW TEN SECONDS BEHIND WHEN I PAID TO WATCH A LIVE SHOW I AM PISSED

>>18443258
outside of dom no one should be doing eddies moves, since he is actually close with them irl

>>18442912
WWE is pure fucking soulless corporate design-by-committee slop. What's new?

WOW!!!!

>>18443242
Originally the idea was tables were the Dudleys' thing, and ladders were the Hardyz' thing (even though E&C actually won pretty much all those ladder matches), so E&C made chairs their thing and started doing the con-chair-to, then they combined them to make TLC.

Really the Triangle Ladder Match from WM 2000 was the first TLC, they were all in there, they just didn't have the official name til the first one at Summerslam.

KWASS

i forgot axiom was even in this match

>women getting into the man's match

WOmen really hate men having their own match

>>18443258
indio

What’s the story?

>Carrie wannabe
Why bury her?

Did Wade just call Nikki a troon?