>>18447268 (OP)Johnathan Cenathan.
>cody lands a punch
>booo
>cena lands a punch
>yaaaay
FuckinG SMARKS
wtf are these new gay tables?
CENA IS THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT
Finisher spam everywhere. Now we need Cody to do an F-5 to cena
Why didn't they have a match like this at mania
Lol why do they always mess with the spanish table?
still laughing at zombie hogan at gorilla lmao
>street fight
>have to pin in the ring
how does that make any sense
Why is Jhon wrestling like a heel when he turned monster face on Friday?
>>18447297That's Stone Cold zoomzoom
>>18447268 (OP)>its been 20 years and Cena still sells more for his submission than the person in it
This is the hogan vs rock of our generation
ETHAN RALPH SPOTTED AT CATERING
GUYS USADA PEKORA IS BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW! I REPEAT USADA PEKORA IS BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW!!!
THE MIAMI MARLINS ARE BACKSTAGE
>>18447321Street Fights are not Falls Count Anywhere
Travis Scott isn't coming back guys
THE PORTUGUESE MAN OF WAR ALDO MONTOYA SPOTTER BACKSTAGE
great crowd is definitely helping here
ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEL RIOOOO
SICKO MODE
TRAVIS SCOTT IS HERE
HOLY FUCK HOGAN IS BACKSTAGE
HIS DEATH WAS A WORK
HE'S GOING TO PIN CENA
>>18447328KILLSTREAM BABY
BIG MATCH JOHN is truly the GOAT
BOSTON RED SOX REPORTED BACKSTAGE
BIG PAPI WILL SAVE THE HOMETOWN HERO CENA AND CAUSE NUCLEAR HEAT AT METLIFE
>Cena actually working
Fucking finally after all the snoozers
CODY GOT HIM IN POSITION FOR A CODY
BAH GAWD CODY HIT HIM WITH THE CODY
>>18447314Tis tradition I'm afraid
Cena doesn't give a shit lmao, he's just having fun
>>18447290yes, all 50k people are smarks. retard.
just seen kobe bryant backstage on some real mamba mentality shi
Still waiting for the swerve with Cena, there's just no fucking way his turn back to face was that lazy
>>18447327>ourHogan vs Rock was my generation
HOLY FUCK
BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
>BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
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BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
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BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
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BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
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BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
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GASTER WINGDINGS HAS BEEN SPOTT3D BACKSTAGE
HE WILL RESET THE MATCH IF CODY WINS
Based big match John getting a final 5 star match
>sets him up for the Cody
>hits the Cody
>itโs not enough
>>18447325thats lou thesz you damn millenial
>>18447328I COMING FUR UUUU MEDICARE!!!!!!!
CODY RHODES SPOTTED BACKSTAGE WTF
lol how far behind are your streams? The Rock is walking down the ramp right now
DOUG WALKER SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
Another 14 hour shift tomorrow.
NEW-NEW-NEW-NEW WORLD ORDER
YOU CANNOT TELL ME CENA RETIRES AT A FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT NO FUCKING WAY
HE CAN GO UNTIL 2030
Stop making faggot ops ffs
LEG DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE
>>18447358good LORD youd need at least 4 inches just to get past that prime latina cheek meat
You can tell they're trying to make up for the Mania stinker. Good on them
>>18447388Kek, I have to pee
THIS IS KINO
THE ROCK IS COMING OUT IN THE END
>Cena doing flippy shit
Jesus christ, where was this booking at mania
holy shit that legdrop was nasty
ADOLF HITLER *CLAP CLAP CLAP* ADOLF HITLER *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
*sexy Jazz instrumental*
Hello Ladies
OH NO
THE SLIM JIM TABLE
BAH GAWD
MATCH OF THE FUCKING YEAR
>>18447391Get some cigarettes and a white monster
HULK HOGAN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
The way these guys transition from spot to spot looks so bad and contrived, especially cena
>big spots and finisher spam for the title
this is what we love to see
>>18447358goddamn fat women are so disgusting
That was a fucking brutal leg drop
>>18447395Every wrestler eventually comes back from retirement
He needs to pull an Umaga and choke him out with the ropes
>>18447395Every wrestling match is like one less week off your life.
the ads looks so gay and messsy
what happened to cena's bald spot
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM OH YEAH
NOT THE SLIM JIM TABLE OH MY GAWDDDD
do finishing moves ever finish matches anymore
LOOK AT THIS HANG TIME
PUNK YOU SUCKER
YOU WERE NEVER THE BEST IN THE WORLD
WE ARE WITNESSING THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS OF ALL TIME
BISCUITS AND GRAVY
MADE ME A MAN
>tables have ads now
fuck my life
HOLY SHIT THE BURGER KING IS BACKSTAGE
HE IS GONNA HAVE IT THEIR WAY
>UUUUUUHHHAAAAAAAOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHAT A RUSH
>guitar riff
JIMMY WANG YANG HAS BEEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
BAH GAWD NOT THE SLIM JIM TABLE
BRAY WYATT SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
THE MIAMI MARLINS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
BRAY WYATT SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
BURN IT DOWN (the table, i mean)
>>18447438Based Kobashi style top rope leg drop
This legitimately might be some of John best work
His facial expressions are fucking amazing during this match.
the right gay at the right time
>>18447437Three of today's matches did not end via finisher
>star spangled banner starts playing
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GEORGE WASHINGTON IS HERE
IS THAT!???? MARISSA KIRISAME IS BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW!?
I unironically bought slim Jim's to snack on for the weekend
Cena is working his ass off.
OWEN HART SPOTTED IN GORILLA
SLIM JIM USO SPOTTED IN GORILLA
>>18447443The rings and turn buckles did do it for you
He almost broke the table with his hands Looo
HE THREW WATER ON HIM
IT'S SERIOUS NOW
MISAWA SPOTTED BACKSTAGE WRESTLING WITH HULK HOGAN
Watching with a friend
He said this stuff was fake and gay
I shoot hit him with two AAs and locked him in an STF
You don't talk that shat in my fucking house. He's out COLD.
Would punk be getting booed against face cena?
>OH MY GODโฆ COULD IT BE?!?!?
>BISCUITS AND GRAAAVY
They have been spamming heavy moves all match long and non of them have spent significant time on the floor like John just getting up after a piledriver.
Come on guys, respect the moves and try a lil harder to sell
i would never be able to be a wrestler there is NO WAY i would be able to remember all this shit and a half hour of spots
This spotfest is dragging
NO CHANCE THATS WHAT YOU GOT.....PUPPETS!
lol that girl at the start was legit scared
Jokes aside Kevin Owens or maybe even Brock are going to interfere.
arm slim jims a good source of protein?
THE DEATH RIDERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE ARENA
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Slim Jim's aren't even the best meat stick in the market anymore
stop spamming the same unfunny shit over and over you twitchchat faggots
I do hate the big slim jim stickers on the tables
THE SOLDIERS THAT RAPED ASHLEY MASSARO SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
First cena match? I still remember the cena vs brock finisher spam match.
CODY JUST THREW AEW AT CENA
CHIMMY CHANGA SPOTTED IN GORILLA
>>18447479HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AND TOM BRADY ARE ON BACKSTAGE
Women shouldn't be allowed in the crowd
RICK FLAIR SPOTTED BACK STAGE
CORA JADE IS IN GORILLA SHOWING A TASTEFUL AMOUNT OF ASSHOLE
>AEW trannies flooding the thread with gorilla and backstage shit
just rangeban EU
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN
CHECKOVS GUN WATCH THE TABLE
CHEKOVS GUN
TABLE IS CHEKOVS GUN
lmao heel cena was such a mistake
How the fuck was their mania match so bad? This is GOATed
>>18447465classic and solid snack
>>18447494it's the shrimpfag doing it
>>18447494yea who's faggot tranny discord is spamming this shit fuck off already
THERE'S NOOOOOOO HOLDING ME BAAAAAAACK
I'M NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR I'M JUST DRIVEN BY ANGER
>>18447493>5g of proteinpeople think this is a lot...?????
Watch this match end with a low blow and then cena goes for the pin and wins like that
>>18447481Nope. Punk is the only true too face they have
>We were robbed of 7 months of face Cena kino
>that green haired pixie chick
bros...
TONY KHAN BACKSTAGE
HE'S RUNING IN
R truth has to be involved
I cant believe this match is actually good. What the fuck was that mania match
>tfw this is actually a fake fight and the outcome doesn't matter
oh my god the barrier hit cody right in the palms!
i told u guys they were pissed at how the mania match turned out so they would go crazy in this
>>18447484I have mad respect for all artists. I'm amazed at people that can memorize lines, or music, or dance steps. Same thing for rasslers, can't believe all the spots they have to remember.
>>18447490Unironically yes for the most part
>>18447528TKO produced garbage
INSIDER HERE MICKEY MOUSE JUST SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>>18447493Jack's slim jim-like is weird. It doesn't have the snappy dryness Jim's do. Jack needs to stick to jerky and those other meat stick things
>>18447528Cenas a shit heel
man this is the kind of shit I wanted to see on PPVs as a kid but we couldn't afford them
loving this one bros
It's always kino when they take the fight to the crowd/backstage
>>18447531Something I hate about modern WWE is that things like that barricade spot are clearly "taught" or trained. It doesn't look authentic at all.
>>18447526BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON
>all that empty space that could have been seating
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUMMERSLAM FLOPPED
Why doesn't Cena get a tan?
How much money does teh WWE have to pay breaking all the stadium's items?
???? this dumb ass shit lmao
they're gonna have gay sex in there
>>18447508AEW trannies also caring about spot fest no sell finisher spamming all of a sudden.
I guess its a good match.
CODY SET UP A TABLE IN THE RING. THIS WILL COME INTO PLAY LATER.
SCREENSHOT THIS.
>>18447544>but we couldn't afford themkwab
VINCE WAS JUST SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>>18447494kwab you made them stop
>>18447490you get $250,000 for managing a buc-ee's
WHAT
CODYVATOR KINO KINO BRAVO LEE FITTING
>>18447544this pales in comparison to the old ppvs anon. go watch summerslam 2002
>>18447549They're making out
That was the most kino thing I may have ever seen
>fighting in the Codyvater
kek
Cena aura farming now there's no way
HOLY
MOTHER
FUCKING
KINO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kino they was smoking blunts down there
AURA
FUCKING
AURA
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
COLONEL H. SANDERS SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
CENA CONFIRMED FOR THE GOAT
lol thatโs fucking goofy
>>18447551He had skin cancer. No more tanning for him.
THE QUEENDOM
WHERE THE KINGS BOW DOWN
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD
>that slow ass elevator
kek triple h thought that would be epic
why not AA him off the stage though
this is reminding me of Cena vs edge at backlash
Match of the fucking year.
THAT WAS KINO AS FUCK
HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FINISHER
THIS MATCH IS FINISHED
Ok we all know they specially did the elevator spot for WWE2K26
>>18447575some day, I'm still working through old ecw
Cena corpsed because he knew that shot was kino. Great FU.
>cody is dead for 5 minutes for john to go up the slow elevator, walk forward, and hit his finisher
this match so ASSSSSS
>>18447603I thought that was a work
STAND BACK!!!!! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!!!!
Whoever came up with the elevator spot needs a raise lol
>>18447619kek what a snap
[stone cold glass breaking]
>>18447629Still need at least 5 more move spam
This shit is a anime scene match
>>18447616yeah way too slow lol
>>18447551He had a real skin cancer scare from how much he tanned and was in the sun growing up. He's probably got a fear of prolonged sun exposure these days.
Don't falls count anywhere in a street fight?
You can't get pinned outside the ring in a Street Fight?
>>18447636this anon called it
Would've been cool if he tossed Cody into the audience and told them to crowdsurf him back to ringside
the burial of the AA as a finishing move is crazy
>>18447626ABSOLUTE CINEMA
THANK YOU CENA
THERE'S NO WAY THEY TOP THIS SHIT
KEVIN NASH AND 13 NEGROID GENTLEMEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
Unless they fuxk it up this easily clears Hangman vs Moxley
My butthole puckers at every false finish, I'm going to shit myself
>>18447650Even Kinnikuman wasn't this overbooked.
>>18447510this nigga called it
This move sucks it don't beat nobody
Crossrhodes is such a weak ass finisher
That spot was retarded. How did he have Cody up on his shoulders for so long without Cody doing anything about it?
Cena can't take the Crossroads to save his life
>>18447654Looks we got a wrestling nerd over here
Maybe consult the manual you dork.
>>18447666>thinking about AEW during the main event you're an actual edrone
JESUS CHRIST IS BACKSTAGE
>rhodes vs cena is dimes
this makes me happy
Lights go out
Techo music starts to play
Spot Light
>>18447669Your butthole will be stronger after this.
cena
md5: 1151fd3ae3b7ff934315613b0017eaec
๐
Kino
This is a real WM main event tier match.
Good for you SummerSlam.
Having this be the night two main event helps solidify the two night thing.
>>18447677THAT MOVE DON'T BEAT NOBODY
How many finishers we up to now, good lord.
R-TRUTH JUST TURNED HEEL ON CODY
How the fuck does cross rhodes even shoot damage the opponent? Cody takes the fucking bump.
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
this is basically an ironman match
chair headshot? in 2025? on wwe?
what the hell
>Still missing a Stardust taunt
C'mon just one more spot
>>18447510chekov's backstage i saw him
The crowd is deader than Hogan, please end this already
>>18447661Cameraman standing there ruined the shot tbqh
>>18447679>what is faking
>>18447677Canon weakest move in WWE. He always need 3 consecutive to win
>Hey John, did you ever hear about what happened to X-Pac?
Are we getting some interferences
So how's this gonna end, what's gonna be the shenanigans, the rock, a celebrity, a debut?
CODY LOOKS LIKE BONNIE BLUE
>>18447695Itโs a shitty way to deliver a cutter
This is Austin vs Triple H at Survivor Series 2000
>>18447726non faggot edition
>>18447626Shades of AAA are starting to creep on the main roster
MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 7
7/11 BITCH
Really should have been calling it the F-U during his heel run.
THE SEVEN ELEVEN TURNBUCKLE!
>>18447716honestly, they should
no one likes this man
don't do a forced hero like they fucked roman for years
>>18447671Wait til Season 3, it was greenlit
Cross Rhodes sucks so hard... just do a Cody Cutter.
FUCK YOU SLOW COUNTING REF
>>18447756We got STFU back that's as much as it was ever gonna be
Fuck I really did forget Cena came back with the FU for Brock at the very beginning
Man, this is gonna be a stellar ending for Cena