Thread 18447268

Match of the weekend

I'M HARD

I'm a gay faggot

1st for FEIN

>>18447268 (OP)
Johnathan Cenathan.

>cody lands a punch
>booo
>cena lands a punch
>yaaaay
FuckinG SMARKS

wtf are these new gay tables?

FUCKING BASED MATCH

>>18447268 (OP)
KINO MATCH

CENA IS THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT

HERE COMES THE MONEY!

Finisher spam everywhere. Now we need Cody to do an F-5 to cena

Good match

FEIN FEIN FEIN

>>18447268 (OP)
Fuck Cody

Why didn't they have a match like this at mania

Lol why do they always mess with the spanish table?

still laughing at zombie hogan at gorilla lmao

>street fight
>have to pin in the ring
how does that make any sense

Why is Jhon wrestling like a heel when he turned monster face on Friday?

>>18447297
That's Stone Cold zoomzoom

>>18447268 (OP)
>its been 20 years and Cena still sells more for his submission than the person in it

This is the hogan vs rock of our generation

ETHAN RALPH SPOTTED AT CATERING

>>18447286
2nd for fein

GUYS USADA PEKORA IS BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW! I REPEAT USADA PEKORA IS BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

THE MIAMI MARLINS ARE BACKSTAGE

>>18447321
Street Fights are not Falls Count Anywhere

Travis Scott isn't coming back guys

THE PORTUGUESE MAN OF WAR ALDO MONTOYA SPOTTER BACKSTAGE

great crowd is definitely helping here

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEL RIOOOO

SICKO MODE
TRAVIS SCOTT IS HERE

HOLY FUCK HOGAN IS BACKSTAGE


HIS DEATH WAS A WORK


HE'S GOING TO PIN CENA

BIG KINO JOHN

>>18447328
KILLSTREAM BABY

time for the run-ins

BIG MATCH JOHN is truly the GOAT

LOLCENAWINS

BOSTON RED SOX REPORTED BACKSTAGE
BIG PAPI WILL SAVE THE HOMETOWN HERO CENA AND CAUSE NUCLEAR HEAT AT METLIFE

>>18447328
Felted

>Cena actually working
Fucking finally after all the snoozers

>>18447338
I would pop

CODY GOT HIM IN POSITION FOR A CODY

BAH GAWD CODY HIT HIM WITH THE CODY

>>18447314
Tis tradition I'm afraid

KEVIN NASH?

Cena doesn't give a shit lmao, he's just having fun

>>18447290
yes, all 50k people are smarks. retard.

just seen kobe bryant backstage on some real mamba mentality shi

BIG MATCH JOHN

Still waiting for the swerve with Cena, there's just no fucking way his turn back to face was that lazy

Move spam match

>>18447327
>our
Hogan vs Rock was my generation

HOLY FUCK
BIG MATCH JOHN MENTIONED
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DRUMSTICK CREW WHERE?!

GASTER WINGDINGS HAS BEEN SPOTT3D BACKSTAGE
HE WILL RESET THE MATCH IF CODY WINS

Based big match John getting a final 5 star match

>sets him up for the Cody
>hits the Cody
>it’s not enough

>>18447325
thats lou thesz you damn millenial

>>18447328
I COMING FUR UUUU MEDICARE!!!!!!!

BIG MATCH JOHN

RIGGITY ROW IS BACKSTAGE

CODY RHODES SPOTTED BACKSTAGE WTF

lol how far behind are your streams? The Rock is walking down the ramp right now

DOUG WALKER SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

KINOOOOOO

I have to poop

>>18447268 (OP)
Gay sex lol

Another 14 hour shift tomorrow.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN

NEW-NEW-NEW-NEW WORLD ORDER

YOU CANNOT TELL ME CENA RETIRES AT A FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT NO FUCKING WAY

HE CAN GO UNTIL 2030

Stop making faggot ops ffs

LEG DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE

>>18447358
good LORD youd need at least 4 inches just to get past that prime latina cheek meat

You can tell they're trying to make up for the Mania stinker. Good on them

>>18447388
Kek, I have to pee

THIS IS KINO

THE ROCK IS COMING OUT IN THE END

BATISTA HAS BEEN SPOTTED

Cena's so fucking funny

>Cena doing flippy shit
Jesus christ, where was this booking at mania

holy shit that legdrop was nasty

ADOLF HITLER *CLAP CLAP CLAP* ADOLF HITLER *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

THE SLIM JIM TABLE

*sexy Jazz instrumental*
Hello Ladies

OH NO
THE SLIM JIM TABLE
BAH GAWD

MATCH OF THE FUCKING YEAR

>>18447391
Get some cigarettes and a white monster

Fuck "finisher" spam.

HULK HOGAN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

kino

The way these guys transition from spot to spot looks so bad and contrived, especially cena

>big spots and finisher spam for the title
this is what we love to see

>>18447358
goddamn fat women are so disgusting

That was a fucking brutal leg drop

>>18447395
Every wrestler eventually comes back from retirement

He needs to pull an Umaga and choke him out with the ropes

>>18447409
kek

>>18447395
Every wrestling match is like one less week off your life.

the ads looks so gay and messsy

what happened to cena's bald spot

SLIM JIM TABLE!!!!

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM OH YEAH

HORNSWAGGLE

NOT THE SLIM JIM TABLE OH MY GAWDDDD

do finishing moves ever finish matches anymore

LOOK AT THIS HANG TIME

PUNK YOU SUCKER

YOU WERE NEVER THE BEST IN THE WORLD

WE ARE WITNESSING THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS OF ALL TIME

>>18447388
>>18447401
I have to sleep >:(

BISCUITS AND GRAVY
MADE ME A MAN

I'M AN ASS MAN!

money well spent

>tables have ads now

fuck my life

HOLY SHIT THE BURGER KING IS BACKSTAGE
HE IS GONNA HAVE IT THEIR WAY

THE SLIM JIM TABLE

>UUUUUUHHHAAAAAAAOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHAT A RUSH
>guitar riff

JIMMY WANG YANG HAS BEEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

BAH GAWD NOT THE SLIM JIM TABLE

BRAY WYATT SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

THE MIAMI MARLINS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

BRAY WYATT SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

BURN IT DOWN (the table, i mean)

>>18447438
Based Kobashi style top rope leg drop

This legitimately might be some of John best work
His facial expressions are fucking amazing during this match.

the right gay at the right time

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT

>>18447437
Three of today's matches did not end via finisher

HULK HOGAN IS BACK STAGE

>star spangled banner starts playing
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GEORGE WASHINGTON IS HERE

IS THAT!???? MARISSA KIRISAME IS BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW!?

SAVE_US.ROCK

I unironically bought slim Jim's to snack on for the weekend

Cena is working his ass off.

OWEN HART SPOTTED IN GORILLA

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

SLIM JIM USO SPOTTED IN GORILLA

>>18447443
The rings and turn buckles did do it for you

He almost broke the table with his hands Looo

HE THREW WATER ON HIM
IT'S SERIOUS NOW

MISAWA SPOTTED BACKSTAGE WRESTLING WITH HULK HOGAN

Watching with a friend
He said this stuff was fake and gay
I shoot hit him with two AAs and locked him in an STF
You don't talk that shat in my fucking house. He's out COLD.

ITS ME
ITS ME
ITS

Would punk be getting booed against face cena?

>OH MY GOD… COULD IT BE?!?!?
>BISCUITS AND GRAAAVY

They have been spamming heavy moves all match long and non of them have spent significant time on the floor like John just getting up after a piledriver.
Come on guys, respect the moves and try a lil harder to sell

i would never be able to be a wrestler there is NO WAY i would be able to remember all this shit and a half hour of spots

This spotfest is dragging

SAY IT TO MY FACE

NO CHANCE THATS WHAT YOU GOT.....PUPPETS!

lol that girl at the start was legit scared

Jokes aside Kevin Owens or maybe even Brock are going to interfere.

arm slim jims a good source of protein?

THE DEATH RIDERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN THE ARENA

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Slim Jim's aren't even the best meat stick in the market anymore

stop spamming the same unfunny shit over and over you twitchchat faggots

I do hate the big slim jim stickers on the tables

THE SOLDIERS THAT RAPED ASHLEY MASSARO SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

First cena match? I still remember the cena vs brock finisher spam match.

CODY JUST THREW AEW AT CENA

CHIMMY CHANGA SPOTTED IN GORILLA

>>18447479
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

>>18447481
There's no way

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AND TOM BRADY ARE ON BACKSTAGE

>>18447465
I’m sorry

Women shouldn't be allowed in the crowd

RICK FLAIR SPOTTED BACK STAGE

CORA JADE IS IN GORILLA SHOWING A TASTEFUL AMOUNT OF ASSHOLE

>AEW trannies flooding the thread with gorilla and backstage shit
just rangeban EU

FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN

CHECKOVS GUN WATCH THE TABLE


CHEKOVS GUN


TABLE IS CHEKOVS GUN

lmao heel cena was such a mistake

How the fuck was their mania match so bad? This is GOATed

>>18447465
classic and solid snack

>>18447494
it's the shrimpfag doing it

>>18447494
yea who's faggot tranny discord is spamming this shit fuck off already

THERE'S NOOOOOOO HOLDING ME BAAAAAAACK
I'M NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR I'M JUST DRIVEN BY ANGER

>>18447493
>5g of protein
people think this is a lot...?????

Watch this match end with a low blow and then cena goes for the pin and wins like that

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA

>>18447481
Nope. Punk is the only true too face they have

excellent match so far

>that green haired pixie chick

bros...

TONY KHAN BACKSTAGE
HE'S RUNING IN

R truth has to be involved

I cant believe this match is actually good. What the fuck was that mania match

oh my god the barrier hit cody right in the palms!

M I A M I
A
R
L
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>>18447518
tards do

i told u guys they were pissed at how the mania match turned out so they would go crazy in this

>>18447484
I have mad respect for all artists. I'm amazed at people that can memorize lines, or music, or dance steps. Same thing for rasslers, can't believe all the spots they have to remember.

>>18447490
Unironically yes for the most part

>>18447528
TKO produced garbage

INSIDER HERE MICKEY MOUSE JUST SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

>>18447493
Jack's slim jim-like is weird. It doesn't have the snappy dryness Jim's do. Jack needs to stick to jerky and those other meat stick things

>>18447528
Cenas a shit heel

*glass shatters*

man this is the kind of shit I wanted to see on PPVs as a kid but we couldn't afford them
loving this one bros

It's always kino when they take the fight to the crowd/backstage

>>18447531
Something I hate about modern WWE is that things like that barricade spot are clearly "taught" or trained. It doesn't look authentic at all.

>>18447526
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON

W-WHERE DID THEY GO???

>all that empty space that could have been seating

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUMMERSLAM FLOPPED

Why doesn't Cena get a tan?

FEIN when

How much money does teh WWE have to pay breaking all the stadium's items?

???? this dumb ass shit lmao

they're gonna have gay sex in there

>>18447508
AEW trannies also caring about spot fest no sell finisher spamming all of a sudden.

I guess its a good match.

CODY SET UP A TABLE IN THE RING. THIS WILL COME INTO PLAY LATER.


SCREENSHOT THIS.

HOLY KINO

>>18447544
>but we couldn't afford them
kwab

VINCE WAS JUST SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

>>18447437
in AEW they do

KINO

KINO

LMAO

>>18447494
kwab you made them stop

>>18447490
you get $250,000 for managing a buc-ee's

WHAT

KINO SHOT

LYNCHIAN

CODYVATOR KINO KINO BRAVO LEE FITTING

>>18447544
this pales in comparison to the old ppvs anon. go watch summerslam 2002

KINO

KEK BASED SPOT

KINO

AAAHAHAHAHS

KINOOOOOOOO

K I N O
I
N
O

KINO

>>18447549
They're making out

That was the most kino thing I may have ever seen

>fighting in the Codyvater
kek

THE CODYVATOR

DIMES

Cena aura farming now there's no way

KINO

>>18447560
Obviously lmao

HOLY

MOTHER

FUCKING

KINO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kino they was smoking blunts down there

AURA
FUCKING
AURA
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

KINO
I
N
O

COLONEL H. SANDERS SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

CENA CONFIRMED FOR THE GOAT

lol that’s fucking goofy

>codyvator spot
Kino

>>18447551
He had skin cancer. No more tanning for him.

THE QUEENDOM
WHERE THE KINGS BOW DOWN

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD

KINO.

IT'S GANGREL

Okay that was kino

KINOTOGRAPHY

>>18447573
popped me

bravo paul

This is silly

BASED

absolute cinema

>that slow ass elevator
kek triple h thought that would be epic

BENOIT SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

KEK THIS IS RETARDED

LYNCHIAN KINO

why not AA him off the stage though

KINO.

this is reminding me of Cena vs edge at backlash

Match of the fucking year.

THAT WAS KINO AS FUCK

HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

FINISHER
THIS MATCH IS FINISHED

Ok we all know they specially did the elevator spot for WWE2K26

that was wack

>>18447575
some day, I'm still working through old ecw

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING KINO

Cena corpsed because he knew that shot was kino. Great FU.

>cody is dead for 5 minutes for john to go up the slow elevator, walk forward, and hit his finisher
this match so ASSSSSS

SHINO

>>18447603
I thought that was a work

Absolute cinema

STAND BACK!!!!! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!!!!

AURA FARMING

Whoever came up with the elevator spot needs a raise lol

CM Punk could never

>>18447619
Not funny!

>>18447619
kek what a snap

[stone cold glass breaking]

>>18447629
Still need at least 5 more move spam

This shit is a anime scene match

>>18447616
yeah way too slow lol

>>18447551
He had a real skin cancer scare from how much he tanned and was in the sun growing up. He's probably got a fear of prolonged sun exposure these days.

Don't falls count anywhere in a street fight?

You can't get pinned outside the ring in a Street Fight?

IF YOU SMELL

>>18447636
this anon called it

Would've been cool if he tossed Cody into the audience and told them to crowdsurf him back to ringside

the burial of the AA as a finishing move is crazy

>>18447626
ABSOLUTE CINEMA

THANK YOU CENA

THERE'S NO WAY THEY TOP THIS SHIT

KEVIN NASH AND 13 NEGROID GENTLEMEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

>>18447643
Michael Hayes

CENAWINSLOL

>>18447654
no

Unless they fuxk it up this easily clears Hangman vs Moxley

My butthole puckers at every false finish, I'm going to shit myself

>>18447650
Even Kinnikuman wasn't this overbooked.

FEED ME MORE

>>18447510
this nigga called it

>>18447654
never have

This move sucks it don't beat nobody

Crossrhodes is such a weak ass finisher

kino. KINO.

That spot was retarded. How did he have Cody up on his shoulders for so long without Cody doing anything about it?

FEIN

Cena can't take the Crossroads to save his life

>>18447654
Looks we got a wrestling nerd over here
Maybe consult the manual you dork.

>>18447666
>thinking about AEW during the main event
you're an actual edrone

JESUS CHRIST IS BACKSTAGE

>rhodes vs cena is dimes
this makes me happy

Lights go out
Techo music starts to play
Spot Light

>>18447669
Your butthole will be stronger after this.

Kino

This is a real WM main event tier match.
Good for you SummerSlam.
Having this be the night two main event helps solidify the two night thing.

>>18447677
THAT MOVE DON'T BEAT NOBODY

Yeah Cody's boutta turn

How many finishers we up to now, good lord.

R-TRUTH JUST TURNED HEEL ON CODY

How the fuck does cross rhodes even shoot damage the opponent? Cody takes the fucking bump.

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

this is basically an ironman match

chair headshot? in 2025? on wwe?
what the hell

>Still missing a Stardust taunt
C'mon just one more spot

>>18447510
chekov's backstage i saw him

HEEL TURN

The crowd is deader than Hogan, please end this already

CODY'S INSANE

>>18447661
Cameraman standing there ruined the shot tbqh

>>18447679
>what is faking

new >>18447697

>>18447677
Canon weakest move in WWE. He always need 3 consecutive to win

Are we getting some interferences

Cod dogs?

Yeah Cody's turning

>>18447685
Blessed

So how's this gonna end, what's gonna be the shenanigans, the rock, a celebrity, a debut?

CODY LOOKS LIKE BONNIE BLUE

>>18447695
It’s a shitty way to deliver a cutter

CODELANDER

This is Austin vs Triple H at Survivor Series 2000

>>18447726


non faggot edition

>>18447626
Shades of AAA are starting to creep on the main roster

MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 7
7/11 BITCH

PUT IT UP HIS ASS

Really should have been calling it the F-U during his heel run.

THE SEVEN ELEVEN TURNBUCKLE!

>>18447716
honestly, they should
no one likes this man
don't do a forced hero like they fucked roman for years

>>18447671
Wait til Season 3, it was greenlit

Cross Rhodes sucks so hard... just do a Cody Cutter.

K I N O

KEK OUT AT TWOOOOO

FUCK YOU SLOW COUNTING REF

CODY RHODES WINS

Overbooked piece of shit

>>18447756
We got STFU back that's as much as it was ever gonna be

Fuck I really did forget Cena came back with the FU for Brock at the very beginning

Man, this is gonna be a stellar ending for Cena