SummerSlam ratings are IN
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>>18453418 (OP)
Better than anything in shitty ass gAyEW

I didn't watch. Any of these actually worth checking out
>>18453424
rent free

>>18453435
Punk vs Gunther
Cena vs Cody
Tiffany vs Jade because I like ass

>>18453418 (OP)
There’s no way Becky vs Lyra is rated that high. It dragged on forever and killed the crowd. Also that ziptie botch that even Cole called out.

>>18453418 (OP)
don't know why the tlc match was so highly rated, everybody in it was a dimeless shitter
cena cody was much better

>>18453418 (OP)
I don't care about 300 faggots ratings or one jews ratings. Kick rocks.

>>18453458
By that logic all the matches in AEW should be rated lower because they're filled with botches

>>18453418 (OP)
Better than expected

>>18454118
The main events delivered on both nights and there was only one real stinker so for a Summerslam it was pretty good because WWE has a history of bad ones.

>>18453458
the notoriously pissy cagematch smarks are generally forigivng to Lyra for some reason even though she consistently proves that she's not world champion material

>>18453418 (OP)
Absurd rating inflation for women's matches and spotfests like usual. Smarks are so brain damaged it's boring at this point to mock them.
Main event of both nights and the celeb tag were all great. Everything else sucked. Overall show rating 5/10 because Gunther vs Punk was MOTY

>>18454148
It was a tag match with six teams, it was supposed to be a spotfest and pop the crowd, not be a Karl Gotch mat classic, bro

>>18453418 (OP)
>Nogomi/Gonorrhea/PiGyo
>8.04
>Beko/Nepohog
>7.28
Beko, Gonorrhea and PiGyo simps overrating their favorite wrestlefus

>>18454160
It didn't pop the crowd. Everyone sat there not caring and just waiting for someone to fall off a ladder or do a flippy-do. There was no rhythm or pacing to anything, and it didn't even feel like a real match, it was just an obvious pre arranged exhibition. Shit match.

>>18454184
Clean your ears

>>18454187
No one even gave a shit when any team would go for the titles, because no one cared about the match. The crowd was just waiting for people to do a epic heckin flip. No one booed or jeered or gave a shit when Gargano ignored his dead wife to try to win because no one gave a shit about what was going on

AJ shaking his leg was the highlight of the weekend

>>18454184
I am not a fan of spotfests, but if people are going to see one then it might as well have been that as they at least did some new stuff and tried to be creative. Finish ruined the vibe though as you can tell people wanted a new winner, probably Andrade and Fenix, or maybe even MCMG just so they could have a moment to cap off their career.
Cena Cody and Punk Gunther (Seth) were 10 out of 10 because I don't really rate matches but can't ask for much more because they delivered and had iconic moments.
No idea what they were thinking with the Kross match or that fucking cagematch.
Styles Dom was okay.
Jelly Roll was nice as he actually has the humility to get his ass beat so they were able to do something new and entertaining.
Jade Tiffy was better than expected, Jade us just a little sloppy or awkward, no major fuckups.
Becky Lyra was whatever but the Bayley stuff was wtf.
Roman match was pretty much pointless, nothing to be invested in since Bron and Bronson lost.
Women's 3way was worked fine, but no reason to care for the faces so glad Naomi won and push Asuka again please.
Women's tag I skipped most of, if it advances the Judgement Day story then fine.
Overall a good Summerslam due to the main events being that good.
MVP's are Cody, Cena, Seff, Punk, Gunther and Logan.

>>18453418 (OP)
Yea cena vs cody was moty and no one with their dick still attached would say differently

>>18453418 (OP)
>Chez slop 8.66
>Lyra/Lynch 7.28
Okay so that confirms Cagematch has a group of trannies (Phil fans and WWE fans) that infiltrate the votes because both of those matches were utter dogshit. How the fuck did Phil get a better rating that Cody and John?

>>18454309
I'm a man with a cock, and sorry ya tranny, but no single match from SummerSlop was better than any single match from All In. I'm really sorry! That's just how it is.

>>18453418 (OP)
>cagematch
Also, do people really hate cage matches ending in escale? Is that not the point of the match, or are they too up their own ass to see that it can end without pinfall or submission?

>>18454403
The only cock you have is up your ass, tranny. No one watched Slop In, that's why the ratings plummeted later that week

gAyEW is objectively bad wrestling for trannies and the truth hurts you

>>18454415
Nope, just a normal man, not mutilated, not a tranny (that's you, Bitchtits). Please keep crying though! I'm so sorry TarpSlam was such a failure and had no good matches worth a shit. Maybe next year!

>>18454421
Pendulum status? Up your bussy with the wrestling fig?

>>18454415
>>18454429
>reddit spacing
>obsession with trannies
>obsession with shoving things up xer ass
>obsession with bussies
Yep, Figtits woke up

>>18454429
The pendulum doesn't exist, just like pig on wheels' legs don't work. Sad yet true

>>18453418 (OP)
Becky and Lyra was legitimately one of the worst matches I've ever seen, capped off by Becky Hogan going over AGAIN. At least Kross and Sami's match made sense

>>18453418 (OP)
I never, ever agree with Cagematch ratings. 9/10 times the woman's match ratings are too generous, and you have shit like the Punk/Gunther match which is barely close to anything 8.
Who in their right mind thinks the Beck/Lyra match was a 7/10? Who thinks the last title match was a 9?
It literally only got good when they left the ring and got into the crowd, an by that point it was several minutes in and then the finish was terrible.

It's like the same people who praise the shit out of the All In London 2023 matches. Did we watch the same PPV? Punk vs Joe was good, the six man was meh, the tag team champ match was meh, the stadium stampede was one of the weakest in memory, the women's title was awful, the coffin tag team was dumb fun, ospreay vs jericho kinda blew ass, the trios titles were AWFUL and the main title match blows ass too.

>>18454448
Becky is the main booker for RAW and she got Creative Control thanks to Seff.
This entire summerslam match was hers using it.

>>18454436
didn't that obese freak stick a batista toy up his ass and post it on /pw/ trying to frame some twitter tranny, until he got doxed and everyone saw it was bitchtits?

No wonder Kross is being fired

>>18453418 (OP)
I don't agree with any of these ratings therefore they are not valid.

>>18455518
Unquestionably based