Hereโs whatโs on tap for the show:
Seth Rollins vs LA Knight
Penta, Gunther, Rhea Ripley, Jey Uso, Dominik Mysterio, & Bron Breakker to appear
>>18459256 (OP)kek what a good soldier
Sweet hat did Seth let him borrow it
They should feud Rusev to a young guy, not another big guy who can't move either
Why's New Day Down Under Jojo characters?
>heโs bald he doesnโt understand dates
Kek I love the wall brother
ZERO PESOS
>>18459300Is it getting bigger ever week
>He's bald, he doesn't understand dates.
kek
>>18459340Waller is so based
>latinx shitter segment
Piss break time
>>18459342no, it's an optical illusion
>Seth vs Knight title match made
>absolute banger opener
>Grayson Waller in action
Holy shit RAW has been fucking based so far wtf itโs normally shit until the last half hour???
>still broadcasting the hogan beer commercial
Thatโs just tasteless. Damn
>>18459358Based on him getting zero bitches
NOW DO IT CAUSE I SAY SO (SAY SO)
WHEN I POP OUT THEY LAY LOW (THEY KNOW)
Waller is so fucking based
Sad for Kross, but not surprised, he doesn't have it in the ring
>>18459256 (OP)Iโm homosexual for Waller and thatโs a shoot
waller getting that jobber push kino
Waller is fucking dimeless.
>>18459434Many are saying this
>>18459440Youโre dimeless faggot
>>18459440Better than Adam Copeland
>>18459256 (OP)Good fucking riddance. What a bum. How do you have 3 bad matches with Sami fucking Zayn?
Gay Niggers From Outerspace
Real thread here
>>18459238
>>18459256 (OP)Why didnโt Waller get counted out
Waller has to be one of the worst wrestlers I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing with mine own eyes.
>>18459440Nah hes sexy as fuck and draws gallons of cum
>>18459442Why would you? What would a gay man see in Waller? He looks way too straight imo
>>18459453Nah faggots are hate watching in that thread
Woods making the growing hat meme real
kek
>>18459448Who the fuck is Adam Copeland?
>>18459458Waller rocks and has a funny moveset
>>18459450Are you being facetious
>>18459472Doug Dimmadome ass moment
So Waller is a certified nigga now?
>>18459472He pays attention to twitter memes kek
>>18459453Go stick another wrestling figure up your ass retard
(You) will never have loving parents.
You will never be rich.
You WILL watch slop until you die.
>>18459458What makes Waller so bad? I think Hes solid
>>18459475Some dude who used to be in WWE.. long time ago, he didn't really do anything else than have a match with Waller
What's the new day gimmick now?
Disney villains
Black excellence
Cosplaying killmonger
?
>>18459493Worst look, worst gear, wrestles like a bartender.
>>18459488I have a Cena and a Hogan
At the same time
>>18459498They're in mourning
thread splitting is annoying asf
>>18459483he argues about street fighter with that white canadian boy all day, of course he pays attention to twitter memes
LOL bringing back Brock was the nail in WWE coffin
Nobody talking bout it
Every one boycotting it
>>18459489Is Tony's white side the autistic side?
Xavier and Kofi have such great ringside bants, Really hope Xavier joins the broadcast team when he's active career ends
>>18459510more like yawnbaiters
>>18459518Good lol we donโt want these people
They still can't figure out what to do with New Day and Waller/Theory huh? it's been like 2 years for Waller/Theory and like 6 monts for New Day
That powerbomb sucked ass...
god damn this ring mat is so ugly it looks like some indie promotion
Why are these dorks wearing women's clothing?
They really need better Aussie reps besides Rhea. I have a suggestion. Itโs a little controversial.
I drove by Stamford today and spit on the ground when I saw that piece of shit WWE building
>โStone Coldโ Michael Coleโd
The new faction is called The New G'Day
wtf this is a good match?
They do that spot in every match
>>18459538It looks like the mat you place at the entrance of a business so people don't slip coming in from the rain.
penta is in such a weird place
cant main event because he sucks at english
cant midcard because hes too over
>>18459502Wrestles like a bartender is hilarious but he has a good look man real smarmy and obnoxious it works
>Imagine fucking prime Lexi. Having this sexy little womanlet ride your cock. Her big fat ass bouncing. I don't know where I would cum. On her big fake tits. Her erotic tight belly. Her slutty feet. Her fat ass. Inside her. In her little mouth. On her face, her sexy nose. Her back. Her ass crack. In her shitcanal. I couldn't decide. Id cum everywhere and fuck her continuously till she's drenched in cum for being the sexiest woman in wrestling history. So small. So sexy.
>>18459489False, True and True
My family is fucking awesome. Thanks for reminding me to call my dad after work
>>18459507Some aew guy does it in purpose. He did it during the summarslam gamethreads as well
>>18459559If Iyo can main event, Penta can.
>>18459256 (OP)>"Hes got a Job right here."Kino commentary there Kofi
>>18459256 (OP)Why do AEWtists split the threads?
>>18459559if Penta learns englsih, can he main event PLEs?
>>18459566Waller has always been good
Need a webm of Penta with the hat
>>18459534Waller and Theory should have just been frat chud gimmicks they should have had an obnoxious pre taped podcast called wallerโs theory where they make corny jokes and attack the woke mob and then sometimes they do it live on raw or smackdown and their chairs are comedically seated wya higher than their guests idk
>>18459578they are very angry little people
>>18459578Derail, but no one ever reports these fags.
>>18459543https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/text/I%20drove%20by%20Stamford%20today%20and%20spit%20on%20the%20ground%20when%20I%20saw%20that%20piece%20of%20shit%20WWE%20building/
This your new little pasta you post sometimes?
>>18459458He should be beat Dom for the Intercontinental belt.
he flung that bitch like captain america lmao
Whenever I wear booty shorts or minismirts like Charlotte does they always ride up my ass.
>>18459578They want to laugh when there's not enough gamethreads or posts
THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING
Is HBK booking Raw now?
Charlotte and Alexa are the best thing going right now.
Dem niggas dropping PIPES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLmYZ5HqgM
kek based charles and bliss like โwell uhh okayโ
>>18459578They hate women
>>18459598just like their ratings
SENSUAL MISSIONARY SEX WITH BLISS
>>18459578Same reason why you shit up every single AEW thread porktits
>>18459598They inflate theirs too. Truly sad people.
>>18459574iyo is always paired with rhea to cover for her no promos
Penta Kung-Lao'd those niggas
>>18459616nobody cares enough to do that for dynashite threads, nobody even watches that shit lmao
>>18459616That part. Jaxton is deranged
Will lexi finally show her soles tonight?
I've been waiting since 2014, it's fucking summer lexi
Penta is incredibly based
I wish Alexa would let me hit it from the back
>>18459620Dimes
He really needs that
>>18459599NXT chads noticed a drop in quality earlier this year and we suspect some people in the production came up to RAW around the time Vaquer arrived to main
>>18459589Agreed but Gaytch hates Theory so much, if he doesn't do anything soon he is gonna be in Tony's toybox soon enough and people will stick it into him for being a retard
>>18459620>SOMBRERO MIEDO
>>18459620Mortal Kombat aahh
>>18459620so freaking epic
another epic meme from wwe
>>18459599If only, he needs to fire becky too.
>>18459641Penta disemboweled the New Day with a giant hat
>>18459627Charlotte shows her talons on the show way too much, maybe Lexi will be emboldened
>>18459636I think some time away from WWE would do him good desu
wtf I love Naomi now
kek NJ eternally BTFO
Based Naomi
We could've finished this Rusev/Sheamus feud at Summer Slam
>>18459641LA Jobber being fed to Zestylord next
>Cuts off the negress.
Based TKO.
>>18459658because she sticks to culo blanco like Velcro
WWE hate women they hard cut the kneegra
Naomi is so much better than iyo
pentas so fucking cool lol
>cutting off naomi to play recaps
Kek Naomi's promo cut off for a canned video package
>>18459256 (OP)kek she's shootin
they had to cut the feed
STEPHANIE VELCRO HAS CUT THE FEED
>>18459660As always, WWE thinks more is more.
>It Stank up in here
>Stephanie Velcro
Why is Naomi good on the mic all of a sudden?
Why has every segment hit like crack tonight? WWE has been shit for months but this epi has been the best Iโve seen in years so far and we even have a world title match to look forward to with LA Knight later
>Stephanie Velcro steals your heart
wait
did they just cut Naomi in the middle of her promo? kek
Naomi was too powerful they had to cut her segment
who can realistically defeat, on this current roster, defeat BROCK LESNAR
Need Naomi to headbang to her theme
>>18459682I love this woman
>>18459616Hope you realize that if the wwe fans really wanted to, they could make the board unbrowsable fire aew fans, right? Youโre here because we donโt care enough to bury you, remember that.
>>18459679>Why has every segment hit like crack tonight?Nigga you freebasing, put the crack pipe down.
Based WWE putting the social media numbers segment on the Brock return to drive home to the liberals on social media that most people donโt agree with them
>>18459684lmao saw that too
>>18459688Cody, Roman, bron, Seth and Cena
>>18459688Cody already has
for me it's the photoshopped branding
>>18459700They may have cut her off but she got that one golden line in
>>18459682She's so cool and cute.
Punk interferes and costs Seth the title. YEAH!
>>18459679>Why is Naomi good on the mic all of a sudden?Because she doesnโt have to code switch anymore. Also being a heel is easier for basically everyone in general
Why the fuck was Naomi cut off? kek
Charlotte's theme song sounds like a mix from star wars and mario bross games
KEK they really cut Naomi for Lesnar.
Trips really pulled a vince
>please welcome
ANOTHER FUCKING PROMO
AND WITH BITCHES
>>18459724are you okay, anon?
>>18459688Punk Cody Roman Rollins and Cena have the highest powerlevels
>>18459715God she looks cute without the "stoic demon" make up
>LA Knight gets a title shot after summerslam
>50% chance of Bron/Bronson interference
>50% chance of Punk interference
Why is paul like this. Why does he torture LA Knight fans?
>>18459730So much for the snowflakes and cancel culture
I have a better figure than charles
Me Luv Not-Harley Quinn
>>18459731BronzeBeard Classic?
Big Breton Cock?
>>18459744Buddy was a lucky guy.
>>18459737their face doesn't change
I want Bliss to spread her legs for me
Alexa truly saved Charlotte
Remember when Charles cried so much for having heat as a heel and losing on her return to a rookie that she got fed the tag team champions and a storyline to clear her heat?
Charlesbros... we won the long game...
>>18459688The only reason Shitberg was a able to, was because brock received a lot of money to job, if not he would squash him into a shoot
I have one more 14 hour work day tomorrow and then Iโm back to 7.
Iโm finding Charlotte more attractive than Alexa tonightโฆ
Bros, you donโt think Iโmโฆ do you?
Jesus, end this shit already
Why did they drop the "La ruda" theme for Roxy and Raquel?
ROXY AND RAQUEL ARE OVER WITH ME
judgement day needs a new theme
Raquel and Roxanne will win the titles again tonight
>>18459773they're transbians
>>18459780Yeah you're shoot gay
Are they gonna say the word?
WE ABOUT TO PUT THE BRAIN ON EM
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
FRIENDS
>the F word
The end game for this angle is Charlotte saying FAGGOT
Is this the same song they used for New Days theme?
>>18459256 (OP)Charlotte and Alexa have a lot of chemistry
Is it true that WWE tried to get Ryback back but he said no so they settled for Lesnar?
This is bad. Just say the faggot word. Or spic.
>>18459763Also Charles was so jealous of Alexa mogging her at Royal Rumble that she forced creative to pair her with Alexa to leech from her aura
BRUH NEVER LET RAQUEL TALK UGLY FUCKING BEAST
imagine how gigantic your pecker would look compared to roxxanness tight tiny little body
she's almost so short that she'd have to look over the top rope to see things
>>18459801>I get more views on my warhammer channel than RybackI am humbled
>>18459730I'm surprised the Brock segment wasn't sponsored by apple juice
>>18459808Raquel is kinda hot bro
GET THEM THE FUCK OFF MY TV ALREADY
I think I'm getting too old for WWE lads.
How the fuck is Raw so shit the night after two hot Summerslam angles in front of a diehard crowd?
>>18459812No wonder Chez went for her
>happening here instead of Clash at Napoleon-Land
LET ME JOB TO YA
NO MORE WOMEME MATCHES
FUCK YOU PEARCE EVEN COREY KNOWS YOURE DRUNK
Is Adam drunk in kayfabe?
>Commentary confirms
BASED
I need to see more women fighting
>>18459812I think my tiny little 7.4 dicklet would dwarf next to her donkadonk
>>18459815Trannies loves Warhammer and GeeDubs these days, and you classify yourself as one too.
Also 40k died in 5th ed
lmao if they get the titles right back like after mania
>>18459831He's literally me
Bring back LA Knight and make him read a paragraph. Shit would be more entertaining than this.
Crazy how they don't book anything and they just all show up to work and make it up as they go
Graves just accused Pearce of being a drunk
Please tell me the BOGGED Jenna Ortega was just makeup....
>>18459833she's dead, anon
>>18459256 (OP)If they made a cuck angle for Rusev why nit have a cuck angle for Becky and Seth with LA Knight? Becky getting angry at Seth for making her lie and shit goes back to LA Knight's """""friendship""""".
Fuck RAW
Boring shit
Gonna play some GameCube
>>18459827What a nigger word
Pierce is out of control!
That promo segment would have greatly benefited from Liv
YO THREAD BITCH
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD
I GOT SHIT TO POST
>>18459833she's out for 6 months
>>18459836My wife does that to me in public
>>18459848She definitely did something to her face, she looks weird as fuck now.
>>18459834"I need a drink" is like his secondary catchphrase next to "it's official" so I think yes.
Would put my p-word in Roxy's v-word
>leopard print
are they... l-l-like that...?
>>18459836What the FUCK is her problem?
>>18459820shes an abomination
>>18459848She was inducted into the ritual anon, Under Weinstein the Fat Fuck that would had never happened.
are they gonna win the belts back like last time? surely not right
>>18459853If you're not playing Def Jam. You're a Busta
>Bliss is shorter than Roxxy
>>18459853if im being perfectly honest im just happy that Chez Fans are still fucking seething.
Charles already said the F word on the post conference
>>18459845This made me laugh kek
>adam pearce tonight
YOU GET A MATCH, AND YOU GET A MATCH, AND YOU , FUCK YOU , YOUR FRIEND GETS A MATCH
Kinda ruining the point of Summerslam having them all fight for the titles tonight.
>>18459853That ass is WAY too big
>>18459864They are latinas of course
They're not gonna do the same bit they did after Wrestlemania where Lyra and Becky lost the belts the day after they got them and then we got stuck on potato theatre for three months right?
>>18459873Imagining those tiny hands wrapped around my avg meat
>>18459884D U B L I N
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The not gay and not AEW faggot new thread:
>>18459880>>18459880>>18459880
>>18459892Holy fuck she looks like every Karen from South Carolina ever back when she was still human.
>>18459733yes just tweaking