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Anonymous No.18461652 [Report] >>18461712 >>18461745 >>18462072 >>18463679 >>18463702 >>18464411 >>18464445 >>18464596 >>18465849 >>18466408
Have you preordered yet anon? I can't wait to read all about the illustrious career of Karrion Kross!
Anonymous No.18461680 [Report]
Better change that tagline ya dimeless bitch
Anonymous No.18461700 [Report]
Been flicking the bean to it
Anonymous No.18461712 [Report] >>18461877
>>18461652 (OP)
Looks like a gay erotica book
Not that I would know what those look like
Just assuming here haha
Anonymous No.18461728 [Report]
by the time it comes out he won't be a wwe superstar anymore lmao
Anonymous No.18461745 [Report] >>18461750 >>18462038 >>18464458
>>18461652 (OP)
Reading a book about a Jobbers life story KEK.
Anonymous No.18461750 [Report]
>>18461745
Kek that’s funny. I read your autobiography.
Anonymous No.18461877 [Report] >>18461917 >>18463663 >>18464568
>>18461712
Life was a freaking wrestling ring, and I, Karrion Kross, was ready to rumble...my damn clothes off. My opponent? The Big Sexy one himself, Kevin Nash. That dude was so hot, he made the sun look like a damn ice cube.

As we faced off in the dimly lit, sweat-drenched locker room, I cracked my knuckles and gave him a sly, shit-eating grin. "You think you're ready for this, Nash? I'm the most dominant force in the WWE, and I'm about to take you down...into the depths of orgasmic ecstasy."

Kevin chuckled, his iconic bleached-blond hair gleaming under the locker room lights like a goddamn halo. "Oh, Karrion, you think you're the only one with tricks up their sleeve? I've been in this game longer than you've been alive, hot stuff...and I've got a few damn tricks left up my sleeve and in my pants."

The game was on. We began to circle each other, our eyes locked in a fierce stare that could melt damn steel. I could see the hunger in his gaze, the desire to be taken down by the powerhouse that I am...and I was more than happy to oblige.

"You should be careful what you wish for, Big Sexy...or you might just get it, you cocksucker."

The next thing you know, we were rolling around, exchanging playful blows and kisses with hot gay lust. I landed a series of rapid-fire punches to his sexy abs, but he retaliated with a vicious...tongue bomb. Yeah, that's a thing.

As we fought, our clothes started to disappear like damn magic. I ripped off his shirt, revealing those famous, chiseled abs that could make a damn statue jealous. He countered by yanking down my trunks, exposing my...ahem...wrestling gear...or lack thereof.

The match was heating up, and I could feel the sweat dripping, the adrenaline pumping like a damn IV of pure energy. We were two hot homosexual behemoths of the WWE, going at it like there was no damn tomorrow, and this was just the beginning.
Anonymous No.18461917 [Report] >>18465966
>>18461877
A bit esoteric, no?
Anonymous No.18462038 [Report] >>18466430
>>18461745
But enough about Jonathan Good.
Anonymous No.18462072 [Report] >>18463684
>>18461652 (OP)
Will he talk about Don Callis in it?
Anonymous No.18463663 [Report] >>18465966
>>18461877
imagine taking time to write this and thinking you are straight
Anonymous No.18463679 [Report] >>18463721
>>18461652 (OP)
>Kevin R. Kesar
Anonymous No.18463684 [Report]
>>18462072
qrd?
Anonymous No.18463702 [Report] >>18464155
>>18461652 (OP)
This cornball has no idea how to keep people interested and excited in him holy fuck, make an OF without permission with your wife or just post a leak of you both fucking and there you go you'd be pushed to the moon but noooo, let's write a random generic gay book about how I feel like I made it in life even though I'm still a jobber nobody cares about
Anonymous No.18463721 [Report]
>>18463679
Kek
Anonymous No.18464155 [Report] >>18464172
>>18463702
He really should have fucking pushed for an angle with Dexter Lumis. Dexter as the reformed serial killer doing good against Kross, the evil bastard who wants to corrupt Dexter and make him evil again and serve Kross.

Could have been gold and instead of we got shit.
Anonymous No.18464172 [Report] >>18464186 >>18466013
>>18464155

Why would Dexter want to do anything with Kross when he's living life on easy mode?

>>Helped Hunter topple Vince, meaning that he's 100% forever good in Hunter's books
>>Hunter fronted him the money to start up his own wrestling school AND time off to run the Florida Man games, to hell with the push of the rest of the Wyatt Sick
>>Gets to design this year's Universal Studios Horror/Halloween event
>>Pretty much is the centerpiece of the entire Wyatt Sick, not Bo Dallas
>>When the Wyatt Sick eventually gets shut down, has a ready made feud with another Hunter BFF Johnny Gargano waiting for him.
Anonymous No.18464186 [Report] >>18466783
>>18464172
>Hunter fronted him the money to start up his own wrestling school
Great. I can't wait to see the wrestlers the great Dexter Lumis will train
Anonymous No.18464411 [Report]
>>18461652 (OP)
and this guy is supposed to be a heel? yikes

his social media work is really bad if you compare it with naomi or blake
Anonymous No.18464445 [Report]
>>18461652 (OP)
I don't support chuds so no
Anonymous No.18464458 [Report]
>>18461745
but enough of Drew Macytyre
Anonymous No.18464568 [Report] >>18465966
>>18461877
>We were two hot homosexual behemoths of the WWE, going at it like there was no damn tomorrow, and this was just the beginning.
You ruined it, you fucking ruined it. You had it all and you fumbled it at the very end.
Nash would never allow KK to write the absolute manly acts described in your promo as homesexual. Those are all straight heterosexual acts in the eyes of Big Sexy.
Promo's shit, back to the midcard anon.
Anonymous No.18464596 [Report]
>>18461652 (OP)
Needs to change the cover to have like blood and skulls on it or something. If you pulled this out on the plane or something people would think you're reading a gay self help book or something
Anonymous No.18465849 [Report] >>18466034 >>18466328
>>18461652 (OP)
>I was in NXT
>I had one good match with Finn Balor
>I moved up to the main roster
>I boring as shit and only remembered for being the guy with his wife
>I started getting some traction
>Got told fuck off anyway
Is that the premise of the book?
Anonymous No.18465885 [Report] >>18465928
This guy is so far up his own ass.
Anonymous No.18465928 [Report]
>>18465885
All because the fans cheered for him about five times before getting kicked to the curb.
Anonymous No.18465966 [Report]
>>18461917
>>18463663
>>18464568
It's an AI written story dudes
Anonymous No.18466013 [Report] >>18466783
>>18464172
What's this about Lumis helping HHH get rid of Vince?
Anonymous No.18466034 [Report]
>>18465849
this. wtf is this book even supposed to be about? i’d rather read a stevie richard’s autobiography. that might at least have some cool stories about wrestlers i actually care about
Anonymous No.18466328 [Report]
>>18465849
lol who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have a book about Karrion Kross life and career
Anonymous No.18466342 [Report]
This guy got 0 reaction for years and nobody understood why Triple H was keeping him employed

Now hes supposed to be a big deal and this hidden gem when he got some audience members noticing him
Anonymous No.18466408 [Report]
>>18461652 (OP)
What does he have to write about? The Catering Chronicles?
Anonymous No.18466430 [Report]
>>18462038
Anonymous No.18466783 [Report]
>>18464186
The guy who said Hunter was the moneyman behind Lumis's wrestling school said that the purpose of it was that Hunter wants a feeder school to teach everyone the basics so that the best of the batch can then be funnelled into the WWE training program; that way Dexter basically would be saving Hunter and Shawn the time and energy training people from scratch since Dexter would have already taught them basic stuff.

>>18466013
Dexter and Christy Hemme are BFFs and Christy was one of Vince's pump/dump/pay off to be silent when Vince got rid of her from the WWE roster when he was done fucking her. Christy told Dexter about the whole thing and Dexter passed the info along to Hunter/Steph, as there was always a rumor floating around that it was Hunter who slept with Christy and got her fired, not Vince.

Christy gave up details about how much she was paid to go away/keep quiet to Steph (who had always suspected Hunter of cheating with Christy and was pissed to find out that Vince was the one who fucked her and had let rumors fly that it was Hunter instead) and how Vince told her that the amount she was paid off was what Vince always paid to keep his affairs quiet. Steph then used that information to basically find other women who had been paid the exact same amount and forwarded the information to a sympathetic reporter, who finished breaking the story. And that because he facilitated Christy giving up the information, Dexter pretty much became a made man in the eyes of Hunter in terms of being in his inner circle of NXT guys that Hunter will do anything for.