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Anonymous No.18484461 [Report] >>18484467 >>18484505 >>18484575 >>18484657 >>18485762
How did Dean Malenko not climb the mountain like Chris and Eddie?
>Best technical wrestler ever
>Gimmick was he was James Bond and he boned chicks
>Didn't even need to get on the mic (which he was shit at) just wrestle and hang out with babes
>GOATed theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ndlZoi4A0&list=RDl7ndlZoi4A0&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.18484467 [Report]
>>18484461 (OP)
Pritchard is anti-semitic.
Anonymous No.18484504 [Report]
he was 40 when he got to WWE and there was probably no place for a guy like him during the invasion stuff that happened a year later
Anonymous No.18484505 [Report] >>18484518 >>18484563
>>18484461 (OP)
Eddie had charisma verbally and physically
Benoit had physical charisma and sold himself as a very convincing violent grappler
You can doll up Malenko with any gimmick you want, he won't be able to sell sand to an Arab. Put Women on his shoulder, tell the audience he fucked them, have them on their knees, he just won't come across like that guy.
Anonymous No.18484518 [Report] >>18484823
>>18484505
>sell sand to an Arab
Why would an Arab need to buy sand?
Anonymous No.18484563 [Report] >>18484618 >>18484657 >>18484808
>>18484505
Dean was better in the ring than Benoit and equally as bad on the mic as he was.

there is no reason Dean didn't get a gigapush for his abilities.
Anonymous No.18484575 [Report]
>>18484461 (OP)
because he looks like a balding middle aged office pencil pusher, ya stupid redditor
Anonymous No.18484587 [Report] >>18484783
>Best technical wrestler ever
>stinko malenko
Anonymous No.18484618 [Report]
>>18484563
Dean didn't nearly have the intensity or athleticism Benoit had.
And Benoit some charisma and could sell pain well and had great facial expressions during the matches which Malenko didn't have.
Anonymous No.18484657 [Report]
>>18484563
>>18484461 (OP)
This either has to be Dean himself or some very fucking bored retard at work because there no way someone would sincerely make these kinds of posts in earnest. Dean was completely generic and looked like a dad that would creep on highschoolers or a working man.
All you need to know is this: when an ugly freak like Saturn got more over with a retard gimmick having a boner for a LITERAL mop and you're sawdusting backstage, you genuinely are garbage.
Anonymous No.18484783 [Report] >>18484793
>>18484587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWhFK5sBOo4

Say that after watching his work.
Anonymous No.18484793 [Report] >>18484826
>>18484783
post a match without Eddie, Rey, or Jericho making Dean look good
Anonymous No.18484808 [Report]
>>18484563
absolutely not true in the slightest. Chris was the most intense wrestler possibly ever
Anonymous No.18484823 [Report]
>>18484518
To put on their beaches. Real btw
Anonymous No.18484826 [Report] >>18485744
>>18484793
https://youtu.be/HakgUc8vpqA?si=t7maTkvrg0XuXPms&t=7

Lemme guess, without Rey or Saturn too?
Anonymous No.18485744 [Report]
>>18484826
I already said Rey. Malenko wrestled the guys that made wrestler ms look good
Anonymous No.18485762 [Report]
>>18484461 (OP)
Uhhh, his gimmick was he had no emotions it had nothing to do with your gay broccoli movies.