Thread 18512291

He's right.

>>18512291 (OP)
No lies detected

>>18512291 (OP)
Better off putting the audience to sleep

The Canadian Nightmare

>>18512291 (OP)
Brett’s a bitch

>>18512291 (OP)
If he's specifically talking about in-ring work then I'll let this statement slide. Otherwise, LMAO

They'd be better off if he trained them. Selfish fucking self mark.

>>18512291 (OP)
only Canadians, Europeans and other soiboi cucks r8 Bret

I fail to see how having a stroke and becoming a limp dicked cripple would help.

Not everyone is lucky enough to get years and years of “private training sessions” in their father’s musty basement

>>18512291 (OP)
Shitman? Charisma vacuum and all-around bitch boy

>>18512291 (OP)
Butt Fart

>>18512291 (OP)
Half of modern day shitters copy Bret without having any understanding of what they're copying. The other half copy Shawn Michaels without having any understanding of what they're copying.

Cody heeded his advice and married a black woman.
Cody became WWE universal champion.
Couldn't be clearer, it's proven.

REMINDER:
Jesus was the son of God, who created the heavens and the Earth
>Bret is the son of Stu Hart who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
Jesus was the leader of The Disciples
>Bret was the leader of The Hart Foundation
Jesus befriended a prostitute
>Bret was friends with Sunny
Jesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine
>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of Kevin Nash
Jesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes
>Bret entertained eighty thousand people with just one match, one Intercontinental championship belt and one completely fucked up British Bulldog
Jesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused
>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refused
The crowed chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover Feast
>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at WrestleMania 13
Jesus was betrayed by Judas
>Bret was betrayed by Earl Hebner
Jesus died in Calvary
>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as well
Jesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion
>Bret's in-ring career disappeared three years after The Screwjob
Jesus was killed by Jews
>Bret's in-ring career was killed by a Jew
Jesus had holes in his palms as a result of how his life on Earth ended
>Bret has a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career ended
Jesus gave up his life to protect us from our sins, and to give people an opportunity for salvation
>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from The Kliq, and to give fans the Attitude Era

Have you praised our Lord and Saviour Bret Hart today?
REMINDER:

REMINDER:
Jesus was the son of God, who created the heavens and the Earth
>Bret is the son of Stu Hart who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
Jesus was the leader of The Disciples
>Bret was the leader of The Hart Foundation
Jesus befriended a prostitute
>Bret was friends with Sunny
Jesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine
>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of Kevin Nash
Jesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes
>Bret entertained eighty thousand people with just one match, one Intercontinental championship belt and one completely fucked up British Bulldog
Jesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused
>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refused
The crowed chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover Feast
>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at WrestleMania 13
Jesus was betrayed by Judas
>Bret was betrayed by Earl Hebner
Jesus died in Calvary
>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as well
Jesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion
>Bret's in-ring career disappeared three years after The Screwjob
Jesus was killed by Jews
>Bret's in-ring career was killed by a Jew
Jesus had holes in his palms as a result of how his life on Earth ended
>Bret has a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career ended
Jesus gave up his life to protect us from our sins, and to give people an opportunity for salvation
>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from The Kliq, and to give fans the Attitude Era

Have you praised our Lord and Saviour Bret Hart today?

Cody learned the lesson.

>>18512291 (OP)
Anyone else think Bret is just working at this point?

Based Hitman the real best there ever will be

>>18512855
>Aristotle and Plato
>...
>Diogenes

>>18512291 (OP)
Glad he got kicked in the head

>>18512291 (OP)
Why is every Bret mark today (FTR and CM Punk) so annoying?

>>18512291 (OP)
lmao one of his wrestlemania main events was held in a parking lot another was held in the anaheim hockey arena and half the building left during his match. he couldnt even sell out his home town hockey arena for the Canadian Stampede ppv

>>18512291 (OP)
Why did Bret never become a trainer or open a wrestling school?

>>18512855
Bret's sell looks real, HBK's looks like acting.

>>18513257
Only poor wrestlers do that. Rich guys just show up backstage and talk to a guy.

>>18513257
everyone wants to do flips and cripple himself by 30 instead of doing boring muh technical wrestling shit like wet fart

>>18513277
Well why doesnt he do that

>>18513269
Because HBK is the Jannetty in that ring.