Thread 18515924

I replaced wrestling with movies
Movies are far more kino and it's actually a respectable hobby

wait until you find out about gooning
its gonna blow your mind

>>18515924 (OP)
replace it with MMA. Somehow UFC storylines are more entertaining than WWE ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfyJS56SZbM

>>18515924 (OP)
Based. Ive been a criterion kino watcher for two years now. Watch everything Billy Wilder and John Cassavetes made.

>>18515924 (OP)
i just can't into movies for some reason

>>18515924 (OP)
We need to stop calling everything a "hobby".

>>18515924 (OP)
What are your favorite movies? I’m going to mock whatever you say so just be honest.

>>18515924 (OP)
Holy shit, bro's favourite activity is sitting down and absorbing propaganda lmao

>>18515970
You're getting worked

>>18515975
The Godfather III

I unfortunately may have watched all the good wrestling cause they stopped making good wrestling in 2010. Very proud home video owner of many classic films

>>18515924 (OP)
Movies suck

>>18516010
Lol. Lmao even.

>>18516010
Amadeus is the one where he plays piano and farts right?

>>18515924 (OP)
Actually same here. I haven't watched wrestling since Mania but started watching a lot more movies since then. Honestly it's probably a better hobby quality wise than wrestling is.

>>18516010
Too many joshi movies

>>18516010
I've gooned it to Poorer Things more than porn

>>18516047
If you’re willing to watch older wrestling like you do with movies there’s a lot to watch. But as a wrestling fan you are cheap and lazy, so hunting down classic footage or even paying for bootlegs are probably beyond your grasp.

>watch Chinese torture chamber thinking it is a horror movie
>first scene they cane a woman’s bare bottom for speaking up in court
>movie ends up being a rashamon where a man tries to prove his innocence in a murder trial where he is accused of killing a man by giving him too much sex medicine causing his penis to over engorge and explode
>a nerd gets groped a shoots a fire hose worth of cum onto a gong
>a wire fu fight between a man and a woman ends with them fucking
>a woman is executed via a primitive form of dildonics where she rides a wooden horse through town that pushing a giant wooden penis into her as it moves
Wtf I love films now

>>18516010
Pretentious slop

>>18516112
Nah I've watched plenty of older wrestling. But watching for example something like 80's NWA vs a well regarded 80's film, the quality difference is vast. I think wrestling fans just have low standards. Even the "best" wrestling storylines get lapped by movies

>>18516202
Wrestling is raw. Men burned down to their most based passions. When you live life you will understand it more. The fact you called it NWA instead of the individual promotions just tells everyone you aren’t ready.

>>18515924 (OP)
not if all you watch is marvel slop and you are alergic to fereign films, you're as bad as an e-drone in that case.

>>18516010
Don't listen to 4tards, actually great taste in movies other than anora

>>18515924 (OP)
>replacing one Jewish slop for the next
Truly you have grown my good goy

>>18515924 (OP)
Movies have sucked a fat one for 10+ years